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Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X | |||
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"Girls night. Broke an orchid
Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X"Best post of the night award goes to... haha  | |||
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"Lucky you I was on the Heineken 00 tonight as I was driving " Uh oh Lucky because you’d have ruined m we’d otherwise? | |||
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"Tipsy too! all the best people are, I think  "Making ne blush! | |||
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"Lucky you I was on the Heineken 00 tonight as I was driving Uh oh Lucky because you’d have ruined m we’d otherwise?" I was taxi | |||
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"Lucky you I was on the Heineken 00 tonight as I was driving Uh oh Lucky because you’d have ruined m we’d otherwise?I was taxi " Very sensible x | |||
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"Lucky you I was on the Heineken 00 tonight as I was driving Uh oh Lucky because you’d have ruined m we’d otherwise?I was taxi Very sensible x" work tomorrow | |||
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First world problems eh 
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here  | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here "oh god what were you watching that for | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here "Oh dear. How far beyond….?! | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here oh god what were you watching that for "Other telly on blink temporarily so I lost vote on what to watch. Wakanda Forever beforehand on big screen was quite good though | |||
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"Girls night. Broke an orchid
Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X"It’s always a good night when you break an orchid lol | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here
Oh dear. How far beyond….?!"Probably 5 drinks ahead of you but just one left, unless I break into tomorrow's 6 Nations supply  | |||
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"Well, fair maiden, I've spent all evening drinking "Tanquery Ø.Ø" and am sober as a Judge. "Really, Nero? I don’t think I believe you, some how… | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here oh god what were you watching that for
Other telly on blink temporarily so I lost vote on what to watch.
Wakanda Forever beforehand on big screen was quite good though "must watch that. Was playing darts tonight. | |||
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"Girls night. Broke an orchid
Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X
It’s always a good night when you break an orchid lol "She said orchid, not hymen | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here oh god what were you watching that for
Other telly on blink temporarily so I lost vote on what to watch.
Wakanda Forever beforehand on big screen was quite good though must watch that. Was playing darts tonight. "It's actually quite good, surprisingly. Watched it in cinema first, without beers and actually got quite emotional considering the Chadwick Boseman thing | |||
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"Broke an orchid
First world problems eh
Also tipsy after watching Ireland Eurovision competition here oh god what were you watching that for
Other telly on blink temporarily so I lost vote on what to watch.
Wakanda Forever beforehand on big screen was quite good though must watch that. Was playing darts tonight.
It's actually quite good, surprisingly. Watched it in cinema first, without beers and actually got quite emotional considering the Chadwick Boseman thing"I must watch it | |||
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"Well, fair maiden, I've spent all evening drinking "Tanquery Ø.Ø" and am sober as a Judge.
Really, Nero?
I don’t think I believe you, some how… "• Forsooth! I'm not joking. It was a dry libation of Gin-Zero, in sizeable goblets. P.S. you must really be inebriated: you just WhatsApp'd me your breasts. | |||
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"Well, fair maiden, I've spent all evening drinking "Tanquery Ø.Ø" and am sober as a Judge.
Really, Nero?
I don’t think I believe you, some how…
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Forsooth!
I'm not joking. It was a dry libation of Gin-Zero, in sizeable goblets.
P.S. you must really be inebriated: you just WhatsApp'd me your breasts. " disgraceful!! Johndunboyne on Kik has not received same | |||
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"Well, fair maiden, I've spent all evening drinking "Tanquery Ø.Ø" and am sober as a Judge.
Really, Nero?
I don’t think I believe you, some how…
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Forsooth!
I'm not joking. It was a dry libation of Gin-Zero, in sizeable goblets.
P.S. you must really be inebriated: you just WhatsApp'd me your breasts. "I think we both know that didn’t happen | |||
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"Do the merry and pissed people head for porn/Fab/Forums/actually jumping on the nearest available human at this time of night?" and the sober people can't sleep | |||
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"Do the merry and pissed people head for porn/Fab/Forums/actually jumping on the nearest available human at this time of night?" I don’t know, I can only speak for me. Right now? Nope | |||
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"Girls night. Broke an orchid
Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X"As long as the girls night was great then I am sure the orchid will forgive you. I seem to have succumb to a few alcoholic beverages and spent 10 minutes writing this trying to get it right so obviously not merry enough | |||
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"Do the merry and pissed people head for porn/Fab/Forums/actually jumping on the nearest available human at this time of night? I don’t know, I can only speak for me. Right now? Nope" but you would if you could | |||
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"Well, fair maiden, I've spent all evening drinking "Tanquery Ø.Ø" and am sober as a Judge.
