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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That has got people wet or hard pretty quickly? Do you have a go to to get your partner in the mood if they are currently as dry and soft as a bouncy ball in Kenya?

Reveal people! (Boobs also welcome in my inbox on this holy day)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Usually I've put the groundwork in ahead of time on the teasing and winding up before we meet up, so those first moments are always explosive and dont need specific moves.

Coaxing more rounds out of someone varies by the person and what I know works for them. Usually when I'm still shaking and incapable of speech my fingernails still trace those sensitive areas and it rarely takes much to get going again once I'm recovered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teasing tongue

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

If a bouncy ball in Kenya was dry, wouldn't it be hard not soft ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If a bouncy ball in Kenya was dry, wouldn't it be hard not soft ?"

I'll be honest my Sunday morning brain thought what's soft and dry? Cause you know, anything can get wet in this country.

Especially with me around, wahheyyy

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll be honest my Sunday morning brain thought what's soft and dry? "

An unused tea-bag ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll be honest my Sunday morning brain thought what's soft and dry?

An unused tea-bag ?"

Sally, you're good!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Just knowing he's on his way to getting his dick sucked by me gets him twitching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean , if he isn't in the mood I'd take full advantage of this and go make myself a sandwich and a coffee and get comfy on the sofa.

He can go watch porn and stuff to get him all sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean , if he isn't in the mood I'd take full advantage of this and go make myself a sandwich and a coffee and get comfy on the sofa.

He can go watch porn and stuff to get him all sexy.

Still dressed in knee socks though right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a stern look and "brace yer sel"

usually does it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a stern look and "brace yer sel"

usually does it"

For a sea shanty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean , if he isn't in the mood I'd take full advantage of this and go make myself a sandwich and a coffee and get comfy on the sofa.

He can go watch porn and stuff to get him all sexy.

Still dressed in knee socks though right?

Thigh high actually, but yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take my clothes off and put a bag over my head. That does the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean , if he isn't in the mood I'd take full advantage of this and go make myself a sandwich and a coffee and get comfy on the sofa.

He can go watch porn and stuff to get him all sexy.

Still dressed in knee socks though right?

Thigh high actually, but yes. "

That works!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take my clothes off and put a bag over my head. That does the trick "

Are you the one who said it would put me off yesterday but was then afraid I'd DM you like mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make breakfast..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take my clothes off and put a bag over my head. That does the trick

Are you the one who said it would put me off yesterday but was then afraid I'd DM you like mad?

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I don't have one. I just get lucky again and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time."

Well hello

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My husband's a simple man. I just get my boobs out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I've never made anyone hard or wet so I'm here for the tips.

Keep 'em coming people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven."

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I can’t share such a closely guarded secret. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks. "

What flavour hula hoops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?"

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones. "

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take my clothes off and put a bag over my head. That does the trick

Are you the one who said it would put me off yesterday but was then afraid I'd DM you like mad?

Possibly "

I reckon you are more confident with your face than you make out

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I've never made anyone hard or wet so I'm here for the tips.

Keep 'em coming people. "

Tell them your mouth is waiting

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"I mean , if he isn't in the mood I'd take full advantage of this and go make myself a sandwich and a coffee and get comfy on the sofa.

He can go watch porn and stuff to get him all sexy.

Not in the mood with a woman like you around?? In that case maybe it would be best to call an ambulance, they may be dead!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you."

Are you two gonna make out? I'm here to watch and eat said hula hoops and daim bars!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right look, a growl and a little neck nibble with a hand in her pants usually suffices to illicit a moist response from ma bad bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you.

Are you two gonna make out? I'm here to watch and eat said hula hoops and daim bars!"

Woah woah woah!!! We don’t share snacks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a stern look and "brace yer sel"

usually does it

For a sea shanty?"

a storm is a com'in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you."

I have the BEST taste in snacks. You should never doubt that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you.

I have the BEST taste in snacks. You should never doubt that."

After the halloumi fries debacle I’m not so sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you.

Are you two gonna make out? I'm here to watch and eat said hula hoops and daim bars!

Woah woah woah!!! We don’t share snacks."

I'll bring my own aka more for you? But I have to see some action!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?"

Erm, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?"

Her exact words were “they’re shit”. I’ve never been more disappointed in someone in my entire life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offer cheese based snacks. Nachos, mozzarella dippers or fondue. Works every time.

Well hello

Point proven.

Though can I change the snacks? Add in some hula hoops and bread, ooh and those little mini daim bars. And some chips?

Thanks.

What flavour hula hoops?

I'm a simple girl, I like the plain ones.

They’re the best ones. I knew there was a reason I tolerate you.

I have the BEST taste in snacks. You should never doubt that.

After the halloumi fries debacle I’m not so sure."

You ruined my Macdonald's that day.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?

