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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do I need?

I know I need cucumber and vaseline.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cucumbers to be had, even for ready money.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No cucumbers to be had, even for ready money."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I need?

I know I need cucumber and vaseline.

A large Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do I need?

I know I need cucumber and vaseline.

A large Toblerone

Oooh, yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do I need?

I know I need cucumber and vaseline.

A large Toblerone

Oooh, yes! "

Is that 'oooh' just for the eating of said Toblerone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that 'oooh' just for the eating of said Toblerone?"

I think it's more a... Oooh, aaah, ouch! When eating Toblerone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that 'oooh' just for the eating of said Toblerone?

I think it's more a... Oooh, aaah, ouch! When eating Toblerone "

Maybe less painful in another area then

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Could you get me some deep heat and a prostate massager please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you get me some deep heat and a prostate massager please? "

Does tesco sell prostate massagers? In fact.. I'll just ask someone who works there

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Can you see if the latest instruction manual for women is available please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you see if the latest instruction manual for women is available please

They'd need a fleet of lorries to carry that back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so true

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"What do I need?

I know I need cucumber and vaseline.

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A lumberjack maybe

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

A thirsty toad please

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