FabSwingers.com forum: The Saturday Late Late Nocturnal Thread

By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Good evening beautiful people and welcome to the Saturday Nocturnal.

Saturday can only mean one thing it’s party time!

Today is my birthday. Yes I am a year older, a year wiser (allegedly) and I have eyebags that you could fit a weeks shopping in but it is all from Waitrose* so I’m still smiling

* other supermarkets are available.

As most of the nocturnal regulars know I’m a bit of a music freak. My taste is totally eclectic to say the least but tonight’s choice for me is the absolutely wonderful Beautiful South. One of my Top 5 ever bands and what I’m listening to right now.

So join me newbies, lurkers, regulars and of course all of those flirty bystanders.

Let’s talk shit about all sorts including your favourite music til the early hours.

As the Beautiful South memorably said it’s from the oldest swinger in town

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over a year ago

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Ah, my nightly elixir from the crepuscular to the diurnal, and finally to the Nocturnal. It's my daily tonic.

I'm hoping the Nocturnal snug bar is awash with form, fashion, frolics and passion. Is there a suitable Gin for me?

Good evening LB!

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F¹rst / ¹st ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Damn you, PrinçessPuddle!

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening all, especially our host for the night the gorgeous LB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloha

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

.•°°"

Hello Princess Puddle. You are tonight’s 1st poster. And a massive big up for that from me beating darling Nero

Would you like a cocktail of your choice as your prize? I can shimmy it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all and hope well

My music tastes are varied and may like one or two songs rather than full albums. And a couple of my favs not many have heard of

And yes there are a couple of Beautiful South songs I like

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ah, my nightly elixir from the crepuscular to the diurnal, and finally to the Nocturnal. It's my daily tonic.

I'm hoping the Nocturnal snug bar is awash with form, fashion, frolics and passion. Is there a suitable Gin for me?

Good evening LB!

•

F¹rst / ¹st ?"

Oh darling Nero. You were so close… and yet so far away. But 2nd or Silver Place as my lovely nephew calls it is a lovely prize. A drink Sir? Of your choice

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Out "

Hi Wonko. Would you like a drink before you’re out? A cocktail perhaps?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening all, especially our host for the night the gorgeous LB xx"

Oh hello darling. Welcome to Rotterdam. It could be anywhere actually but there’s music and drinks. A cocktail? Or a good old pint for yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn you, PrinçessPuddle!

.•*°°

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Aloha

Good evening Sweet Cherry and Aloha! Can I get you a drink darling? Any music you may want on the Alexa?

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good evening all, especially our host for the night the gorgeous LB xx

Oh hello darling. Welcome to Rotterdam. It could be anywhere actually but there’s music and drinks. A cocktail? Or a good old pint for yourself?

I shall continue of the pints please darling. Rotterdam sure looks like Liverpool or Rome

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Haha, still haven’t quite caught me up yet.

I just spent about 10 minutes trying to find this in the chat rooms #seniormoments

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening all and hope well

My music tastes are varied and may like one or two songs rather than full albums. And a couple of my favs not many have heard of

And yes there are a couple of Beautiful South songs I like "

Good evening SubB***h. I’m smiling and cheery tonight thank you. Hope you’re well? And it’s nice to see another sub here

Any particular favourites of TBS?

I’ve got Old Red Eyes on right now

I’ll get you a drink of your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.•°°

Hello Princess Puddle. You are tonight’s 1st poster. And a massive big up for that from me beating darling Nero

Would you like a cocktail of your choice as your prize? I can shimmy it over

Can I have something pink please.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Ah, my nightly elixir from the crepuscular to the diurnal, and finally to the Nocturnal. It's my daily tonic.

I'm hoping the Nocturnal snug bar is awash with form, fashion, frolics and passion. Is there a suitable Gin for me?

Good evening LB!

•

F¹rst / ¹st ?

Oh darling Nero. You were so close… and yet so far away. But 2nd or Silver Place as my lovely nephew calls it is a lovely prize. A drink Sir? Of your choice

•

I ladle of fine nectar from your crystal clear birdbath, if you please.

And I offer you the happiest of birthday felicitations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark’n’stormy please

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Good evening all from the frozen wasteland of the far norf...