Really, Nero?
I don’t think I believe you, some how…
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Forsooth!
I'm not joking. It was a dry libation of Gin-Zero, in sizeable goblets.
P.S. you must really be inebriated: you just WhatsApp'd me your breasts.
I think we both know that didn’t happen". You sound incoherent. | |||
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"Do the merry and pissed people head for porn/Fab/Forums/actually jumping on the nearest available human at this time of night? I don’t know, I can only speak for me. Right now? Nopebut you would if you could "Ah but would she? Ladies have toys and they ain't all ironing boards and hoovers
I'm dead, aren't I? | |||
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"Do the merry and pissed people head for porn/Fab/Forums/actually jumping on the nearest available human at this time of night? I don’t know, I can only speak for me. Right now? Nopebut you would if you could
Ah but would she?
Ladies have toys and they ain't all ironing boards and hoovers
I'm dead, aren't I? "yep | |||
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"I'd say OP is gone comforting herself with a toy and the thread is dead now. I'm drinking up and off to bed myself, after a quick perv of couples and women, so g'night folks "I reckon she's asleep on the bathroom floor, hugging the toilet bowl | |||
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"I'd say OP is gone comforting herself with a toy and the thread is dead now. I'm drinking up and off to bed myself, after a quick perv of couples and women, so g'night folks
I reckon she's asleep on the bathroom floor, hugging the toilet bowl "Oh I do hope not. Lessons learned early in life. Stick to the drink you start with. Avoid mixers other than ice/water. Don't mix colours, such as red and white wine or stout and lager. Drink a pint of water before bed. I haven't had a hangover in 20yrs when I stuck to these rules | |||
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"Girls night. Broke an orchid
Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X", RedForDanger, looking gorgeous  | |||
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"Girls night. Broke an orchid
Is the the most middle class trouble making ever? Probably. Help me…. X"Is that a euphemism? | |||
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The rest of you….will you keep the noise down!
(In truth, I love it when T gets a little tipsy. )
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Sorry everyone.
I’ll be over here, cringing into my alkaseltzer. | |||
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"Don't apologise to us. Its the Orchid you need to say sorry to. You disgust/disappoint me, Red. I thought you were better than that. Having a few sherbets, getting a bit punchy, then having a go at a poor defenceless Orchid. You wouldn't have been so chopsy if it had been a Cactus, would you. Now go and say 5 Hail Marys, and cleanse your soul." Oh don’t… I’m having the Great Night Out Guilt now. You know when you had a truly great time, exuberant and uninhibited. So much laughing and talking and singing and dancing…but there are hazy bits…  | |||
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"Don't apologise to us. Its the Orchid you need to say sorry to. You disgust/disappoint me, Red. I thought you were better than that. Having a few sherbets, getting a bit punchy, then having a go at a poor defenceless Orchid. You wouldn't have been so chopsy if it had been a Cactus, would you. Now go and say 5 Hail Marys, and cleanse your soul. Oh don’t… I’m having the Great Night Out Guilt now. You know when you had a truly great time, exuberant and uninhibited. So much laughing and talking and singing and dancing…but there are hazy bits… "Don’t give into the beer fear!!! | |||
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I’ll be over here, cringing into my alkaseltzer."You wait until your act of criminal damage makes the local newspaper... Probably front page stuff in Guildford | |||
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"Don't apologise to us. Its the Orchid you need to say sorry to. You disgust/disappoint me, Red. I thought you were better than that. Having a few sherbets, getting a bit punchy, then having a go at a poor defenceless Orchid. You wouldn't have been so chopsy if it had been a Cactus, would you. Now go and say 5 Hail Marys, and cleanse your soul. Oh don’t… I’m having the Great Night Out Guilt now. You know when you had a truly great time, exuberant and uninhibited. So much laughing and talking and singing and dancing…but there are hazy bits… "This is me on the rare occasion I dare to venture out. I hope I did more often though | |||
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"Oh don’t… I’m having the Great Night Out Guilt now. You know when you had a truly great time, exuberant and uninhibited. So much laughing and talking and singing and dancing…but there are hazy bits…
This is me on the rare occasion I dare to venture out. I hope I did more often though "I was talking to someone last night about how when I go out, I feel I need to have the best time I can possibly have. To squeeze every drop of fun out of the occasion. He agreed, that’s how he feels also. Is this you, too, SweetCherry? | |||
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"Oh don’t… I’m having the Great Night Out Guilt now. You know when you had a truly great time, exuberant and uninhibited. So much laughing and talking and singing and dancing…but there are hazy bits…
