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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? " That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse. | |||
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"I'm here with my mug of tea and a book I'm going to enjoy reading, unless others have something more interesting to talk about "Tempting twosome…. I’m sure we can find a myriad of things to tempt you with… stick around…. In the meantime - I’ll get Gary Ghoul to make you a cocktail… | |||
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"The ghosts are dancing a phantasmagorical foxtrot, but the boldest spirit, as ever, is La Misty,the châtelaine of the Palatial, Poltergeistal Palais De Dance. And speaking of spirits...may I have a double Ardbeg?" My darling Elephantis I am bold, some say beautiful…. You can certainly get a double (I have quite a few doubles) | |||
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"Hola my challenge of many challenges xx" Hola Yes I will always be a challenge. I’ll get Gary to pour you a Merlot I think…. | |||
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? " m If I have anything, it’s image  . And the gift of imagination. We do have a gym in the basement if you like? I’ll take you down … 
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"Aloha  "Oh sweet sweet Cherry Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx | |||
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"Hello " m Wonko!!! It is so wonderful to see you not in my Inn
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"Aloha
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Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx"Thank you Misty
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"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing " Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything? | |||
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"Hola my challenge of many challenges xx Hola Yes I will always be a challenge. I’ll get Gary to pour you a Merlot I think…." They just called last orders | |||
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"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines. I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon. The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again… Let’s get chatting. Tell me about your day. Mrs Misty x" Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy | |||
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"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep
Miss S x "No no no It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions… Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!! Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it | |||
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"Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire." My darling, You forget - not all have seen my haunting visage.. | |||
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"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything? "I’m good nothing but a cheeky smile needed | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J"It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3 | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner "I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing…. Blanket? | |||
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"Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire. My darling, You forget - not all have seen my haunting visage.." All I did was say your name three times into a midnight mirror, and you appeared. | |||
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"Hola my challenge of many challenges xx Hola Yes I will always be a challenge. I’ll get Gary to pour you a Merlot I think…. They just called last orders" No such thing here. The benefits of being a goth & having an undead staff…. | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?"That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return | |||
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"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines. I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon. The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again… Let’s get chatting. Tell me about your day. Mrs Misty x Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy" Cosy Warm Sexy Unique I hope you enjoy. Please tell me how I can accommodate you | |||
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"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything?
I’m good nothing but a cheeky smile needed "Well beneath the silk & lace is a cheeky smile just for you x | |||
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"Is it bold to say you are beautiful? You double the flames of the seven-branched candelabra, as their flames yearn towards your ever more lambent fire. My darling, You forget - not all have seen my haunting visage.. All I did was say your name three times into a midnight mirror, and you appeared." Really? Scream it once and I come | |||
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"Good evening here chilling with a coffee after a night mare day painting a hall stairs and landing Come & snuggle up on my velvet chaise …. Can I get you anything?
I’m good nothing but a cheeky smile needed
Enough to cheer me up mind if I find a corner
Well beneath the silk & lace is a cheeky smile just for you x" | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?
That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return "I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X | |||
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"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep
Miss S x
No no no
It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…
Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!
Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it "Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box? 
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
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It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3 "What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?
That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return
I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X"That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company | |||
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"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep
Miss S x
No no no
It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…
Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!
Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it
Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?
Miss S x "Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter…. There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat "How are your Pokémon things coming along? | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?
That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return "Let's make a blanket fort. I'll just keep you company while you sulk | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat "There’s plenty of room at the manor, but I’m happy to squidge on your lap if you like | |||
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"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep
Miss S x
No no no
It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…
Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!
Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it
Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?
Miss S x
Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….
There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving "Can Gary get any better?! 
Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality
How's your day been OP?
Miss S x | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?
That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return
I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X
That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company "She is excellent company. She cooked for the Marquess de Sade…. Her stories are legendary. But you will eat. Or I shall get cross (Don’t make me cross) | |||
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"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines. I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon. The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again… Let’s get chatting. Tell me about your day. Mrs Misty x Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy Cosy Warm Sexy Unique I hope you enjoy. Please tell me how I can accommodate you "Just allowing me in to your lovely abode is accommodating enough, would love someone to keep me company though | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat
How are your Pokémon things coming along? "Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained  I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored. | |||
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" No no no It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions… Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!! Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it
Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?
