FabSwingers.com forum: ok another seriouse question .

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Call an ambulance and I think they call the police.

Then stay with the person until help arrives so no one touches it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One assumes you would call the emergency services?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I would check for any signs of life, just in case there was anything I could do. Phone emergency services. Definitely not start going through pockets, let the Police look for ID.

I would stay until emergency services arrived and give a statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Is this a post for the Americans ghettos?

Surely everyone not hardened to death/murder would call emergency services?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?"

Yes one assumes you would

But we are in a forum and normal

Rules don't aply on these threads

Some bright may have other ideas

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?"

Logic does not live here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Is this a post for the Americans ghettos?

Surely everyone not hardened to death/murder would call emergency services? "

I think I will return to the Virus topic at least it’s remotely relevant?

The issue is if you answer I would steal from a mortally injured person are you not immediately cast out into the fab wilderness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?

Logic does not live here"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call for help, get someone to ring 999/ring myself and start CPR - compressions only if necessary. If there was anyone else around, ask them to find a defib and bring it to me. Wait for the paramedic and police to arrive.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Is this a post for the Americans

ghettos?

Surely everyone not hardened to

death/murder would call

emergency services? "

It could be that I just ask the question and see where it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack."

Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Chop it up and cook it down for sunday roast... is than an option!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?

Logic does not live here"

Maybe not but what of humanity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Poke it with a stick

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.

Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?"

I don't know what caused it I just read about it a couple of weeks later in the local paper it just said it was ruled a heart attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Is this a post for the Americans

ghettos?

Surely everyone not hardened to

death/murder would call

emergency services?

It could be that I just ask the question and see where it goes "

Seemingly like a one legged person in an arse kicking competition?

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Erm...... call for help, not sure why the hell I'd be searching them for cash!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.

Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?

I don't know what caused it I just read about it a couple of weeks later in the local paper it just said it was ruled a heart attack."

Ah noted!

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.

Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?"

What a strange comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Years ago I did actually find a dead body, I rang an ambulance and waited till they got there and spoke to the police when they turned up. Turned out the poor man had had a heart attack.

Daisy I would be so presumptuous to ask the cause of the heart attack but your actions are surely the right and proper thing to do?

What a strange comment"

Irony is lost on some. But I am strange I admit

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Chop it up and cook it down for sunday roast... is than an option!...

Definitely the most amusing suggestion

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By *amantMan
over a year ago

Alnmouth

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

If the body looks very recent, call an ambulance, if not, the police. As the discoverer of the body, I would almost certainly be treated as a suspect if it was murder/manslaughter. But suspicion would be far worse if it was to come out I'd seen it and decided to pretend I'd seen nothing.

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Me and my mates found a dead bloke face down in a Brooke when we were kids

Run to the nearest house who didn’t believe us

So run to my mates house who’s dad came down to check our story

Police came round an hour or so later to unofficially officially interview us all

Never heard anything else about it

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Check they are actually dead call ambulance/police x

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Yes.

And in that order

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'd call the emergency services and notify them I have found a body, which I believe might be dead and if they say check for a pulse do so, as I could be tampering with evidence...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs "

Don’t call me Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings

Wipe it clean

Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band

The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Check they are actually dead call ambulance/police x"

You mean like, put another bullet in them just to make sure, or have I read that wrong

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs "

But in doing so you've put yourself in the scene of a crime which without doing so you've left your DNA which could make things difficult for you to explain later. It would be just your word

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Check the surrounding area before even thinking of touching it to assess if there is any danger to myself e.g. fallen electric cables etc

But emergency services first

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs

But in doing so you've put yourself in the scene of a crime which without doing so you've left your DNA which could make things difficult for you to explain later. It would be just your word "

No I highly doubt placing checking for a pulse would be seen as self incriminating, moreso being human, advances in DNA and police work would notice the difference between fingers placed on a pulse point and causing the issue whatever it maybe.

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs

Don’t call me Shirley"

Sorry Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do none of the above, I ensure they are actualky dead, if the cause of detah osnt obvious i mfiht start cpr and a defib, give them some dignity. And get help lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you found one? Are you there now ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs

Don’t call me Shirley

Sorry Dave"

I see what you did there!

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By *hismMan
over a year ago

Ballygonowhere

A dead body doesn't have a pulse,so I certainly wouldn't be doing that

I would phone the police and tell them to get here quick before the place is inundated with pulse takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A dead body doesn't have a pulse,so I certainly wouldn't be doing that

I would phone the police and tell them to get here quick before the place is inundated with pulse takers

Or cash takers

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Get my phone out take various poses of myself with it and upload them onto various social media sites..

Well it beats sticking photos on of what I'm having for me tea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Are you 'asking for a friend'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?

Logic does not live here

Maybe not but what of humanity?"