Have we all recovered from a crazy day of sport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

I could do with a good chin wag and some distraction from a hairy chessed guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening all and hope well

My music tastes are varied and may like one or two songs rather than full albums. And a couple of my favs not many have heard of

And yes there are a couple of Beautiful South songs I like

Good evening SubB***h. I’m smiling and cheery tonight thank you. Hope you’re well? And it’s nice to see another sub here

Any particular favourites of TBS?

I’ve got Old Red Eyes on right now

I’ll get you a drink of your choice

Am good thanks esp after the Irish performance today

The aforementioned Rotterdam or Don't Marry Her

Just a please, am a rare non drinking irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening all from the frozen wasteland of the far norf...

Have we all recovered from a crazy day of sport?"

Just about to catch up with the football highlights

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening all, especially our host for the night the gorgeous LB xx

Oh hello darling. Welcome to Rotterdam. It could be anywhere actually but there’s music and drinks. A cocktail? Or a good old pint for yourself?

I shall continue of the pints please darling. Rotterdam sure looks like Liverpool or Rome"

Or anywhere?

Pint coming up. I am a serving wench after all

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Ah, my nightly elixir from the crepuscular to the diurnal, and finally to the Nocturnal. It's my daily tonic.

I'm hoping the Nocturnal snug bar is awash with form, fashion, frolics and passion. Is there a suitable Gin for me?

Good evening LB!

•

F¹rst / ¹st ?

Oh darling Nero. You were so close… and yet so far away. But 2nd or Silver Place as my lovely nephew calls it is a lovely prize. A drink Sir? Of your choice

•

I ladle of fine nectar from your crystal clear birdbath, if you please.

And I offer you the happiest of birthday felicitations!"

Thank you darling. And a large ladle of nectar coming up. It’s chilled. Obviously

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

.•°°

Hello Princess Puddle. You are tonight’s 1st poster. And a massive big up for that from me beating darling Nero

Would you like a cocktail of your choice as your prize? I can shimmy it over

Can I have something pink please.

.•°°"

Of course darling. Some Laurent Perrier Rose coming up

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

Evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnals.

Happy birthday lovely!

Beautiful south have nothing on Leonard Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggies

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Happy Birthday again lol

I thing I have sang to since Midnight xx

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good evening all, especially our host for the night the gorgeous LB xx

Oh hello darling. Welcome to Rotterdam. It could be anywhere actually but there’s music and drinks. A cocktail? Or a good old pint for yourself?

I shall continue of the pints please darling. Rotterdam sure looks like Liverpool or Rome

Or anywhere?

Pint coming up. I am a serving wench after all

And a very fine one at that LB xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Littlebird. Hope you've had a wonderful day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way LB my interest in true crime led to me finding out I was kinky

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

I could do with a good chin wag and some distraction from a hairy chessed guy

Has a hairy chest, you want to have me as a distraction?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Happy Birthday my darling.

So the usual booby hug, but a naked one with a butt squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Evening folks

Hello LB hope your have a good birthday weekend? Xx

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Haha, still haven’t quite caught me up yet.

I just spent about 10 minutes trying to find this in the chat rooms #seniormoments"

Oh HotSossie a senior moment. I have those darling don’t worry. You’re here now. Pull up a comfy and a drink darling?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Dark’n’stormy please

Coming up lovely. Any music for yourself?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Mines a pint of Baileys with a Spira for a straw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None for me, a happy birthday for the hostess, please

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening all from the frozen wasteland of the far norf...

Have we all recovered from a crazy day of sport?"

Hi darling Jane. Thanks for joining us. It does sound like a pretty crazy day of sport tbh but I have missed it all. Partying had to take priority for me today

Grab a comfy. Join us for a drink and a boogie

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

I could do with a good chin wag and some distraction from a hairy chessed guy

Coming right up… on both counts. I have one in the shed of dreams just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening LB, have you put that slipper down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

I could do with a good chin wag and some distraction from a hairy chessed guy

Has a hairy chest, you want to have me as a distraction?"

Though you look great,your a little to young

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Sandy coloured clown they call the sand man

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Am good thanks esp after the Irish performance today

The aforementioned Rotterdam or Don't Marry Her

Just a cola please, am a rare non drinking irish "

Not a problem darling coming right up. And I hear it was awesome although I’ve not yet seen it

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

I could do with a good chin wag and some distraction from a hairy chessed guy

Has a hairy chest, you want to have me as a distraction?

