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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner "

How did you fuck the vacuum cleaner with your hands up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner

How did you fuck the vacuum cleaner with your hands up? "

Well it sucked on

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner "

Not a battered sausage?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner

Not a battered sausage?

"

It battered me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mini wand from Ann Summers and it gave me my first orgasm. I didn’t put it down again for weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it not hurt when it goes sucky suck suck sucky vroom vroom?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mini wand from Ann Summers and it gave me my first orgasm. I didn’t put it down again for weeks. "

Back in the day before internet and sex shops, I assume it was all about the good old hair brush handle.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner

Not a battered sausage?

"

Nah, he saved that for fucking the rest of us over with it by making us try to guess the price. Total sausage tease

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it not hurt when it goes sucky suck suck sucky vroom vroom?

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Just a bit of a sensation. It wasn't all that though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend "

A gift from a friend

Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner

Not a battered sausage?

Nah, he saved that for fucking the rest of us over with it by making us try to guess the price. Total sausage tease"

You were all hopeless trying to guess it anyway. My mind wondered off it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner "

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, eh....

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sex toy.

Okay I hold my hands up I tried to fuck the vacuum cleaner

Nothing sucks like an Electrolux, eh....

A"

I'm not sure what make it was. Just seemed like the natural thing to do at the time.

It was just there, you know.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend

A gift from a friend

Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react. "

Not sure everyone has strange friends like mine did see the funny side of it..

Make sure it's bigger than his

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend

A gift from a friend

Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react.

Not sure everyone has strange friends like mine did see the funny side of it..

Make sure it's bigger than his "

I'm tempted to start pranking people with that now

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"A dildo to use on my then fiancé was a gift from a friend

A gift from a friend

Giving me idea to give one to my friend for his girlfriend. I wonder how he will react.

Not sure everyone has strange friends like mine did see the funny side of it..

Make sure it's bigger than his

I'm tempted to start pranking people with that now "

Just remember don't add the batteries let them make some effort

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