FabSwingers.com forum: How would you kill Brucey's erection?

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Just for some light-hearted fun, say something to totally destroy the mood and cause Brucey's erection to slide into a sad saggy little lump of flesh

We already know he doesn't want to picture himself combing the leftover toilet paper out of my bum hair

Let's hear your ideas

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I could send him a nude... That should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Harold balls deep, whispering sweet nothings in his ear

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Stick it in one of those electric food slicers with the grater attachment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold Cornish pasty that wasnt even made in Cornwall and it had chickpeas and beetroot filling with mushy peas

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd send a nude... Enough to turn most people's stomach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We already know he doesn't want to picture himself combing the leftover toilet paper out of my bum hair"

You get nothing for a hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for some light-hearted fun, say something to totally destroy the mood and cause Brucey's erection to slide into a sad saggy little lump of flesh

We already know he doesn't want to picture himself combing the leftover toilet paper out of my bum hair

Let's hear your ideas

Sad saggy lump of flesh

It's already like that right now btw everyone so I think a BETTER thread was how to get it back all high and mighty! No?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fine lady to massage his cock with deep heat and tiger balm

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Yeah…

I’d just turn up…. He fucking hates me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cold Cornish pasty that wasnt even made in Cornwall and it had chickpeas and beetroot filling with mushy peas

I hate beetroot...she's doing well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already did it yesterday! Sent him a fruity insertion picture!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah…

I’d just turn up…. He fucking hates me

I do not! But you have got that song she fucking hates me in my head...and for that I hate you a little more?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Roids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could send him a nude... That should do it

Same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already did it yesterday! Sent him a fruity insertion picture!

That looked DELICIOUS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mermaid feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mermaid feet

Or would that be ducks

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Yeah…

I’d just turn up…. He fucking hates me

I do not! But you have got that song she fucking hates me in my head...and for that I hate you a little more?

Well… you tried to hard… so I had to rip your feelings..

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face pic will def do it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Already did it yesterday! Sent him a fruity insertion picture!

Ooh, which fruit?

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

There's always the Austin Powers axiom, successfully used to resist the charms of the Fembots...

...."Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scissors

See, I’m not sure about that one Emily. I saw it and thought of naughty things

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mermaid feet

Or would that be ducks"

Speaking of ducks, maybe I should encourage him to Google images of a ducks penis

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"There's always the Austin Powers axiom, successfully used to resist the charms of the Fembots...

...."Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

I don't know if that would have the desired effect. He's pretty kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face pic will def do it "

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face pic will def do it

Prove it!"

Don't trick me. I know you want past our meticulous messaging filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always the Austin Powers axiom, successfully used to resist the charms of the Fembots...

...."Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"

I don't know if that would have the desired effect. He's pretty kinky

I mean it didn't shrink it down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face pic will def do it

Prove it!

Don't trick me. I know you want past our meticulous messaging filters

You can block me straight away after like everyone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack it with a rolled up newspaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitty

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whack it with a rolled up newspaper

It's not a rat!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Whack it with a rolled up newspaper

It's not a rat!

Then why is it hairy and smells of cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whack it with a rolled up newspaper

It's not a rat!

Then why is it hairy and smells of cheese?

I don't think rats smell of cheese but that's besides the point right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flexible cystoscopy usually works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a winner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 girls 1 cup.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Scissors

See, I’m not sure about that one Emily. I saw it and thought of naughty things

Really??! ...with scissors??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already did it yesterday! Sent him a fruity insertion picture!

Ooh, which fruit?"

A strawberry

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'd bite it. Take a nice big chunk

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Yeah…

I’d just turn up…. He fucking hates me

I do not! But you have got that song she fucking hates me in my head...and for that I hate you a little more?

A puddle of mud...

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Already did it yesterday! Sent him a fruity insertion picture!

Ooh, which fruit?

A strawberry "

Was it in a jar of jam at the time?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I think chopping its head off would work, right?