Though you look great,your a little to young "

Oh that’s a shame

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnals.

Happy birthday lovely!

Beautiful south have nothing on Leonard Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggies

Good evening Sir. Thank you for joining us

Leonard Nimoy… what a hunk

And thank you. I am a year wiser… and a year smilier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may be good he may be outta sight

But he can't be here so come around tonight

Here is the place where the feeling grows

You gotta get high before you taste the lows

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By *ovelifelovefuntimesMan
over a year ago

Where ever I lay my hat

Went to see Paul Heaton before Xmas. A simply brilliant concert. One of our very best song writers and entertainers.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Happy Birthday again lol

I thing I have sang to since Midnight xx"

Hello beautiful Ivor. Thank you for joining us from Wales tonight. And thank you for booking our Summer gig. I may be a little bit excited about that

Pint for you… obviously

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Good evening, you beautiful, intoxicating, delicious people.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Or anywhere?

Pint coming up. I am a serving wench after all

And a very fine one at that LB xx

Thank you darling. My speciality is wench

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Happy Birthday again lol

I thing I have sang to since Midnight xx

Hello beautiful Ivor. Thank you for joining us from Wales tonight. And thank you for booking our Summer gig. I may be a little bit excited about that

Pint for you… obviously

I am on a pint of water xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in Greece once and I would walk across the sand listening to The Mediterranean by the beautiful South and it was perfect

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Happy Birthday Littlebird. Hope you've had a wonderful day. "

Thank you Ruby darling. I’ve had just the smiliest day ever. And more celebrating to come tomorrow. A drink darling? And a beautiful south banger?

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Good evening all from the frozen wasteland of the far norf...

Have we all recovered from a crazy day of sport?

Hi darling Jane. Thanks for joining us. It does sound like a pretty crazy day of sport tbh but I have missed it all. Partying had to take priority for me today

Grab a comfy. Join us for a drink and a boogie

Congratumulations and joyifications, may your day fine and fabby, may your year be amazeballs.

Ps I am a tad tipsy

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Happy Birthday my darling.

So the usual booby hug, but a naked one with a butt squeeze

Oh girlfriend. You are spoiling me

The sight of the tartan skirt was enough to push me over the edge but a booby and butt squeeze is marvellous. I may be a little damp though? That ok?

Drink for you daring? Bolli?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"Evening Littlebird and fellow nocturnals.

Happy birthday lovely!

Beautiful south have nothing on Leonard Nimoy’s The Ballad of Bilbo Baggies

Good evening Sir. Thank you for joining us

Leonard Nimoy… what a hunk

And thank you. I am a year wiser… and a year smilier

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good Evening folks

Hello LB hope your have a good birthday weekend? Xx"

Hi beautiful. Glad you could join us. I’ve had a lovely weekend so far and more to come. Old birds still party like it’s 1999 where I’m from. A pint for you darling

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Mines a pint of Baileys with a Spira for a straw. "

Coming right up Sir. That’s a cocktail up North

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"None for me, a happy birthday for the hostess, please "

Oh that’s very kind thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjourno all....hope your all dandy, chipper and happy...

Little bird a little bird tells me that your 50 today.....appy birfday

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening LB, have you put that slipper down?

Hi beautiful. I had to give it back to darling Nero as apparently it’s part of a pair. An expensive pair at that. It goes with his pipe… allegedly

Drink for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening LB, Evening all,I absolutely love the beautiful South too,I need a little time is one of my favourite songs

Oh hello beautiful. I’m with you there. I adore the Beautiful South lyrics especially. Grab yourself a comfy and come have a chin wag with me. We may get distracted by hotties

I could do with a good chin wag and some distraction from a hairy chessed guy

Has a hairy chest, you want to have me as a distraction?

Though you look great,your a little to young "

Give it a while beautiful… you never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Evening folks

Hello LB hope your have a good birthday weekend? Xx

Hi beautiful. Glad you could join us. I’ve had a lovely weekend so far and more to come. Old birds still party like it’s 1999 where I’m from. A pint for you darling

Awww thank you sweetie, well I wasn't going to miss out on your wonderful hospitality and ya birthday weekend could I?