Everyday humanity strays further from the light

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings

Wipe it clean

Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band

The cops find a killer, solve various

world wide murders and I get to live

a life free of looking over my

shoulder "

I knew this thread would bring out the true character of people here.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Have you found one? Are you there now ???"

That would be telling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking from experience, driving back from Walsall on the pleck rd, I passed what I thought was a collapsed person on the footpath. I pulled in, and went to check them out, this was about midday with other people about. But I was the only person to go and check on him initially.

I had no idea how long he'd been there, but after ascertaining that he wasn't breathing, I began CPR.

Then that's when others noticed and gathered, and someone called for the medics.

Anyhow once they arrived and assessed him, it was apparent that he had passed awhile before I arrived.

So rather than checking him for cash, I choose to give CPR to a corpse. And quite frankly I'd do it again, if the situation arose.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Speaking from experience, driving back from Walsall on the pleck rd, I passed what I thought was a collapsed person on the footpath. I pulled in, and went to check them out, this was about midday with other people about. But I was the only person to go and

check on him initially.

I had no idea how long he'd been

there, but after ascertaining that he

wasn't breathing, I began CPR.

Then that's when others noticed

and gathered, and someone called

for the medics.

Anyhow once they arrived and

assessed him, it was apparent that

he had passed awhile before I

arrived.

So rather than checking him for cash, I choose to give CPR to a corpse. And quite frankly I'd do it again, if the situation arose.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

For all those doing CPR .I'd told you he was dead in the first place

I won't say how I know he was dead

But its become evident that there is a hit man on this thread they may be more .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?

Logic does not live here

Maybe not but what of humanity?

Everyday humanity strays further from the light "

Generally or just on Fab?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Chop it up and cook it down for sunday roast... is than an option!...

Definitely the most amusing suggestion

Its a twisted mind I have to say.

But when the apocalypse comes, well be eating dead and growning our own Zombies....

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Get my phone out take various poses of myself with it and upload them onto various social media sites..

Well it beats sticking photos on of what I'm having for me tea..

Stand on it in a proud hunter pose,"i killed that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Is this dead or barely alive body a man woman, gender fluid?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"For all those doing CPR .I'd told you he was dead in the first place

I won't say how I know he was dead

But its become evident that there is a hit man on this thread they may be more ."

Not me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings

Wipe it clean

Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band

The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder "

This is more like it...good effort.

However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.

But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Is this dead or barely alive body a

man woman, gender fluid?"

You raise a good point at first I thought it would be a man

Then I thought I'd leave it up to the forum as to what sex they discover

I'd not thought of their gender fulidity as had not thought it relevant them been dead .but you offer up a new avenue of investigation of the case .and the person finding thoughts and actions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant evidence pointing to my worst enemy then scarper

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Is this dead or barely alive body a

man woman, gender fluid?

You raise a good point at first I thought it would be a man

Then I thought I'd leave it up to the forum as to what sex they discover

I'd not thought of their gender fulidity as had not thought it relevant them been dead .but you offer up a new avenue of investigation of the case .and the person finding thoughts and actions"

I suppose the fluidity would depend on how long it had been there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick

Is this dead or barely alive body a

man woman, gender fluid?

You raise a good point at first I thought it would be a man

Then I thought I'd leave it up to the forum as to what sex they discover

I'd not thought of their gender fulidity as had not thought it relevant them been dead .but you offer up a new avenue of investigation of the case .and the person finding thoughts and actions"

It’s your potential crime scene you need to give us more information?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

999

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"999"

Are 999 bodies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poke it with a stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings

Wipe it clean

Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band

The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder

This is more like it...good effort.

However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.

But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche"

Quite correct on the schoolboy error bit..should never be the same one. And just to add always a revolver, NEVER an automatic as the empty shell casings fly all over the bloody place and are a bastard to find....

A friend told me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings

Wipe it clean

Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band

The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder

This is more like it...good effort.

However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.

But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche

A friend told me...

Ahhh, i can see you've put thought into this.

Good drills.

And another glimpse into your MO.

You used the term "shell casings flying all over".

Suggestions not only do you like to be up close and personal...but you have a preference for unloading all your rounds into the 'target'. Rather than a clean one-shot kill. You're hired.

(Quick, everyone else keep him talking. The police are on their way).

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OK further information its a dead body defernatly. Dead we haven't checked its genitailia we don't know if its a man or a woman you can pick .we don't know of its a sexual fulidity or name preference.

What you going to do if your the one finding it best answers so far chop it up and eat it .and put a gun in its hand and to fool the police and cover up your other murders .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If rigor mortis has set in, start putting it in comedy poses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would rush home and get my handgun that has been used for many a hit/ contract killings

Wipe it clean

Cover it in fingerprints from the body and put it into their pocked or waist band

The cops find a killer, solve various world wide murders and I get to live a life free of looking over my shoulder

This is more like it...good effort.

