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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Late afternoon Sunday. The PERFECT time for a hot fuck.

Happy best time of the week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though) "

What about if I came near you for sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though)

What about if I came near you for sex? "

I'd have to bring out my death stare

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though)

What about if I came near you for sex?

I'd have to bring out my death stare"

No knives though! That's very sweet of you. I can manage a death stare. Are you ticklish?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap "

Don't be boring, play with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though)

What about if I came near you for sex?

I'd have to bring out my death stare"

A k a the Broadmoor stare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in a bit of a food coma, can I just drink Red wine instead?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

Don't be boring, play with me!"

I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Urmm, wrong.

sundays are about the slow spooning snugglefucks, (that may or may not lead to sensual spooning anal), allll day long.

not just an allocated time Brucey Baby!

Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since our tiny house has the noise reducing properties of a cardboard box I'm not sure our teenagers would approve...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

Don't be boring, play with me!

I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want "

You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Urmm, wrong.

sundays are about the slow spooning snugglefucks, (that may or may not lead to sensual spooning anal), allll day long.

not just an allocated time Brucey Baby!

Px "

Brucey doesn't do sensual spooning anal. Go hard or go hard Quack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urmm, wrong.

sundays are about the slow spooning snugglefucks, (that may or may not lead to sensual spooning anal), allll day long.

not just an allocated time Brucey Baby!

Px "

Spooning mostly leads to folking though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.

I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

Don't be boring, play with me!

I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want

You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?"

No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.

I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. "

Aww but post shower is when we are at our tastiest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.

I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. "

I have two who will happily have cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

Don't be boring, play with me!

I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want

You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?

No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles "

I mean if you're doing that can I take my pants off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.

I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare. "

Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

Don't be boring, play with me!

I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want

You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?

No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles

I mean if you're doing that can I take my pants off? "

Ok. But leave your socks on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex? Nah. Sunday afternoons are all about taking a nap

Don't be boring, play with me!

I am playing with you. Just on the forum, and not in your pants like you really want

You'd have to go pretty miniature size to play in my pants. You gonna use the head as a bouncy castle?

No thanks. I don't really like licking and sucking bouncy castles

I mean if you're doing that can I take my pants off?

Ok. But leave your socks on "

Kinky! You can chew on them if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eugh no, I found another chocolate orange earlier.

I just want a shower then to slob out please, with a fluffy blanket, also I'd quite like a dog to cuddle if anyone has one going spare.

Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together."

I want this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together."

This is just adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Can lend you mine , but he wants to play rather than cuddle at the moment. If there is a good movie on at 9.00 he and I will be asleep on the sofa together.

This is just adorable "

We are not using tissues in the way I initially intended here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy Sat or Sun AM sex is my absolute favourite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though)

What about if I came near you for sex?

I'd have to bring out my death stare

No knives though! That's very sweet of you. I can manage a death stare. Are you ticklish? "

She's VERY ticklish but has a tendancy to kick, slap, bite and punch but trust me it's worth the pain unless she grabs the unmentionables

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't think of anything worse to do right now! If my husband dares come near me today for sex he can chop his dick off with a bread knife.

(sex was amazing lastnight though)

What about if I came near you for sex?

I'd have to bring out my death stare

No knives though! That's very sweet of you. I can manage a death stare. Are you ticklish?

She's VERY ticklish but has a tendancy to kick, slap, bite and punch but trust me it's worth the pain unless she grabs the unmentionables "

If we tickled her together would we win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good hot fuck sessions have no time of the day/day of the week or length of time rules to them.

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