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I think chopping its head off would work, right? "

I imagine that would sting a bit, which has got to be off-putting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, surely we'd just recount the tail of when Mr R found one of your threadworms on his cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, surely we'd just recount the tail of when Mr R found one of your threadworms on his cock!"

Already not loving the sound of this

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I'll sit on it if you want.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"A cold Cornish pasty that wasnt even made in Cornwall and it had chickpeas and beetroot filling with mushy peas

That’s just made me puke in my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll sit on it if you want. "

I thought you were trying to kill the erection?!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"I'll sit on it if you want.

I thought you were trying to kill the erection?!"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I think chopping its head off would work, right? "

This should do it

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Op, surely we'd just recount the tail of when Mr R found one of your threadworms on his cock!"

It was only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, surely we'd just recount the tail of when Mr R found one of your threadworms on his cock!

It was only one!

Can I still find you sexy after this?!

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Op, surely we'd just recount the tail of when Mr R found one of your threadworms on his cock!

It was only one!

Can I still find you sexy after this?!"

Well it wasn't on *my* cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slip my finger in his anus. Apparently that'll make it droopy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op, surely we'd just recount the tail of when Mr R found one of your threadworms on his cock!

It was only one!

My typos might also do it. *tale* ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorena Bobbitt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slip my finger in his anus. Apparently that'll make it droopy. "

Wow publishing private conversations much?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slip my finger in his anus. Apparently that'll make it droopy.

Wow publishing private conversations much?!

Keep your eyes on the stories forum.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Put your highest stiletto heels on and threaten to use the heel to 'sound' him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am doing my best!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I have a good blue waffle pic that should do the job nicely......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a good blue waffle pic that should do the job nicely......

Never remind me of that please haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's back - you all failed x

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It's back - you all failed x"

Have you been staring at yourself in the mirror again?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's back - you all failed x

Have you been staring at yourself in the mirror again?

I had a shower actually and got to soap up my body and look down at my girthy semi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick."

Kinky

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy."

Awww. We can’t kick Brucey’s puppy

That’s what you call your little man isn’t it Brucey,

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Has anyone suggested tax returns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy."

They also both like being stroked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick."

I don't know where the lines between killing my erection and mutilating my penis got blurred...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick.

Kinky "

Well I was going to go with a shovel, but it seemed overkill..

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!"

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I have no particular argument with Bruce's erection but from a purely practical aspect a sharp smack with a garden trowel should do the trick.

I don't know where the lines between killing my erection and mutilating my penis got blurred...

Long story short. I happen to know that a sharp smack with a policeman's truncheon destroys an erection instantly, but I only have a trowel to hand. No mutilation involved, but I can't promise it won't hurt like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat."

What if it's shaved first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat."

Sweetheart

I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.

What if it's shaved first?"

No.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.

Sweetheart

I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat

Oh? What would I be thinking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.

Sweetheart

I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat

Oh? What would I be thinking about?"

Probably breathing, the make up running down your face, and how wet you are getting?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.

Sweetheart

I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat

Oh? What would I be thinking about?

Probably breathing, the make up running down your face, and how wet you are getting?"

Ah, thoughts of self? It'd be odd not focusing on your reactions and seeing which of my favourite tricks work best for you, but I can do self if preferred I suppose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh. I don't think I'd want to kill Brucey's erection. It'd be like kicking a puppy.

They also both like being stroked!

Let's not link the two too hard sweetheart. I certainly don't want a golden retriever puppy in the back of my throat.

Sweetheart

I don't think you'll be thinking about baby labradors if I was in the back of your throat

Oh? What would I be thinking about?

Probably breathing, the make up running down your face, and how wet you are getting?

Ah, thoughts of self? It'd be odd not focusing on your reactions and seeing which of my favourite tricks work best for you, but I can do self if preferred I suppose."

I can focus on myself and the throat fucking and what works for me?

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