However, i wouldn't hire you. Using the same weapon for each hit?? Schoolboy error.

But, on the flip side...you use a handgun. So obviously like to get close. More risk, and more an insight into your psyche

A friend told me...

Ahhh, i can see you've put thought into this.

Good drills.

And another glimpse into your MO.

You used the term "shell casings flying all over".

Suggestions not only do you like to be up close and personal...but you have a preference for unloading all your rounds into the 'target'. Rather than a clean one-shot kill. You're hired.

(Quick, everyone else keep him talking. The police are on their way)."

No..... As I said, a friend told me...honest guv'nr...

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

"I would check for any signs of life, just in case there was anything I could do. Phone emergency services. Definitely not start going through pockets, let the Police look for ID.

I would stay until emergency services arrived and give a statement. "

This

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would check for any signs of life, just in case there was anything I could do. Phone emergency services. Definitely not start going through pockets, let the Police look for ID.

I would stay until emergency

services arrived and give a

statement.

This

I'd like ask you to stay and we can go over you're stament . and take down your particulars while we are at it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call an ambulance, grab a defib and get it on and start cpr process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems a weird subject for a joke .l have found 2 dead people ,not something to talk about lightly, but then my sense of humour a bit biased on this one .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all those doing CPR .I'd told you he was dead in the first place

I won't say how I know he was dead

But its become evident that there is a hit man on this thread they may be more ."

Ps....I'm not qualified to confirm the person is dead so cpr should be performed until paramedics confirm the person is deceased.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm

Hello operator. I just found a body, I think its dead.

Hello caller, can you make sure its dead.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG,

Hello operator. OK, now what?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Check for a pulse 1st surely?

Mrs

But in doing so you've put yourself in the scene of a crime which without doing so you've left your DNA which could make things difficult for you to explain later. It would be just your word

Mrs "

But you might be careless last minute and think I'll just check their pulse just to make sure they are dead ever thought as you might have before hand wore gloves.... Too late for excuses your coming with me

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Seems a weird subject for a joke .l have found 2 dead people ,not something to talk about lightly, but then my sense of humour a bit biased on this one ."

Your right your point of view is different haveing that experience but of course its not a serious question we all do the right thing .

they way the question was posed hence the light heart aproach to the subject a bit like the

Who would you throw over bord if

the lifeboat was sinking questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One assumes you would call the emergency services?

Logic does not live here"

This is my favourite quote, of yours. I’m going to get it printed on T-shirts to hand out to wally brains at work

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Seems a weird subject for a joke .l have found 2 dead people ,not something to talk about lightly, but then my sense of humour a bit biased on this one .

Your right your point of view is different haveing that experience but of course its not a serious question we all do the right thing .

they way the question was posed hence the light heart aproach to the subject a bit like the

Who would you throw over bord if

the lifeboat was sinking questions "

The one with the biggest tits, then I’d strap myself too her and use her as a buoyancy aid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Call an ambulance, grab a defib and get it on and start cpr process."

Joking aside, guys, (oh god, there's always one, isnt there!!) before you do ANYTHING...check for any futher danger to you or the casualty/victim.

You don't want to become a casualty/victim too.

Possibly items falling overhead?

Electrocuted?

A mysterious FAB member lurking behind a door/tree with his revolver?

Remember, DR'S ABC

D - further risk to you/casualty

R - Response from the casualty

S - Shout for help/999

A - Airways

B - Breathing

C - Circulation

And thats, forumites, is how you kill the mood on a thread!!

Ps...sorry OP

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

I would call the police/ ambulance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police and ambulance

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Check they're dead, if really messy throw up - phone police/ambulance sit down and hyperventilate

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"If rigor mortis has set in, start putting it in comedy poses.

Weekend at bernies.. brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it one that I’ve previously buried and forgotten about?

Re bury that a find a new spot for this one.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Depends how long the body has been there, if it's warm, call an ambulance, but if it's putrefied or been there for decades, then call the police and coroner. There is a proper procedure for archaeologists, when digging up bodies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s was the first serious question?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What’s was the first serious question?"

OK I lied it wasn't a serious question .

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Have no idea how i would react in that situation...might panick and run away.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

Why would I check for money?

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By *teve197_ukMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

Bit of a silly question for a swingers site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First aider

Check for pulse

If none police and ambulance

If pulse keep warm

And ambulance then police

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Establish as quickly as possible that whatever killed this person isn’t an immediate danger to me also. Then call the police.

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Depends who it was lying dead might just kick a few leafs over the body and walk away

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Bit of a silly question for a swingers site "

Oh is others that have answered

Didn't think so .

But to put in context if you are going to take it as serious question . which ofcourse it was not.

so one might be out dogging and come across one . but

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"What type of person are you .

You find a dead body

Do a check if has any money on it.

Do you call the police

Or do you get the fuck out of there

Quick "

Jesus H

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