Her exact words were “they’re shit”. I’ve never been more disappointed in someone in my entire life."

I have to agree. They’re pretty grim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?

Her exact words were “they’re shit”. I’ve never been more disappointed in someone in my entire life.

I have to agree. They’re pretty grim

Thankyou! They didn't even taste of anything, just greasy cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is a great filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is a great filter

Well I love halloumi fries and always order them. Elf we need a word!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......"

That confident in your kissing ability huh? I don't actually get erections from kissing. Clubbing would have been a nightmare for years if I did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is a great filter

Well I love halloumi fries and always order them. Elf we need a word!"

I'll bring you some back while I'm getting my hash browns.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This thread is a great filter

Well I love halloumi fries and always order them. Elf we need a word!

I'll bring you some back while I'm getting my hash browns. "

But I want you to chew on them first?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" They didn't even taste of anything, just greasy cheese. "

Are you referring to Brucey's Balls ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" They didn't even taste of anything, just greasy cheese.

Are you referring to Brucey's Balls ?"

OUCH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......

That confident in your kissing ability huh? I don't actually get erections from kissing. Clubbing would have been a nightmare for years if I did!"

Your fake I'd took a hammering then.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I was shocked (SHOCKED) by the halloumi hate in here, but then someone mentioned hash browns and now I’m all distracted.

Is it breakfast time yet?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......

That confident in your kissing ability huh? I don't actually get erections from kissing. Clubbing would have been a nightmare for years if I did!"

Brucey.

There's such a big difference between a d*unken snog and an I'm going to fuck your brains out kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HANG ON who doesn't like halloumi fries?

Me"

What?! I don't think we can be friends anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was shocked (SHOCKED) by the halloumi hate in here, but then someone mentioned hash browns and now I’m all distracted.

Is it breakfast time yet?"

Oh that was me. Hash browns for the win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......

That confident in your kissing ability huh? I don't actually get erections from kissing. Clubbing would have been a nightmare for years if I did!

Brucey.

There's such a big difference between a d*unken snog and an I'm going to fuck your brains out kiss."

True. Needs more hair pulling and hands round face/throat...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This thread is a great filter

Well I love halloumi fries and always order them. Elf we need a word!

I'll bring you some back while I'm getting my hash browns. "

Hhhmmm hash browns

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Hhhmmm hash browns

See? They’re distracting. It’s not just me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......

That confident in your kissing ability huh? I don't actually get erections from kissing. Clubbing would have been a nightmare for years if I did!

Brucey.

There's such a big difference between a d*unken snog and an I'm going to fuck your brains out kiss."

See!!

Point proven Brucey Big Balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is a great filter

Well I love halloumi fries and always order them. Elf we need a word!

I'll bring you some back while I'm getting my hash browns.

Hhhmmm hash browns

Sign me up for some hash browns too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All it takes is a kiss Brucey Big Balls......

That confident in your kissing ability huh? I don't actually get erections from kissing. Clubbing would have been a nightmare for years if I did!

Brucey.

There's such a big difference between a d*unken snog and an I'm going to fuck your brains out kiss.

True. Needs more hair pulling and hands round face/throat..."

And thats just what they do to you Bruce

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Sign me up for some hash browns too

Look, I offered you breakfast but you opted to go home. Too late to moan about it now.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"That has got people wet or hard pretty quickly? Do you have a go to to get your partner in the mood if they are currently as dry and soft as a bouncy ball in Kenya?

Reveal people! (Boobs also welcome in my inbox on this holy day)"

I know what gets me hot and bothered. Thats easy. Anybody wrapped up in a shiny outfit of latex, leather and pvc.

My trick to getting people hot and wet is dunking the fuckers in a hot tub!!! Works every time.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I lean against the doorframe all seductive like, and say "I brought coffee/ tea/ cake"

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

A kiss usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can't go giving the game away now can i

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I take my clothes off and put a bag over my head. That does the trick "

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She's right: I've seen her head; it's 'bag worthy'.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Looking straight into there eyes and telling them explicitly what I want to do to them right now

. Tends to work

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

I can breathe through my ears and my tongue is magical so I'm told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing.

Simple, but effective.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m sorry I can’t let out all my secrets, I would be flooded with messages for more notes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"This thread is a great filter

Well I love halloumi fries and always order them. Elf we need a word!

I'll bring you some back while I'm getting my hash browns.

Hhhmmm hash browns

Sign me up for some hash browns too

Just taking orders for hash browns now. Post lunch snack. Whose in?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Just taking orders for hash browns now. Post lunch snack. Whose in?

I’m in so deep you’ll start asking me to come back next Sunday.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Just taking orders for hash browns now. Post lunch snack. Whose in?

I’m in so deep you’ll start asking me to come back next Sunday.

Kinky

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

What can I say? I just really fancy some hash browns. I’m a simple soul.

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