FabSwingers.com forum: Arseholes….

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes we all have one…

But how do you have yours?

Trimmed? Waxed? Lasered?

Veet to the rescue or snip snip with the scissors

Random one but this is fab

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Full 70s Bush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I style myself on Chewbacca.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full 70s Bush."

^Wuthering shites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viking plaits from arsehole to back of the knees, pull my hair baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full 70s Bush."

Permed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had a hairy bottom personally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Viking plaits from arsehole to back of the knees, pull my hair baby

Yes to the plaits

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Full 70s Bush.

^Wuthering shites."

Clingons

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I don't tend to inspect it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never had a hairy bottom personally "

What

you’re telling me there has never been a hair on your bottom at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines crazy. It's to warn people away

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Mine don't seem to grow hair lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't tend to inspect it "

You don’t ‘admin’ the ass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine don't seem to grow hair lol x"

How many do you have hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full 70s Bush.

^Wuthering shites.

Clingons

Clingons in the night

You told me I was going to lose the fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasers front and rear…..then a top up with Harry’s razor …other brands available LOL

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I don't tend to inspect it "

I went on a scout camp once where they had evening bum fluff inspections.

I didn’t seem all that weird at the time but looking back… Me too.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I style myself on Chewbacca. "
isnt he very hairy?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I don't tend to inspect it

I went on a scout camp once where they had evening bum fluff inspections.

I didn’t seem all that weird at the time but looking back… Me too."
really

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I don't tend to inspect it

I went on a scout camp once where they had evening bum fluff inspections.

I didn’t seem all that weird at the time but looking back… Me too.

really

100%.

By torch light.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Mine don't seem to grow hair lol x

How many do you have hahaha

Hard to tell ! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lasers front and rear…..then a top up with Harry’s razor …other brands available LOL "

I zoomed in on 22 Jan

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Definitely with a skid mark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely with a skid mark

Too far

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Full 70s Bush.

Permed?

Just natural curls, with the occasional dreadlock

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Just natural curls, with the occasional dreadlock

That’s what you get for not taking the time to brush it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Just natural curls, with the occasional dreadlock

That’s what you get for not taking the time to brush it."

My time is generally too occupied in ways that get it sticky I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full 70s Bush.

Permed?

Just natural curls, with the occasional dreadlock

Is it weird I really want to see such locks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And this is why I love fab….apart from the obvious…a thread about hairy (or not) arseholes gets such interaction ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleach bath sorts it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just leave mine because it's fine light peachy fuzz. But if my asshole was going to get tongued I'd grab my razor and make it as smooth as a cucumber.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bleach bath sorts it out "

You fill a bath with bleach?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Little spiky pubes that get stuck in teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually just leave mine because it's fine light peachy fuzz. But if my asshole was going to get tongued I'd grab my razor and make it as smooth as a cucumber."

I thought cucumbers were cool not smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bleach bath sorts it out

You fill a bath with bleach?

What, shouldn't you do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 o’clock shadow on the bumhole.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Little spiky pubes that get stuck in teeth. "

Be careful of the grapes when you're biting though.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Is it weird I really want to see such locks

If fab didn't take such issue about bruises I'd take a pic especially for you right now

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

It's just in such an inconvenient place, isn't it? How are you even supposed to reach round to it with the secateurs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never had a hairy bottom personally

What

you’re telling me there has never been a hair on your bottom at all? "

I've never had a hairy arse like a man no ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bleach bath sorts it out

You fill a bath with bleach?

What, shouldn't you do that? "

You do you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 o’clock shadow on the bumhole."

How do you get it so precise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Little spiky pubes that get stuck in teeth.

Be careful of the grapes when you're biting though.

Did you respond to your own comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it weird I really want to see such locks

If fab didn't take such issue about bruises I'd take a pic especially for you right now

Don’t they like bruises? Not even in DM ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just in such an inconvenient place, isn't it? How are you even supposed to reach round to it with the secateurs?"