Miss S x
Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….
There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving
Can Gary get any better?!
Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality
How's your day been OP?
Miss S x"Gary is awesome…. But being a ghoul.. appendages tend to fall off mid flow…. My day has been pretty good thank you | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?
That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return
I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X
That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company
She is excellent company. She cooked for the Marquess de Sade…. Her stories are legendary.
But you will eat. Or I shall get cross
(Don’t make me cross)"I am sure she’s a lovely and talented cook… | |||
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"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights? "Always. I love twinkly lights. | |||
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"Once again I welcome you to Misty Manor. Please come and make yourselves comfortable. The ghouls and ghosts, spectres & skeletons are all on hand to offer you tours of by beautiful Gothic Manor & grounds & provide lovely cocktails & wines. I’ve brought the finest velvet chairs from the attic to recline and relax upon. The candelabras are lit. The fires are cracking. The piano is playing itself again… Let’s get chatting. Tell me about your day. Mrs Misty x Good evening Misty and all other fabbers! I like what you’ve done with Misty manor, feels very cosy Cosy Warm Sexy Unique I hope you enjoy. Please tell me how I can accommodate you
Just allowing me in to your lovely abode is accommodating enough, would love someone to keep me company though"Ok…. So I have ghouls, ghosts or guests? I can squeeze you in myself on occasion, but ya know… hostess!! (And I’m not to everyone’s tastes) Lady Sara Browning (ghost) is quite beguiling? | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat
How are your Pokémon things coming along?
Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored."Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please? | |||
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"Aloha
Oh sweet sweet Cherry
Gary had already plumped your cushions and poured a dark & stormy xxx
Thank you Misty
I’ll have a double tonight and will be in my usual sulking corner
I’ll tell Gary to keep them flowing….
Blanket?
That’s very kind, thank you. Blanket sounds the perfect transition from my bed to my sulking corner and return
I’m sending Marylin over with some food. You must eat. X
That’s very thoughtful, no need for food thought I’d appreciate her company
She is excellent company. She cooked for the Marquess de Sade…. Her stories are legendary.
But you will eat. Or I shall get cross
(Don’t make me cross)
I am sure she’s a lovely and talented cook…"Only the best here!!!! | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat
How are your Pokémon things coming along?
Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.
Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please? "Sorted…. Bright white or warm white? | |||
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" No no no It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions… Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!! Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it
Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?
Miss S x
Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….
There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving
Can Gary get any better?!
Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality
How's your day been OP?
Miss S x
Gary is awesome…. But being a ghoul.. appendages tend to fall off mid flow….
My day has been pretty good thank you "I'm glad, well thank you for being so welcoming, I only managed half the wine so somebody can take over mine, waste not, want not
I'm sure I'll be having spooky dreams tonight now haha!
Nighty night 
Miss S x | |||
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"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?
Always. I love twinkly lights."That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort? | |||
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" No no no It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions… Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!! Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it
Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?
Miss S x
Gary will bring a bottle. He’s also a great babysitter….
There are definitely some total twat-badgers out there with regards to driving
Can Gary get any better?!
Oh yes, yes there is. Sometimes I feel like ramming them like I'm in a bumper car, then I come back to reality
How's your day been OP?
Miss S x
Gary is awesome…. But being a ghoul.. appendages tend to fall off mid flow….
My day has been pretty good thank you
I'm glad, well thank you for being so welcoming, I only managed half the wine so somebody can take over mine, waste not, want not
I'm sure I'll be having spooky dreams tonight now haha!
Nighty night
Miss S x"Go sexy- spooky & it’s all good…. I’ll finish the wine
Nanight you sexy beast | |||
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat
How are your Pokémon things coming along?
Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.
Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please?
Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?"Warm white are my favourites, please | |||
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"I'm that tired and nearly in dream land already I invisioned your description and as haunting as it sounds it made me feel welcome and cosey.. Maybe I need to go to sleep
Miss S x
No no no
It’s welcoming… but not sleepy. It’s the warming comforting kind of cosy that makes you lose your inhibitions…
Gary - get a drink over here sharpish!!!
