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Big loads little loads cardboard box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, YOU - are you a fan of bigger loads that shoot over you or are you happy with smaller loads?

Obviously in this context we AINT talking about jizzing in a condom.

What say you, fab world?!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If the head is far enough in my throat then it doesn't matter how big the load is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière. "

Do you not wake up with a boner most days?! Just me?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the head is far enough in my throat then it doesn't matter how big the load is."

You're a dream

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts


"If the head is far enough in my throat then it doesn't matter how big the load is."

You do always have a special perspective on these questions!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière. "

I'm agreeing with the wise old ex-husband. I'll be back after 11am to answer.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière.

Do you not wake up with a boner most days?! Just me?! "

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Personally, I'm not a fan of any sized load spraying over me. Hope that helps

LvM

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière.

I'm agreeing with the wise old ex-husband. I'll be back after 11am to answer."

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When the ex-wife is agreeable and amenable first thing in the morning, I'm left wondering why we ever split. I miss the pillow talk and the croissant flakes.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

OP do you cum in a cardboard box ?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Personally, I'm not a fan of any sized load spraying over me. Hope that helps

LvM"

Damn. *Puts the spray cream back in the fridge*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"If the head is far enough in my throat then it doesn't matter how big the load is."

^^ this

Now time for more coffee

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Personally, I'm not a fan of any sized load spraying over me. Hope that helps

LvM

Damn. *Puts the spray cream back in the fridge*"

LvM

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière.

I'm agreeing with the wise old ex-husband. I'll be back after 11am to answer.

•

When the ex-wife is agreeable and amenable first thing in the morning, I'm left wondering why we ever split. I miss the pillow talk and the croissant flakes."

Croissant flakes on the pillows?

I'd divorce someone for that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not the amount of custard it’s whether it was whisked properly …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck are you doing to that cardboard box, you deviant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a load big enough to write their name on my back and fertilize me once a month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a load big enough to write their name on my back and fertilize me once a month."

Ooft!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this instance, smaller is better.

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By *unthum62Man
over a year ago

Benidorm


"I like a load big enough to write their name on my back and fertilize me once a month."

Upper case or lower case?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière.

I'm agreeing with the wise old ex-husband. I'll be back after 11am to answer.

•

When the ex-wife is agreeable and amenable first thing in the morning, I'm left wondering why we ever split. I miss the pillow talk and the croissant flakes.

Croissant flakes on the pillows?

I'd divorce someone for that too."

What if it is an almond croissant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In this instance, smaller is better. "

I had you pegged for a plasterers radio kinda gal.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Croissant flakes on the pillows?

I'd divorce someone for that too.

What if it is an almond croissant?"

If you leave crumbs and flakes in my bed, it's over, regardless of the flavour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP do you cum in a cardboard box ?"

Absolutely! Gotta see if I can fill that bad boy in my lifetime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck are you doing to that cardboard box, you deviant. "

You haven't seen the way it looks at me!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Any loads a good load...........

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I say, it's far too early for this young squire, and go forth and prepare for me a piping hot cafetière.

I'm agreeing with the wise old ex-husband. I'll be back after 11am to answer.

•

When the ex-wife is agreeable and amenable first thing in the morning, I'm left wondering why we ever split. I miss the pillow talk and the croissant flakes.

Croissant flakes on the pillows?

I'd divorce someone for that too.

What if it is an almond croissant?"

•

Then it makes for a sweeter break up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any loads a good load..........."

Boo maintaining her dreamy like name there

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"What the fuck are you doing to that cardboard box, you deviant.

You haven't seen the way it looks at me! "

Ah he’s even drawn a smiley face on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the fuck are you doing to that cardboard box, you deviant.

You haven't seen the way it looks at me!

Ah he’s even drawn a smiley face on it "

Actually I've drawn this emoji

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

If he's helping clean up a big load is nice.

I remember someone spurting so hard it flew over my head and down my back while I was on my knees.

He very kindly mopped it up for me.

Honestly though, it doesn't matter to me.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"OP do you cum in a cardboard box ?

Absolutely! Gotta see if I can fill that bad boy in my lifetime!"

OXO cubes come in a cardboard box.

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By *exyredheadtattooCouple
over a year ago

Beaumont

I like big loads that shoot all over me, but will take a small load I can swallow in a pinch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am swallowing then small, if it has to just drip back out of me, then big.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"OP do you cum in a cardboard box ?

Absolutely! Gotta see if I can fill that bad boy in my lifetime!"

Did you line it with something Brucey? The integrity of the cardboard is unlikely to hold up to many loads is all, and I wouldn't want you to be disappointed when you come to make a deposit and it's just a crusty puddle.

Side note, sudden recollection of the time a guy who did cum loads tried to pull out of my mouth to cum over my face, mistimed it perfectly and shot straight up my nose. It's was like a bullet. I was pretty certain if it didn't kill me I would at least be blind.

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By *ltmanMan
over a year ago

cheshire

And THAT’S how you earn the badge of “good girl” lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take cum in any shape or form. Bonus points if you pretend to be Spiderman and shoot it in the style of a web.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it stringy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will take cum in any shape or form. Bonus points if you pretend to be Spiderman and shoot it in the style of a web."

I could fling it from my fingers for you. I’ll get my spandex out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And THAT’S how you earn the badge of “good girl” lol "

I'd prefer a blue Peter badge.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"What the fuck are you doing to that cardboard box, you deviant.

You haven't seen the way it looks at me! "

It's the mini Frosties from a variety pack. Because you're ggggreat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And THAT’S how you earn the badge of “good girl” lol

I'd prefer a Just Peter badge. "

Not easy to earn.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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It's after 11am. Actually almost closer to 1pm so I can reply to this properly.

I like a good sized load if someone has fucked me and then that's rather erotic feeling of feeling their come dripping down my thighs later. It's also incredibly hot to masturbate just after someone's come inside me, their come acting as the perfect lube and that stickiness combined with my puffiness means I can orgasm very intensely.

When it comes to facials, no, I don't mind. It's more the act of having someone wanking over my face, watching it and knowing how much they've enjoyed it rather than the volume. Same applies to any part of my body.

If someone is coming in my mouth or throat, as long as someone comes like I'm sucking their soul from their very core like some fellatio succubus, I really don't care. Put your hands in my hair, moan, groan, growl whatever. Just make me feel like you need to feel me swallowing you and I don't care if it's a few drops or a pint, I'll be cockdr*nk and happy to swallow however much there is.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"It's after 11am. Actually almost closer to 1pm so I can reply to this properly.

I like a good sized load if someone has fucked me and then that's rather erotic feeling of feeling their come dripping down my thighs later. It's also incredibly hot to masturbate just after someone's come inside me, their come acting as the perfect lube and that stickiness combined with my puffiness means I can orgasm very intensely.

When it comes to facials, no, I don't mind. It's more the act of having someone wanking over my face, watching it and knowing how much they've enjoyed it rather than the volume. Same applies to any part of my body.

If someone is coming in my mouth or throat, as long as someone comes like I'm sucking their soul from their very core like some fellatio succubus, I really don't care. Put your hands in my hair, moan, groan, growl whatever. Just make me feel like you need to feel me swallowing you and I don't care if it's a few drops or a pint, I'll be cockdr*nk and happy to swallow however much there is.

"

Fuck. King. Hell.

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I love a big load over my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Croissant flakes on the pillows?

I'd divorce someone for that too.

What if it is an almond croissant?

If you leave crumbs and flakes in my bed, it's over, regardless of the flavour."

My bed it is then....

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