FabSwingers.com forum: Do you ever find yourself

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

Yeah me neither.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My brain doesn't work on fantasy. I can't create the image or ideal of something that hasn't happened. When I masturbate it's all about the sensations of the moment, and while I can connect those with past experiences, I can't pretend they're something I've never actually felt.

However. That aside, I have found myself drawn to one or two forumites that at first glance really didn't really register with me at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Yeah me neither. "

maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet. But I’m going to try it with whoever posts next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Yeah me neither. "

Don't worry - we won't tell Brucey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. But now you mention masturbating, hold on while I take a good look at your photos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not.

People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying it with you now OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Trying it with you now OP "

touche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely not.

People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….

It takes me a while to warm to people. Fucking dickhead is generally my first thought about everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No

Yeah me neither.

Don't worry - we won't tell Brucey."

Who??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never ever had a fantasy or gotten off based on a fab profile.

Needs to be a real person to me so we need to have had personal time of some kind.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

You're also special to me lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I don't masturbate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely not.

People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….

It takes me a while to warm to people. Fucking dickhead is generally my first thought about everyone. "

Have I gone from fucking dickhead, to just a dickhead yet. It’d feel like a promotion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't masturbate

It's better than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, you.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

nope never..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, you. "

You thought I was a dickhead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet. But I’m going to try it with whoever posts next "

Sorry Just Pete, it’s just not doing it …

It’s not you, it’s me …

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely not.

People I think “hell the fuck yes” to on the other hand…….

It takes me a while to warm to people. Fucking dickhead is generally my first thought about everyone.

Have I gone from fucking dickhead, to just a dickhead yet. It’d feel like a promotion. "

You like rum, you were never a dickhead to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

You basically are but we all have our plus points…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

You basically are but we all have our plus points…"

I can't argue with this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have a rapport with said person, yes but not out of the blue or with a random person. Too vivid of an imagination I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

My favourite dickhead though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Yeah me neither. "

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

My favourite dickhead though? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I have a rapport with said person, yes but not out of the blue or with a random person. Too vivid of an imagination I guess

Ah yeah I don't mean someone random, has to be someone you've had conversation with.

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By *infully_yoursMan
over a year ago

redditch

Yep all the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

Is this about me?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

LOL OMG no … I couldn’t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep all the time!

But not on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

Is this about me?

My that is a big ego you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

Is this about me?

My that is a big ego you have

I think it's something else big I have you're thinking about though right?

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

What's so bad about a dickhead? A dick's not complete without one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet. But I’m going to try it with whoever posts next

Sorry Just Pete, it’s just not doing it …

It’s not you, it’s me …"

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

It's just another way of saying unicorn. It looks the same, but with an added magical cream fountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet. But I’m going to try it with whoever posts next

Sorry Just Pete, it’s just not doing it …

It’s not you, it’s me …"

At least you tried x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, you.

You thought I was a dickhead!

It's just another way of saying unicorn. It looks the same, but with an added magical cream fountain"

I'm dairy free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not yet. But I’m going to try it with whoever posts next

Sorry Just Pete, it’s just not doing it …

It’s not you, it’s me …

At least you tried x"

Not very hard though…*

(* pun intended… )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything

Try it, plenty of dickheads to choose from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything

Try it, plenty of dickheads to choose from. "

Who would ya recommend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything

Try it, plenty of dickheads to choose from. "

Might just do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything

Try it, plenty of dickheads to choose from.

Who would ya recommend?

Go away Bruce.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

"
lol....... No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope … but I guess there’s a first for everything

Try it, plenty of dickheads to choose from.

Who would ya recommend?

Go away Bruce. "

For readers - she doesn't really want me to go away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I never have. I mean fair enough there's been a few men that I've chatted and swapped pictures and videos with but it's been a mutual thing and purposely turning each other on.

I've never had a wank to a profile. Am I missing out? As much as I can appreciate the pictures it just doesn't do much for me. But woo, enjoy the wet patch if it feels good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope, I never have. I mean fair enough there's been a few men that I've chatted and swapped pictures and videos with but it's been a mutual thing and purposely turning each other on.

