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who said romance is dead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just had a man offer to cut off his cock n post it to me lol...

whats the most random offer you have had on here or whats the most lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you accepted the offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

randoml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a few strange Facebook messages but nithing like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only cause she says it's all she thinks of

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Get him a cock making set so he can use the mould and make you a model..

I have a picture of a cut off cock but not allowed to post here .. not pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope you accepted the offer? "

damm right i did.. real cock beats rubber/plastic cock.

no one mentioned it had to be attatched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a message yesterday offering a bout of wrestling for Mrs Artful, it inspired a forum.post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just had a man offer to cut off his cock n post it to me lol...

whats the most random offer you have had on here or whats the most lovely?

"
I thought you had found romance already? You could still de bollock him.

I have been offered all sorts, none in the name of romance, il keep it to good hard fucking strictly NSA thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody hell.

thats a bit extreme.

what happened to sending flowers?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I hope you accepted the offer?

damm right i did.. real cock beats rubber/plastic cock.

no one mentioned it had to be attatched "

You might have to hollow it out and put a plastic one inside it for it to be of any use

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If it's rusty and detached it might break if you try and use it.

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

You need to read again his offer. I am sure there are some conditions attached to it I.e he will bring the cock himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You need to read again his offer. I am sure there are some conditions attached to it I.e he will bring the cock himself "

nah he deffo said he'd cut it off cos i made a joke about him not getting blood on the carpet so could he do it in the bath or shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's rusty and detached it might break if you try and use it. "

Don't be daft!

Cocks don't go rusty - they get wet all the time!

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By *endoverbeckyWoman
over a year ago

dublin

got offered €50 for a used thong?

n a €100 if their was period blood on it?

so weird n creepy i just blocked him!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"got offered €50 for a used thong?

n a €100 if their was period blood on it?

so weird n creepy i just blocked him!!!!

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that is pretty sick..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not legally binding, no contracts signed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not legally binding, no contracts signed "

A promise is a promise... but it means nothing until it is delivered.

If it was in writing it may well be a contract. If you were d*unk you may have a get out clause.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not legally binding, no contracts signed

A promise is a promise... but it means nothing until it is delivered.

If it was in writing it may well be a contract. If you were d*unk you may have a get out clause."

Oooo I'm claiming I was shit faced

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not legally binding, no contracts signed

A promise is a promise... but it means nothing until it is delivered.

If it was in writing it may well be a contract. If you were d*unk you may have a get out clause.

Oooo I'm claiming I was shit faced "

you so werent, just horny but sick of my demands as you couldnt keep up so pathetically said 'fine i'll cut it off n post it to you if you want it that much'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did get one request for my underwear with full address!

Still wonder if it was someone else's address for a sick prank on them or if he was genuinely stupid enough to give his full address out (1st message too, not like he'd got to know me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do find public displays of affection and soap opera real life romances fascinating all round. The aftermath when the romance dies can be tragic and awkward but you cant help but watch avidly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not legally binding, no contracts signed

A promise is a promise... but it means nothing until it is delivered.

If it was in writing it may well be a contract. If you were d*unk you may have a get out clause.

Oooo I'm claiming I was shit faced

you so werent, just horny but sick of my demands as you couldnt keep up so pathetically said 'fine i'll cut it off n post it to you if you want it that much' "

See!! Only interested in my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ROMANCE"..........pahhhh

No such thing....its b/s wrapped up well.

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