I can still Party when I need too and ya not that old sweetie.

Can I have a pint of Guinness please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a little time. Best beautiful South song ever

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I've never been a perfect 10. Or a 12, although I've lost about 5kg since the second week of January, without trying

Today has been a day of tongue biting. The staff today haven't been our favourites and it's been hard work. I had a terrible night in excruciating pain and it continued on and off throughout the day. I just want it to stop!

It was our daughter's birthday so we had a little get together around my bed and I did some puzzles with her, in a new book she'd received. The best I could do was give her an NHS chocolate muffin I'd saved from my dinner last night

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Sandy coloured clown they call the sand man"

Oh really? It’s a little early for the sandman yet darling. How about being Good as Gold instead?

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Welcome to our little slice of late night fab. We have booby hugs, rewards and the occasional LOTR discussion

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"He may be good he may be outta sight

But he can't be here so come around tonight

Here is the place where the feeling grows

You gotta get high before you taste the lows"

You sure have beautiful. The prettiest eyes normally help

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Went to see Paul Heaton before Xmas. A simply brilliant concert. One of our very best song writers and entertainers."

Oh I really think so LoveLife. He is absolutely one of the best wordsmiths I know. And I have met him quite a few times. He’s a very good bloke.

Join us. Share some of your favourites and I’ll get you a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He may be good he may be outta sight

But he can't be here so come around tonight

Here is the place where the feeling grows

You gotta get high before you taste the lows

You sure have beautiful. The prettiest eyes normally help

Awwww thanks, cant say my eyes are beautiful as cant see them lol

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening, you beautiful, intoxicating, delicious people. "

Good evening darling Thesp. I’m sure you must count yourself as one of those delicious people

Pull up a comfy chair and I’ll get you a drink of your choice Sir

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Welcome Amethyst, welcome to the mad house, pull up a chair and get to know people, you might even enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening LB, have you put that slipper down?

Hi beautiful. I had to give it back to darling Nero as apparently it’s part of a pair. An expensive pair at that. It goes with his pipe… allegedly

Drink for you?

I would like to share a cocktail or two with you xx

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Happy Birthday again lol

I thing I have sang to since Midnight xx

Hello beautiful Ivor. Thank you for joining us from Wales tonight. And thank you for booking our Summer gig. I may be a little bit excited about that

Pint for you… obviously

I am on a pint of water xx"

Coming right up. Ice, lemon and an umbrella. Cocktails here

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I lived in Greece once and I would walk across the sand listening to The Mediterranean by the beautiful South and it was perfect "

Oh Stiflers Mum is here! Thank you for joining us darling. And that sounds absolutely perfect to me. Any favourites of theirs you would like to share? And a drink of your choice coming right up

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Good evening, you beautiful, intoxicating, delicious people.

Good evening darling Thesp. I’m sure you must count yourself as one of those delicious people

Pull up a comfy chair and I’ll get you a drink of your choice Sir

I don't count myself as anything, really. But I shall certainly drink your health, if there is any of that Laurent-Perrier Rosé left?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Congratumulations and joyifications, may your day fine and fabby, may your year be amazeballs.

Ps I am a tad tipsy "

It is Saturday darling. Tipsy is good. And thank you so much. I’m smiling from ear to ear today

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

Wise is good darling. It keeps away the wrinkles

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over a year ago

"Good evening, you beautiful, intoxicating, delicious people.

Good evening darling Thesp. I’m sure you must count yourself as one of those delicious people

Pull up a comfy chair and I’ll get you a drink of your choice Sir

I don't count myself as anything, really. But I shall certainly drink your health, if there is any of that Laurent-Perrier Rosé left?"

Oh my fav fab distraction

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

Wise is good darling. It keeps away the wrinkles

That’s me done for then

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Happy birthday

Thank you Bmthguy. That’s lovely of you. First time joiner? Please pull up a chair. Get comfy and I’ll get you a drink

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over a year ago

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Welcome to our little slice of late night fab. We have booby hugs, rewards and the occasional LOTR discussion

Sounds like perfection, I am contemplating my libation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the things one has to see

so much makes sense

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Bonjourno all....hope your all dandy, chipper and happy...