I've never had a wank to a profile. Am I missing out? As much as I can appreciate the pictures it just doesn't do much for me. But woo, enjoy the wet patch if it feels good.

I don't mean random profiles.

I mean guys I've chatted with, I'm not a total horny bitch. I do need some level of connection. Some....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No. Actually yeah, the boyfriend. Did not see that happening at all. We've gone a tiny bit further than masturbating to the thought of each other so yeah, that's a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't masturbate

Any reason why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, I never have. I mean fair enough there's been a few men that I've chatted and swapped pictures and videos with but it's been a mutual thing and purposely turning each other on.

I've never had a wank to a profile. Am I missing out? As much as I can appreciate the pictures it just doesn't do much for me. But woo, enjoy the wet patch if it feels good.

I don't mean random profiles.

I mean guys I've chatted with, I'm not a total horny bitch. I do need some level of connection. Some.... "

Oh OK I get you I totally misread!

I think that's more understandable if you've got some kind of connection and tension going on.

If it feels that good masturbating try and make it a reality because I'm sure they won't disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL OMG no … I couldn’t!

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i love the pics….awesome shoes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No.

Once they're on my dickhead list it's doubtful they'll come off it.

And I'm not wasting my baby gravy on a dickhead, even if it is into a tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been flicking it to my pics again? I removed them all to stop this from happening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you been flicking it to my pics again? I removed them all to stop this from happening."

I downloaded them, printed them off and laminated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been flicking it to my pics again? I removed them all to stop this from happening.

I downloaded them, printed them off and laminated.

Smart. This way the lady jizz can’t destroy them.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

In a word, no...actually thats more than a word but still no!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you been flicking it to my pics again? I removed them all to stop this from happening.

I downloaded them, printed them off and laminated.

Smart. This way the lady jizz can’t destroy them."

I am super clever me.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Not until I had a good long perv at your profile pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I haven't

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No I've never wanked over a dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I've never wanked over a dickhead "

That's not what you told me.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Thank you for thinking I’m a dickhead ( much appreciated) and glad to be of service. But do me a favour next time don’t be rude and fab the picture

The mr

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"No I've never wanked over a dickhead

That's not what you told me. "

Ok, I've wanked over you a few times but you're the only one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?

Jokes. How was the wet patch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?

Jokes. How was the wet patch?"

Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.

I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for thinking I’m a dickhead ( much appreciated) and glad to be of service. But do me a favour next time don’t be rude and fab the picture

The mr "

No, thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?

Jokes. How was the wet patch?

Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.

I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!"

I did say how WAS the wet patch, dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?

Jokes. How was the wet patch?

Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.

I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!

I did say how WAS the wet patch, dickhead

Oh, so you've done it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway what we all want to know is, who were you thinking about?

Jokes. How was the wet patch?

Well he is definitely still a dickhead, just to be clear.

I have moved since then though, who just lays in it!?!

I did say how WAS the wet patch, dickhead

Oh, so you've done it too?

Maybeeee there was some form of liquid involved...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Usually too busy looking at pussy to think about someone pounding me.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

*these's thread are now confusing.*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group? "

Are you attending cause if so I'm interested x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group? "

No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

I'm sorry I had that affect on you. Your welcome to block me to prevent it from happening again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group?

No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.

I know of a few wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?

Like when you first see them and you think "urgh, what a fucking dickhead".

Then next thing you're laying in a wet patch caused by the thought of their naked sweaty body pounding away at you.

It's most inconvenient.

Ahhhh, thank you. I'm flattered really!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group?

No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.

I know of a few wankers. "

Twos company. 3’s a crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group?

No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.

I know of a few wankers.

Twos company. 3’s a crowd

4's an orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group?

No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.

I know of a few wankers.

Twos company. 3’s a crowd

4's an orgy

5 is just awesome.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Masturbating to someone off here you never thought you would?"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I like to masterbate WITH people off here.

Like a wanking group?

No. More Like a couple of wankers getting together.

I know of a few wankers.

Twos company. 3’s a crowd

4's an orgy

5 is just awesome.

I’ve got 5fimgers. That’ll do.

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By *hinyRavensWingMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Yeah, to profiles that are raunchy and lustlful, regardless of attractiveness.

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