Now - relax and tell Auntie Misty all about it
Make it a wine or two please
I never last long in these night threads, I'm really not a night owl but suppose having a baby does that to you (I never was before but shhh haha)
But a question, do we think some people get their driving licence out of a cereal box?
Miss S x "I am convinced that a lot of people got their driving licence from a cereal box, after spending at least 4hrs a day driving on motorways, I’ve lost count of the idiots sat in middle/outside lane at 60mph, people driving with either no lights on, fog lights on without for or full beam. | |||
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"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies " Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse." Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me  plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him
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"Good evening gorgeous Mrs Misty and sexy nocturnal folk, it's so lovely to be back at the manor.
J
It’s meJulie
I’ve missed you. How are you. I’ll be over shortly to share a rum or 3
What a lovely thing to say! I'll save you a seat
How are your Pokémon things coming along?
Haha I was so confused as to how you knew I play pokemon things until B just explained I'm weirdly addicted until I get bored.
Me too, as per my ND brain are there any fairy lights for the blanket fort, please?
Sorted…. Bright white or warm white?
Warm white are my favourites, please "Stringing them up now xxx | |||
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? m If I have anything, it’s image . And the gift of imagination. We do have a gym in the basement if you like? I’ll take you down …
I’ve had a great day obviously "Ooooo a gym in your basement? How intriguing I am quite easily swayed…. | |||
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"Good evening Misty, I've had an interesting work day, now chilling in bed stroking Danish' back as she falls asleep while I watch movies Oh!!!! It’s my favourite pastry
How the f**** are ya?"I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx | |||
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse. Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him
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"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?
Always. I love twinkly lights.
That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort? "Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me. | |||
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Stringing them up now xxx"This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess | |||
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" I am convinced that a lot of people got their driving licence from a cereal box, after spending at least 4hrs a day driving on motorways, I’ve lost count of the idiots sat in middle/outside lane at 60mph, people driving with either no lights on, fog lights on without for or full beam. " Yep, idiots... Idiots all around us
Can't even have a 5 minute car journey without one.
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"That would be amazing, thanks are there fairy lights?
Always. I love twinkly lights.
That’s great, can we play Pokémon violet whilst sulking in the fort?
Definitely. Although Mini-Beef is better than me. "As they always are, I just could use some quiet company whilst sulking and sharing our love for Pokémon | |||
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How the f**** are ya?
I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess "Always. Can I get you anything else? | |||
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How the f**** are ya?
I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips
Well durgh "Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though? | |||
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess
Always. Can I get you anything else?"You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful | |||
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Always. I love twinkly lights.
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I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips
Well durgh
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess
Always. Can I get you anything else?
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I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips
Well durgh
Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?
Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same "Nope and I wouldn't want to xx | |||
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How the f**** are ya?
I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips
Well durgh
Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?
Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same
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I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips
Well durgh
Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?
Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same
Nope and I wouldn't want to xx
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess
Always. Can I get you anything else?
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Always a pleasure "One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to | |||
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I'm feeling pretty fantastic how are you? Xx
You know me. Always chipper & upbeat.
And craving some sticky sweet filling on your lips
Well durgh
Think you could have me in your mouth without licking your lips though?
Yes. But I doubt you could promise the same
Nope and I wouldn't want to xx
Is the correct answer
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess
Always. Can I get you anything else?
You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful
Always a pleasure
One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to "Booby hugs are yours xxx | |||
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess
Always. Can I get you anything else?
You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful
Always a pleasure
One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to
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This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m
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This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m
I’m sending you to time out in the pool room
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This looks so beautiful, thank you for taking the time, gracious hostess
Always. Can I get you anything else?
You’ve already gone above and beyond, I’m very grateful
Always a pleasure
One last favour? Not sure if you’d want to
Booby hugs are yours xxx
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Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend
I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)"Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking. The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice | |||
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This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m
I’m sending you to time out in the pool room
Swimming pool or stick and balls pool?
BALLS!!!! "Excellent, I'm rubbish at this. Let's play strip pool
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I have something calorie free you could eat? ….
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"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m
Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend
I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)
Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.
The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice "Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs | |||
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This is what happens when your brains says 'I'm good at that' but you try to type something different m
I’m sending you to time out in the pool room
Swimming pool or stick and balls pool?
BALLS!!!!
