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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

LAST MEAL: a sandwich from a Holman Prison vending machine.

that was someones last meal before being executed

what would urs be

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Smoked salmon with just lemon and black pepper on it with fresh mayonaise on the side and some gorgeous granary bread

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Think that police outfit has had a strange effect on you hun, lol, xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

250g of twiglets dipped thickly in marmite

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Starter : my lovely home made soup with crusty bread

Main : cheese and potato, steamed veg, with chicken&bacon

Pud: Icecream lots of it

THEN : Cheese & Buscuits

IF i gonna go - i wanna go on a FULL tummy!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

granary baguette with bacon, sausage, cheese and tomato with brown sauce. Hubby had chips with his too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a pizza only for it to be given to the homeless. this was denied but the local homeless shelter had loads of people donating pizzas of behalf of the prisoner.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Brontosaurus burger with a side order of Dodo wings.

That should slow them up a bit...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a pizza only for it to be given to the homeless. this was denied but the local homeless shelter had loads of people donating pizzas of behalf of the prisoner."

a bit more detail please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they offer condemned prisoners a last meal? I don't get that at all.

If I'm having a stressful day I tend to not fancy anything to eat so if I was facing execution and someone offered me a last meal I'd probably want to deck the twat for being such an insensitive wanker.

Plus I wouldn't wanna shit meself just before they flick the switch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a pizza only for it to be given to the homeless. this was denied but the local homeless shelter had loads of people donating pizzas of behalf of the prisoner.

a bit more detail please lol"

Tennessee convict Philip Workman requested that pizza be distributed to the homeless in Nashville. (Prison officials denied his request, but local groups passed out pizza in his honor.) 9th May 2007.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh it would have to be the biggest trifle I could get my hands on followed by a whole roast chicken with all the extra's yum!

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have some crispy crispy bacon with tinned cherry toms .

A slice of crusty bread toasted and some grilled mushrooms.

mmmmmmmmmm yum

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Why do they offer condemned prisoners a last meal? I don't get that at all.

If I'm having a stressful day I tend to not fancy anything to eat so if I was facing execution and someone offered me a last meal I'd probably want to deck the twat for being such an insensitive wanker.

Plus I wouldn't wanna shit meself just before they flick the switch! "

Offering, and accepting, food is a sign of friendship and is supposed to show the condemned person that the prison and prison staff aren't the ones executing him (her); rather that they're acting for, and on behalf of the state and have no choice regarding what they're about to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I do not end up in prison!

My last meal will be something along the line of:

Starter is either pan-fried fois gras with caramelised fruit or snails in garlic butter

Main course is either steak tartare or confit de canard

Dessert is either creme brulee or pistachio and hazelnut icecream

Wash down with lashing of red wine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they offer condemned prisoners a last meal? I don't get that at all.

If I'm having a stressful day I tend to not fancy anything to eat so if I was facing execution and someone offered me a last meal I'd probably want to deck the twat for being such an insensitive wanker.

Plus I wouldn't wanna shit meself just before they flick the switch!

Offering, and accepting, food is a sign of friendship and is supposed to show the condemned person that the prison and prison staff aren't the ones executing him (her); rather that they're acting for, and on behalf of the state and have no choice regarding what they're about to do. "

So you're telling me that prison officers who CHOOSE to work in a place where condemned men and women are to be executed regard these scumbags as 'friends'. They are on death row for a bloody good reason and I see nothing to be gained by offering them anything before they die - least of all, compassion & friendship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Offering, and accepting, food is a sign of friendship and is supposed to show the condemned person that the prison and prison staff aren't the ones executing him (her); rather that they're acting for, and on behalf of the state and have no choice regarding what they're about to do.

So you're telling me that prison officers who CHOOSE to work in a place where condemned men and women are to be executed regard these scumbags as 'friends'. They are on death row for a bloody good reason and I see nothing to be gained by offering them anything before they die - least of all, compassion & friendship."

Wishy mate, its an ancient tradition, goes back to times when the "guards" were afraid that the spirits of the executed prisoners would come back and haunt them and their families for eternity, so they introduced this " acceptance of a meal" as a public show that the condemned man wouldnt hold bad feelings for the men involved with the execution, I dont think anyone would have been an executioner without this "safety net" years ago.

Like many traditions it doesn't make much sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do they offer condemned prisoners a last meal? I don't get that at all.

If I'm having a stressful day I tend to not fancy anything to eat so if I was facing execution and someone offered me a last meal I'd probably want to deck the twat for being such an insensitive wanker.

Plus I wouldn't wanna shit meself just before they flick the switch!

Offering, and accepting, food is a sign of friendship and is supposed to show the condemned person that the prison and prison staff aren't the ones executing him (her); rather that they're acting for, and on behalf of the state and have no choice regarding what they're about to do.

So you're telling me that prison officers who CHOOSE to work in a place where condemned men and women are to be executed regard these scumbags as 'friends'. They are on death row for a bloody good reason and I see nothing to be gained by offering them anything before they die - least of all, compassion & friendship."

My understanding is that in Texas they move the prisoners from the Polunsky Unit to the Huntsville Unit before the execution that way those who are carrying out the execution dont "know" the person the same way as those who work in the Polunsky Unit would. Would imagine given the length of time spent on death row those who work there would find it hard not to get to know the condemed hence the reason for the move before execution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A squirty sausage

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"250g of twiglets dipped thickly in marmite "

This is absolutely genuine..... anyone here got a guilty concience?

In the paper, there is a guy who keeps robbing shops.... he strolls in, walks round...... and strips the shelves of...... wait for it......... Marmite!!!

He even went back to one the following day to get two jars he dropped the day before!!!!

One shop has even stopped stocking it cos he's robbed them so many times!!!

Now, I have to say I am partial to marmite, but WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a nice home made crusty loaf, lashings of butter, a freshly cooked lobster and some balsamic vinegar... then a pear and frangipani tart. All washed down with some champagne. Hits the spot every time for me. xxx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Mine would have to be something healthy like a chicken salad as i am watching my cholesterol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would have to be something healthy like a chicken salad as i am watching my cholesterol."

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