Little bird a little bird tells me that your 50 today.....appy birfday

Good evening Mr Grey… oooft

I’m great thank you. Just got off the phone to a dear friend who wished me well tonight and asked about the clique. Of which I have absolutely no idea. I’m just a smiley Littlebird.

Who is not quite 50 by the way

A drink darling? Pint? Something stronger perhaps?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Good evening AmethystLady. Thank you so much for joining us and I love hosting newbies. Don’t be shy we’re all pretty friendly here but a little crazy… sometimes. I’m glad to hear you’re a Beautiful South fan too. They hit the spot for me. A drink of your choice coming up

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Well, it was lovely to see you all. I'd better be off. Sorry, and thank you for having me. Happy birthday again, LittleBird. Have a brilliant rest of your birthday.

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good Evening folks

Hello LB hope your have a good birthday weekend? Xx

Hi beautiful. Glad you could join us. I’ve had a lovely weekend so far and more to come. Old birds still party like it’s 1999 where I’m from. A pint for you darling

Awww thank you sweetie, well I wasn't going to miss out on your wonderful hospitality and ya birthday weekend could I?

I can still Party when I need too and ya not that old sweetie.

Can I have a pint of Guinness please xx"

Of course you can darling. Partying keeps life interesting I find. And a pint of the good stuff coming up

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Need a little time. Best beautiful South song ever"

I agree darling. It is awesome. My personal favourite is Sail this Ship Alone. I love to belt that one out at my local open mic night. Pull up a comfy. Let’s hear your other musical favourites

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bonjourno all....hope your all dandy, chipper and happy...

Little bird a little bird tells me that your 50 today.....appy birfday

Good evening Mr Grey… oooft

I’m great thank you. Just got off the phone to a dear friend who wished me well tonight and asked about the clique. Of which I have absolutely no idea. I’m just a smiley Littlebird.

Who is not quite 50 by the way

A drink darling? Pint? Something stronger perhaps?

As appealing a pint sounds, especially being served by such a gourgous bar maid and host...I'll decline I have an allergic reaction to alcohol...I breakout in handcuffs...so a simple blackcurrant juice and sode water will surfice for little old me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good Evening folks

Hello LB hope your have a good birthday weekend? Xx

Hi beautiful. Glad you could join us. I’ve had a lovely weekend so far and more to come. Old birds still party like it’s 1999 where I’m from. A pint for you darling

Awww thank you sweetie, well I wasn't going to miss out on your wonderful hospitality and ya birthday weekend could I?

I can still Party when I need too and ya not that old sweetie.

Can I have a pint of Guinness please xx

Of course you can darling. Partying keeps life interesting I find. And a pint of the good stuff coming up

Awww thanks sweetie,oh it sure does. Are we dancing tonight as enjoyed our last dance together

Awww thanks, if you need a hand with drinks just ask sweetie xx

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

How about this my fav bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk

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over a year ago

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Thank you Littlebird

I will go for a delicious glass of Malbec and cigar if you have one

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've never been a perfect 10. Or a 12, although I've lost about 5kg since the second week of January, without trying

Oh darling Mrs KC. Thank you for joining us again from your hospital bed. My thoughts, love and kisses come directly to you from Rotterdam. And I’ve never been to a perfect 10 either. But let’s embrace all the sizes. They make the world go round

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over a year ago

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

That's just being greedy

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening LB, have you put that slipper down?

Hi beautiful. I had to give it back to darling Nero as apparently it’s part of a pair. An expensive pair at that. It goes with his pipe… allegedly

Drink for you?

I would like to share a cocktail or two with you xx"

Do you know darling. So would I. Let’s make this happen

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening, you beautiful, intoxicating, delicious people.

Good evening darling Thesp. I’m sure you must count yourself as one of those delicious people

Pull up a comfy chair and I’ll get you a drink of your choice Sir

I don't count myself as anything, really. But I shall certainly drink your health, if there is any of that Laurent-Perrier Rosé left?"

That is very kind of you. And of course. The bubbles are flowing tonight for my special day. Everyone who shares the love for life is welcome to have a glass

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening, you beautiful, intoxicating, delicious people.

Good evening darling Thesp. I’m sure you must count yourself as one of those delicious people

Pull up a comfy chair and I’ll get you a drink of your choice Sir

I don't count myself as anything, really. But I shall certainly drink your health, if there is any of that Laurent-Perrier Rosé left?