That's always troubled me. Considering a back sac and crack treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 o’clock shadow on the bumhole.

How do you get it so precise?

I use one of those weird bald head shaver things. It gets all the hairs you can’t see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just in such an inconvenient place, isn't it? How are you even supposed to reach round to it with the secateurs?"

The trick is to….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"5 o’clock shadow on the bumhole.

How do you get it so precise?

I use one of those weird bald head shaver things. It gets all the hairs you can’t see."

Magical

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've never had a hairy bottom personally

What

you’re telling me there has never been a hair on your bottom at all?

I've never had a hairy arse like a man no ha ha "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Don’t they like bruises? Not even in DM ?

They won't even approve them to upload to private for DM

Fuck knows why. My ass is adorable in purple.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Lemon does plaits with mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t they like bruises? Not even in DM ?

They won't even approve them to upload to private for DM

Fuck knows why. My ass is adorable in purple."

Well that’s no fair

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

"It's just in such an inconvenient place, isn't it? How are you even supposed to reach round to it with the secateurs?

That's always troubled me. Considering a back sac and crack treatment. "

I've got cream and wax from No Hair Crew, but both of them say that you're going to die horribly if you try and use them on your arsehole (I paraphrase), so professional help might be the way!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Laser, and bugger some bits of that hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squat over the mirror

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

"I usually just leave mine because it's fine light peachy fuzz. But if my asshole was going to get tongued I'd grab my razor and make it as smooth as a cucumber."

Id love to tongue your ass

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

Smooth every time

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Nothing my arsehole is like Chewbacca.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Au natural and untouched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks like someone's shot a hedgehog

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

The bend and snap then attack with a bic

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I generally can't see it. I'm not wishing to exam it, to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing my arsehole is like Chewbacca.

Mr "

Twinsies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't tend to inspect it "

But you wash it, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

Pritt stick and sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only ever done it once and it was such a fucking faff. Really not the easiest place to shave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

Get someone in a salon to do it, definitely don’t try to do it yourself

Ouch, that’s made my eyes water just imagining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever done it once and it was such a fucking faff. Really not the easiest place to shave "

Bend over, I'll do it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get someone in a salon to do it"

Preferably someone who works there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

Get someone in a salon to do it, definitely don’t try to do it yourself

Ouch, that’s made my eyes water just imagining

Do people really do this? Get assholes waxed in salons? Kin hell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever done it once and it was such a fucking faff. Really not the easiest place to shave

Bend over, I'll do it for you. "

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

Really don’t lol, I’m a qualified waxer and pay someone to do it for me, a lot less painful!

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

Get someone in a salon to do it, definitely don’t try to do it yourself

Ouch, that’s made my eyes water just imagining

Do people really do this? Get assholes waxed in salons? Kin hell..."

Yes, all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

Get someone in a salon to do it, definitely don’t try to do it yourself

Ouch, that’s made my eyes water just imagining

Do people really do this? Get assholes waxed in salons? Kin hell..."

Of course. On all fours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've only ever done it once and it was such a fucking faff. Really not the easiest place to shave

Bend over, I'll do it for you.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

Yes.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

I try not to be one

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"I style myself on Chewbacca. "

made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine looks like someone's shot a hedgehog"

Worth popping the chemist to get some cream for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would one go about waxing it.. Asking for, err, a friend

I am happy to come and give tutorial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't get anyone interested in my cock, never mind my arse....

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I actually rather like being waxed... love that warm feeling as the wax is smoothed on.

However, I generally epilate as that's quite easy to do on one's own, otherwise one has to become some kind of contortionist to shave or wax oneself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, I shave

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I style myself on Chewbacca. "

Noisy with sharp teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes we all have one…

But how do you have yours?

Trimmed? Waxed? Lasered?

Veet to the rescue or snip snip with the scissors

Shaved. What about you?

Random one but this is fab

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Big, strong, hirsute, mostly clean unless you get too close.

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