Excellent, I'm rubbish at this. Let's play strip pool
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"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m
Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend
I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)
Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.
The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice
Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs"Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure | |||
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"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m
Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend
I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)
Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.
The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice
Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs
Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure "He’s wet your pants awesome. I’ve loved him since 6th form (fuck me im old) | |||
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"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m
Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend
I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)
Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.
The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice
Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs
Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? " Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that your bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one | |||
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"Good evening darling Misty and the other beautiful nocturnals. How is everyone tonight? I’m a very smiley LB. Just got back from an awesome gig m
Happy almost Birthday my beautiful girlfriend
I have the honeymoon suite ready for you (us)
Hi darling and thank you. It was a wonderful birthday treat. I went to see The Darkness who as always were absolutely brilliant. Thanks all my lovely noc friends for asking.
The honeymoon suite sounds perfect darling. I shall put the Bolli on ice
Omg!!!!!! Jealous. Justin is my third massive crush!!! Fuck he’s sex on legs
Oh god we will have to go. That’s my 5th concert of there’s and they just get better and better. And yes. He is sex-on-legs that’s for sure
He’s wet your pants awesome. I’ve loved him since 6th form (fuck me im old)
Just home from pub and lost you two are trouble "YUP!!!! | |||
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I have something calorie free you could eat? ….
(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)
Hehe are the ghouls to blame?
I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn "Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab | |||
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse. Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him
I have something calorie free you could eat? ….
(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)
Hehe are the ghouls to blame?
I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn
Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab "Shall I give you motivation to squat Lift I’ll check out your glutes | |||
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I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks "Oh god. I like tall.. I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those? | |||
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse. Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him
I have something calorie free you could eat? ….
(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)
Hehe are the ghouls to blame?
I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn
Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab
Shall I give you motivation to squat
Lift
I’ll check out your glutes "Well a spotter would be handy…. though you might have to get quite close to be safe…. | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff "Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ?? | |||
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I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?"Well you would like me lol Oh now that's different, OK why not | |||
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"Oooo such imagery! I like it! I am just finished work and now trying to get the motivation to leave and then hit the gym! How has your day been sunshine? That you are even thinking about the gym is impressive! When I finish work, I pretty much just collapse. Hehe well I said on a forum I would hit the gym every day this month so that’s obviously binding right? Haha no I only worked a little today and I have been eating all the naughty foods so bad me plus I now have the added motivation as a guy at work today mr what he was benching and now I wanna beat him
I have something calorie free you could eat? ….
(Sorry - I was clearly possessed for a moment)
Hehe are the ghouls to blame?
I could blame ghosts… but it was just the horn
Hehe you cheeky devil I’m trying to behave as I am in public at the gym…though I may have made a mistake coming on fab
Shall I give you motivation to squat
Lift
I’ll check out your glutes
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??"My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm … Let’s see how you feel | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not "Gary is on his way | |||
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The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol"Ohhhhh Well. Yes. Hmmmmmmmm The kitchen is flooded | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel "Make me squirm no need to ask…… | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome "Happy to join in | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome "Oh yummy | |||
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"Ohhhh SNACK TIME!!!!! Who wants something to eat? Me please. You being the obvious answer
The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol
Ohhhhh
Well. Yes.
Hmmmmmmmm
The kitchen is flooded"Is it now? That was quick | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way "OK cool | |||
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"Ohhhh SNACK TIME!!!!! Who wants something to eat? Me please. You being the obvious answer
The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol
Ohhhhh
Well. Yes.
Hmmmmmmmm
The kitchen is flooded
Is it now? That was quick "Little bird we should be good guests and help with the flooding | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Oh yummy "Goes down smooth | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……"Oh I do love a keen one | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Oh yummy
Goes down smooth "It is lovely | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Happy to join in "I shall just do the induction paperwork
Just follow me down this dark corridor… | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Oh yummy "Yummy to the coffee or the regular hunk? | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool"And LittleBird won’t be far behind | |||
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"Ohhhh SNACK TIME!!!!! Who wants something to eat? Me please. You being the obvious answer
The correct answer but can we share I’m hungry also lol
Ohhhhh
Well. Yes.