Oh my fav fab distraction

Lovely distractions

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

Wise is good darling. It keeps away the wrinkles

That’s me done for then

Ha ha ha ha. The LB can share some of hers darling. It’s all good

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Welcome to our little slice of late night fab. We have booby hugs, rewards and the occasional LOTR discussion

Sounds like perfection, I am contemplating my libation

Contemplate as long as you like darling. We will have you up and dancing in no time

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I've never been a perfect 10. Or a 12, although I've lost about 5kg since the second week of January, without trying

I'm just glad someone loves my body, including the lines

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh the things one has to see

so much makes sense

This sounds like a song lyric darling. Anything we can dance to?

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over a year ago

"Oh the things one has to see

so much makes sense

This sounds like a song lyric darling. Anything we can dance to?

It is not, but we could do some bachata

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Evening everyone! On my way home from a fun night out. Please can I have a song for whoever? Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue...

J x

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Well, it was lovely to see you all. I'd better be off. Sorry, and thank you for having me. Happy birthday again, LittleBird. Have a brilliant rest of your birthday."

Oh that’s a shame dear Thesp. But I hope you have a lovely evening all the same. Please join us again for dancing and drinks.

And thank you for the lovely birthday wishes. They are lovely

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

Of course darling. Any particular order?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Every Women Every Man

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've never been a perfect 10. Or a 12, although I've lost about 5kg since the second week of January, without trying

I'm just glad someone loves my body, including the lines

I embrace women of all sizes, after all it’s the person underneath that’s more important than the size or shape. Hugs for you so that you can get well and back home as soon as possible xx

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That’s ok darling i can get you an OJ or perhaps it’s a BJ I forget

And handcuffs you say… you have piqued my interest

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Awww thanks sweetie,oh it sure does. Are we dancing tonight as enjoyed our last dance together

Awww thanks, if you need a hand with drinks just ask sweetie xx"

Of course we’re dancing darling. You know how I love to dance

Ps. Yes please on the drinks. My little legs need the energy for the dancing

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How about this my fav bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU3-lS_Gryk"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

Of course darling. Any particular order?

I can pour the Wine over you and have both, sod the beer

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Thank you Littlebird

I will go for a delicious glass of Malbec and cigar if you have one

What a lovely choice. A proper Cuban Romeo and Juliet to accompany your fine red coming right up

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

That's just being greedy

Grumps is nothing if he’s not greedy darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww thanks sweetie,oh it sure does. Are we dancing tonight as enjoyed our last dance together

Awww thanks, if you need a hand with drinks just ask sweetie xx

Of course we’re dancing darling. You know how I love to dance

Ps. Yes please on the drinks. My little legs need the energy for the dancing

Oh I do as we danced last time till the early hrs :

Not a problem, you pour and ill get the out for ya sweetie

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've never been a perfect 10. Or a 12, although I've lost about 5kg since the second week of January, without trying

I'm just glad someone loves my body, including the lines

What is not to love beautiful? You are gorgeous inside and out. And that is what counts. A good loving person. Someone who is kind to all. I love that about you and I wish I could take your pain away

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Thank you Littlebird

I will go for a delicious glass of Malbec and cigar if you have one

What a lovely choice. A proper Cuban Romeo and Juliet to accompany your fine red coming right up

Thank you kindly

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh the things one has to see

so much makes sense

This sounds like a song lyric darling. Anything we can dance to?

It is not, but we could do some bachata

Oh dancing is good. I do love dancing. And smiling. And really having a great birthday night full of joy and happiness

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

Wise is good darling. It keeps away the wrinkles

That’s me done for then

Ha ha ha ha. The LB can share some of hers darling. It’s all good

Well aren’t you a sweetheart. Thank you

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening everyone! On my way home from a fun night out. Please can I have a song for whoever? Jennifer, Alison, Philippa, Sue...

J x"

For you beautiful you can have whatever you like

a song for whoever works for me. Especially with all the beautiful ladies in it

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over a year ago

That’s ok darling i can get you an OJ or perhaps it’s a BJ I forget

And handcuffs you say… you have piqued my interest

Bj over oj every time, always with a side of cuffs or even some knots

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Every Women Every Man"

All of them are awesome

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over a year ago

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx"

I can help LB, what drinks you after ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

That's just being greedy

And ??