This is me on the rare occasion I dare to venture out. I hope I did more often though
I was talking to someone last night about how when I go out, I feel I need to have the best time I can possibly have. To squeeze every drop of fun out of the occasion. He agreed, that’s how he feels also. Is this you, too, SweetCherry?"Did you squeeze every drop out of him red..? | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go" Hope it all went ok. Sounds like it did! | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go"  Brilliant way to do it. | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go Hope it all went ok. Sounds like it did! " I wish I'd realised in life what an amazing lady she was - truely one in a million. I feel very fortunate to have shone under her light for a little while | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go" See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... | |||
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"I wish I'd realised in life what an amazing lady she was - truely one in a million. I feel very fortunate to have shone under her light for a little while " That’s such a gorgeous description, midnight x | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go Brilliant way to do it."She planned the whole thing, it was superb.. The only funeral I've been to where there was spontaneous applause for one of the eulogies | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral..." I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go Hope it all went ok. Sounds like it did! I wish I'd realised in life what an amazing lady she was - truely one in a million. I feel very fortunate to have shone under her light for a little while " | |||
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"I wish I'd realised in life what an amazing lady she was - truely one in a million. I feel very fortunate to have shone under her light for a little while That’s such a gorgeous description, midnight x" Thank you.. She was incredible , truly timeless and positive | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved "" I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx" I feel like i am just realising that today | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go Brilliant way to do it.
She planned the whole thing, it was superb.. The only funeral I've been to where there was spontaneous applause for one of the eulogies "• And with all due sincerity this is one of those wonderful reasons why we have the word "fun" in funeral. † | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx I feel like i am just realising that today " I still dont know how to respond but glad you're full of love and hope you're ok! I think you're cool! X | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go Brilliant way to do it.
She planned the whole thing, it was superb.. The only funeral I've been to where there was spontaneous applause for one of the eulogies
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And with all due sincerity this is one of those wonderful reasons why we have the word "fun" in funeral. † "Oh i never made that connection before! | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx I feel like i am just realising that today " Her final gift to you is the lesson. You’ll realise this about more people (and yourself) from now on. | |||
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"Oh don’t… I’m having the Great Night Out Guilt now. You know when you had a truly great time, exuberant and uninhibited. So much laughing and talking and singing and dancing…but there are hazy bits…
This is me on the rare occasion I dare to venture out. I hope I did more often though
I was talking to someone last night about how when I go out, I feel I need to have the best time I can possibly have. To squeeze every drop of fun out of the occasion. He agreed, that’s how he feels also. Is this you, too, SweetCherry?"That is me indeed, Red, because I don’t know when is the next time such a rare ocurrence will happen | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx I feel like i am just realising that today I still dont know how to respond but glad you're full of love and hope you're ok! I think you're cool! X" Aww thank you.. I'm good.. I shed a few tears, but had more smiles - isn't that the impact you would want to leave on family +friends xx | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx I feel like i am just realising that today Her final gift to you is the lesson. You’ll realise this about more people (and yourself) from now on. " I this.. Thank you x | |||
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"I'm d*unk.. Free bar at a funeral! What a way to go. I'm gonna do that when i go See I feel I can't make any fun comments on account of it being a funeral... I used to feel like that.. But i am FULL of love today... "You can close your eyes and cry because i am gone, or open your eyes and see all that i achieved " I hope I leave such a legacy behind. Life is 100% for living. I’m sorry for your loss, but I’m happy that you had her in your life xxx I feel like i am just realising that today " Oh midnight, I’ve just noticed this. I’m so sorry for your lost. Glad you are able to remember her as beautiful part of your life | |||
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