FabSwingers.com forum: Least attractive status

By *ittall2020 OP Man
over a year ago

Norwich

What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably something about getting balls drained.

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By *ilf and old fartCouple
over a year ago

Between Ely and Mildenhall

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?". "

Well as you'll be at the shops, you could pick up a few bits for us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?". "

Well you know what they say, shy kids don't get sweets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I ask for big black fanny. Wtf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

Well you know what they say, shy kids don't get sweets. "

Especially if they don't go shopping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

Well you know what they say, shy kids don't get sweets. "

So true. You don't ask you don't get.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Anything about balls draining or unloading.

Oh and the woe is me no-one answers me ones. Can't understand that pity fuck thing.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Anything about being filled or emptied

Mrs

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

I’ve seen plenty of ‘Who wants my [insert exaggerated number] inches tonight’

I imagine women are clambering over each other in greedy desperation

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Anything about balls draining or unloading.

Oh and the woe is me no-one answers me ones. Can't understand that pity fuck thing."

Heartless!

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By *offeePlzMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

There has been some good washing machine leaking drama around these parts lately. Popcorn time for sure.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Heartless! "

Who needs a heart with a vagina like this?

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By *hosewhomgonakedCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Agree with most of above, the balls draining ones are bad. Wonder if that ever works for anyone!

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

I despise the ones claiming their balls are bursting,or their cock is ridiculously hard,or other such inane description of their privates

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs a lick out,,,,,

gives me the ick

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

The ones clearly written by the male partner pretending to be the female partner.

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By *elle and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch

'Is everyone here a time waster?' typically from profiles with no verifications.

'This site is dead, I'm/we're leaving'. Just go, if you have to announce you're leaving by definition no-one is going to miss you.....

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By *assyleigh92Couple
over a year ago

Coventry

Saw one about all women on here being time wasters. Instant turn off

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Bored” and “Nothing to do”

Imagine them in bed. Yawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Wanna slurp on a dripping pussy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my status feed there's

££ waiting

And there's a couple put up a meet that are up for anything to raise some dosh for an emergency??

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Any that involve cocking a leg against the nearest lamppost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Is everyone here a time waster?' typically from profiles with no verifications.

'This site is dead, I'm/we're leaving'. Just go, if you have to announce you're leaving by definition no-one is going to miss you....."

I always nessage them to arrange a sympathy shag. Got to cheer them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna slurp on a dripping pussy”

Gonna try this

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Gotta be the drained balls ones, or mention of dumping their load. Gives me the ick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Wanna slurp on a dripping pussy”

Gonna try this

Make sure you’re wearing a bib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can BigTittyBertha* message me please

Great night #youknowwhoyouare

*any similarity to any person living or dead is purely coincidental

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Agree with most of above, the balls draining ones are bad. Wonder if that ever works for anyone!

Along with the dump n go ...

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Any variation of "iF yOu kNoW, yOu kNoW" sets my teeth on edge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?". "

Aldi or Lidl?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

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By *elle and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch

'who wants to get me a site supporter pass?'

It's a fiver.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will work for sushi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?". "

Sounds OK to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

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By *elle and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

Sounds OK to me

Now that would be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

Sounds OK to me

Aldi or Lidl? If you're really good maybe Tesco (for the points)..

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?"

Is he a site supporter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great night #youknowwhoyouare

Usually from an unverified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

He was asking for a supporter pass on his status the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have money for fags!…

True story.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

He was asking for a supporter pass on his status the other day

I must have missed it.

Is he 420 friendly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

Maybe it's just lawn care?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

He was asking for a supporter pass on his status the other day

I must have missed it.

Is he 420 friendly? "

And HnH

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

He was asking for a supporter pass on his status the other day

I must have missed it.

Is he 420 friendly?

And HnH"

Can he meet now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

He was asking for a supporter pass on his status the other day

I must have missed it.

Is he 420 friendly?

And HnH

Can he meet now? "

Obviously! He’s been edging all day

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Quote:

'I've been edging all day, I want a hole to pound so I can spill my seed'.

TS Elliot?

Is he a site supporter?

He was asking for a supporter pass on his status the other day

I must have missed it.

Is he 420 friendly?

And HnH

Can he meet now?

Obviously! He’s been edging all day "

Car meet ?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

I wanna knock your back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they not meant to be witty, funny, amusing and eye catching? Maybe that's where I am going wrong!

I like the ones showing a bit of enthusiasm for sex personally, eg "’TAKE THE PLUNGE’!..(Spunk on (name withheld's) lovely CLUNGE!)"

- this sounds fab to me if you can ever get a reply to the sentiment..

Least attractive pictures are probably a better topic and more likely to gross out. Like the cum dripping out of female arseholes? Maybe its just me!? Like I can deal with messy gore first aid in real life but am squeamish about screen gore. Same as i can cum up a girls arse and watch it drip out but someone else's cum is just yuck lol.

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'is some1 guna meet us then or wot'

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need plans. Do people live to work? There’s a meets and parties area in the forum

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

One from a dude that joined 3 hours ago saying the site is shit. He has subsequently deleted his profile. I think people might be gettin a bit peeved with my dad jokes updates tho ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from a dude that joined 3 hours ago saying the site is shit. He has subsequently deleted his profile. I think people might be gettin a bit peeved with my dad jokes updates tho ha ha"

Wow 3 hours that's a new one

Miss S x

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Just checking mails.

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

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"One from a dude that joined 3 hours ago saying the site is shit. He has subsequently deleted his profile. I think people might be gettin a bit peeved with my dad jokes updates tho ha ha

Wow 3 hours that's a new one

Miss S x"

I know lol. Right craic reading the updates tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from a dude that joined 3 hours ago saying the site is shit. He has subsequently deleted his profile. I think people might be gettin a bit peeved with my dad jokes updates tho ha ha

Wow 3 hours that's a new one

Miss S x

I know lol. Right craic reading the updates tho

I always forget about them to be honest lol.

Some funny and cringe ones

Miss S x

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

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"One from a dude that joined 3 hours ago saying the site is shit. He has subsequently deleted his profile. I think people might be gettin a bit peeved with my dad jokes updates tho ha ha

Wow 3 hours that's a new one

Miss S x

I know lol. Right craic reading the updates tho

I always forget about them to be honest lol.

Some funny and cringe ones

Miss S x"

If only eye rolling burned calories

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

Sounds OK to me

Aldi or Lidl? If you're really good maybe Tesco (for the points)..

Damn it, Im a Nectar girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the least attractive status that you've seen lately?

I just saw "Who wants to take me shopping?".

Sounds OK to me

Aldi or Lidl? If you're really good maybe Tesco (for the points)..

Damn it, Im a Nectar girl

I collected Nectar point on my Dyson but there some job it can’t do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One from a dude that joined 3 hours ago saying the site is shit. He has subsequently deleted his profile. I think people might be gettin a bit peeved with my dad jokes updates tho ha ha

Wow 3 hours that's a new one

Miss S x

I know lol. Right craic reading the updates tho

I always forget about them to be honest lol.

Some funny and cringe ones

Miss S x

If only eye rolling burned calories

They'd be nothing left of me, just bones

Miss S x

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

It's snowing!

see too many of these updates at the weekend...

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