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

Of course darling. Any particular order?

I can pour the Wine over you and have both, sod the beer

Perfect. Make it Bolli darling I’m in

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx"

Manic babes. Proper birthday celebration. Yay!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

I can help LB, what drinks you after ?"

Thank you TG00 (which sounds a bit like a Terminator)! Please can I have a red wine xx

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Well happy birthday "

Why thank you kind Sir. Join us. Chat shit to the early hours with us. A drink being served by the tall fellow over there. I’ll be the little midget with the birthday badge

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Thank you Littlebird

I will go for a delicious glass of Malbec and cigar if you have one

What a lovely choice. A proper Cuban Romeo and Juliet to accompany your fine red coming right up

Thank you kindly

You are very welcome. Any music for you?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

Wise is good darling. It keeps away the wrinkles

That’s me done for then

Ha ha ha ha. The LB can share some of hers darling. It’s all good

Well aren’t you a sweetheart. Thank you

I do try darling. In fact I’m a very friendly LB who loves to make everyone welcome. And kind always

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Bj over oj every time, always with a side of cuffs or even some knots

Coming right up Sir. Or should I say sex-on-legs

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over a year ago

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

Manic babes. Proper birthday celebration. Yay!

Oggy ogggy oggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bj over oj every time, always with a side of cuffs or even some knots

Coming right up Sir. Or should I say sex-on-legs

Sex on legs works just fine, I won't forget to give you the tip

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

I can help LB, what drinks you after ?"

I think we will stick with the birthday bubbles all round darling please. Why wouldn’t we spoil everyone on such a gorgeous happy birthday night?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

Of course darling. Any particular order?

I can pour the Wine over you and have both, sod the beer

Perfect. Make it Bolli darling I’m in

Will Prosecco do

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening and Salutations to the Birthday Bird

Good evening darling Grumps. How is it hanging tonight? All good I hope and apologies my meme game has been lacking today. But I’ll make up for it with a drink of your choice. Wine, beer, me?

May I drink all three please

That's just being greedy

And ??

Oh I find greed is good darling. It works for me but then I love everyone

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

Manic babes. Proper birthday celebration. Yay!

Oggy ogggy oggy "

Oi oi oi!

Obvs

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Sex on legs works just fine, I won't forget to give you the tip

Oh I know you won’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time dipping my toe in this chat. Hello all and hello and Happy Birthday to our host.

I decorated my house listening to The Beautiful South greatest hits cd and A Little time is one of my faves

Thank you Littlebird

I will go for a delicious glass of Malbec and cigar if you have one

What a lovely choice. A proper Cuban Romeo and Juliet to accompany your fine red coming right up

Thank you kindly

You are very welcome. Any music for you?

Oooh a little Prince-Darling Nikki it's been my earworm all day haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

I can help LB, what drinks you after ?

I think we will stick with the birthday bubbles all round darling please. Why wouldn’t we spoil everyone on such a gorgeous happy birthday night?

Totally agree with ya there, sshhh don't let on but she's lovely

Bottle of bubbles coming right up

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Perfect. Make it Bolli darling I’m in

Will Prosecco do

No darling. It won’t do at all. I’m a Stolli and Bolli girl don’t you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

Manic babes. Proper birthday celebration. Yay!

Oggy ogggy oggy

Oi oi oi!

Obvs

Love it that’s my time

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You are very welcome. Any music for you?

Oooh a little Prince-Darling Nikki it's been my earworm all day haha

Omg are you just my dream lady? I am absolutely up for putting Prince on

I am a massive Prince fan and Darling Nikki is proper sex in a song

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Let’s put some classic Madonna on

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

Manic babes. Proper birthday celebration. Yay!

Oggy ogggy oggy

Oi oi oi!

Obvs

Love it that’s my time

I got there eventually darling. What a busy night over here in Rotterdam. You all comfortable. Can I get you anything? A drink? A massage?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Let’s put some classic Madonna on

Hey GF. What are we playing? A good boogie is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening everyone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening and goodnight all you wonderful people. I'm at work so can't stay. Just popped in to say Happy birthday to the gorgeous Littlebird. Take a seat and I'll get you a drink of your choice before I go

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening everyone xx"

Hi beautiful! How are you? Hope I can make you smile this evening. A drink for you? Tizer perhaps?