Hmmmmmmmm
The kitchen is flooded
Is it now? That was quick
Little bird we should be good guests and help with the flooding "You already have | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Oh yummy
Yummy to the coffee or the regular hunk?"Coffee rum | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Happy to join in
I shall just do the induction paperwork
Just follow me down this dark corridor…"Love a bit of lights off | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Oh yummy
Goes down smooth "Oh such a coincidence… I love something that goes down smooth | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one "Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like | |||
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"Suggested coffee rum, that shit is the sexiest drink! Deadman’s or kraken You now have to be a regular…. That sounds awesome
Happy to join in
I shall just do the induction paperwork
Just follow me down this dark corridor…
Love a bit of lights off "In the words of sandy in Grease/.. feel your way.. | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like "Oh…. Thank you so much | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much "Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind "Awww bless her | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much
Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine "Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle. | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her "I only have tiny little legs… wait for me | |||
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"Just got in from work. Last night on tour. A late one tomorrow but I get my own bed back!" Everyone loves a rainbow ?? One’s own bed is wonderful | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "Oh wow just noticed this stunner | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "I think he will x | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much
Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine
Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle. "Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "Someone give little bird a piggy back lol | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much
Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine
Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.
Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol "Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me
Oh wow just noticed this stunner "Is t she just!!! I keep considering barring her as she’s too gorgeous…. But….. I fancy her too…. It’s very confusing | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me "I'd sit here and wait for you then ill carry you on my back | |||
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" And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me
Oh wow just noticed this stunner "Why thank you
I’m just really far away…. | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much
Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine
Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.
Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol
Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself "Don’t fire yourself your a great host and you feel wonderful sitting in my lap ?? | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much
Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine
Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.
Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol
Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself "Don’t fire yourself your a great host and you feel wonderful sitting on my lap ?? | |||
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"The velvet chairs sound wonderful. May I take a seat? I insist. Shall I have a drink sent over? Anything else I can offer you? Such a wonderful host. A drink would be lovely thank you so much Hmmmmm. You haven’t specified so I’m going to go ahead and order you a JD & .. I would prefer a nice scotch than a JD but if you bring it over I won’t complain ?? Oh. Well usually I send the undead staff over. But if you request my presence then as a good hostess I shall. Ice? Yes please Ice will be perfect and I feel special that you’re bringing it yourself. Undead staff can bring the next one I may not want to leave…. But yeah …. I have great staff
Well I certainly won’t tell you to go after all these velvet chairs are so comfy. I’m just aware that you have a lot of guests but please make yourself comfortable ??
My idea of comfortable May make you (literally) squirm …
Let’s see how you feel
Make me squirm no need to ask……
Oh I do love a keen one
Well then you go ahead and make me squirm as much as you like
Oh…. Thank you so much
Not easy to make me squirm but I’m sure the pleasure would be all mine
Hahaha. Really? Why? Why would you say that. I can make you squirm. And wriggle.
Ahhh well as you brought me my drink and sat in my lap I guess I would be squirming and wriggling lol
Yes, yes you would. And if you’re not - I’m firing myself
Don’t fire yourself your a great host and you feel wonderful sitting on my lap ??"Then I shall stay until we have new guests | |||
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"Evening Well hello. You big tall man
I have a long chaise for you to get comfy on. Drink?
6ft3 me
It will need to be lol, I'll take a rum and diet thanks
Oh god. I like tall..
I’m currently enjoying a dead man’s fingers mango & cola…. Fancy one of those?
Well you would like me lol
Oh now that's different, OK why not
Gary is on his way
OK cool
And LittleBird won’t be far behind
Awww bless her
I only have tiny little legs… wait for me
Oh wow just noticed this stunner
Is t she just!!! I keep considering barring her as she’s too gorgeous…. But….. I fancy her too…. It’s very confusing "She a lovely lassie | |||
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"Good evening from Chez NHS, a luxury boutique residence. Today has been more chilled out, our bay decided not to turn on the bright fluorescent lights and instead, we opened all the blinds and curtains and just used our individual bedside lights with gentle colour. We've chatted, supported each other and tried to have a day to relax our ailing bodies. No further forward in actually achieving anything health-wise, BUT today's good news is that we can probably move into our bungalow very soon." Ffs…. You must have depleted the shit menu twice over… It’s great news on the bungalow… but… let’s get KC out!!!! | |||
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