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

"Evening everyone xx

Hi beautiful! How are you? Hope I can make you smile this evening. A drink for you? Tizer perhaps?

Double

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs

That’s wonderful, it’s always nice to be a little smilier. Wiser; well we could take it or leave it at times.

Wise is good darling. It keeps away the wrinkles

That’s me done for then

Ha ha ha ha. The LB can share some of hers darling. It’s all good

Well aren’t you a sweetheart. Thank you

I do try darling. In fact I’m a very friendly LB who loves to make everyone welcome. And kind always

Like the Bahama nuthatch, you are a rare and lovely little bird

And it’s always a pleasure to be in your digital company

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Good evening and goodnight all you wonderful people. I'm at work so can't stay. Just popped in to say Happy birthday to the gorgeous Littlebird. Take a seat and I'll get you a drink of your choice before I go

Oh hi IC. Thanks for stopping by. And I hope you get a good sleeps before work. Thank you so much for my birthday wishes. It’s been a very smiley day

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over a year ago

Sex on legs works just fine, I won't forget to give you the tip

Oh I know you won’t

Not forgetting the full length and flogger

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Let’s put some classic Madonna on

Hey GF. What are we playing? A good boogie is required

La Isla Bonita please...

Even I can dance to that .. I may even strip for that song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing, let’s do some salsa as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening everyone xx

Hi beautiful! How are you? Hope I can make you smile this evening. A drink for you? Tizer perhaps?

Coffee… I’m exhausted x

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over a year ago

"Gosh, it's proper busy in here. I'll grab my own drink because the lovely Birthday Bird needs a chance to enjoy her special night xx

Manic babes. Proper birthday celebration. Yay!

Oggy ogggy oggy

Oi oi oi!

Obvs

Love it that’s my time

I got there eventually darling. What a busy night over here in Rotterdam. You all comfortable. Can I get you anything? A drink? A massage?

Drink and massage please

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Sex on legs works just fine, I won't forget to give you the tip

Oh I know you won’t

Not forgetting the full length and flogger

Oh who could forget those

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Let’s put some classic Madonna on

Hey GF. What are we playing? A good boogie is required

La Isla Bonita please...

Even I can dance to that .. I may even strip for that song

Oh what a sexy song Grumps. Coming right up

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Amazing, let’s do some salsa as well

Oh salsa works well for me. It’s such a sexy dance

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Let’s put some classic Madonna on

Hey GF. What are we playing? A good boogie is required

La Isla Bonita please...

Even I can dance to that .. I may even strip for that song

Oh what a sexy song Grumps. Coming right up

bird i sent you a song xx

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Evening everyone xx

Hi beautiful! How are you? Hope I can make you smile this evening. A drink for you? Tizer perhaps?

Coffee… I’m exhausted x"

Ok lovely coming right up. Maybe just pull up a chair tonight then and watch the dancing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amazing, let’s do some salsa as well

Oh salsa works well for me. It’s such a sexy dance

Who needs clothes when dancing?

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I got there eventually darling. What a busy night over here in Rotterdam. You all comfortable. Can I get you anything? A drink? A massage?

Drink and massage please"

You’re very welcome to both. Pull up a chair

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Let’s put some classic Madonna on

Hey GF. What are we playing? A good boogie is required

La Isla Bonita please...

Even I can dance to that .. I may even strip for that song

Oh what a sexy song Grumps. Coming right up

bird i sent you a song xx"

I see you did darling. Dreaming hey? I love dreams. They’re like clouds in my coffee

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By *ittlebird OP Woman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Amazing, let’s do some salsa as well

Oh salsa works well for me. It’s such a sexy dance

Who needs clothes when dancing?

Absolutely no one darling. Not if you’re doing it right

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Let’s put some classic Madonna on

Hey GF. What are we playing? A good boogie is required

La Isla Bonita please...

Even I can dance to that .. I may even strip for that song

Oh what a sexy song Grumps. Coming right up

bird i sent you a song xx

I see you did darling. Dreaming hey? I love dreams. They’re like clouds in my coffee

dreaming is free xx

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