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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A cup of tea, all snug and cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I did wonder whether you were going to say... an offer you simply could not refuse...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll make you one.

but in return id like a fumble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'll make you one.

but in return id like a fumble

White 2 sugars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did wonder whether you were going to say... an offer you simply could not refuse...;-)"

That could be an idea, cup of tea followed by ideas I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off yer arse lazy git and get the kettle on, mines coffee, white with one sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll make you one.

but in return id like a fumble

White 2 sugars

oh look i dropped the sugar down your front.

hang on dear i'll get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get off yer arse lazy git and get the kettle on, mines coffee, white with one sugar

Parider40 is making it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get off yer arse lazy git and get the kettle on, mines coffee, white with one sugar

Parider40 is making it

Great, tell him where the toaster is as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move over , we are joining you lot .

Cor ! You've got a big sofa .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move over , we are joining you lot .

Cor ! You've got a big sofa . "

Got a spare sofa too

lets have a tea and toast party, how's tea coming along parider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just stiring it sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just stiring it sexy

;-)

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Sounds like the sofas are full I'll sit at Dirtyeyes feet .....

Where I belong ..........lol

JJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dripping my wick to see if its hot enough for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like the sofas are full I'll sit at Dirtyeyes feet .....

Where I belong ..........lol

JJ x

Nah, there's plenty of room

no one puts dirtys friends on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walking over slowly, weting my lips and making eye contact

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

ive got the biscuits....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Sounds like the sofas are full I'll sit at Dirtyeyes feet .....

Where I belong ..........lol

JJ x

Nah, there's plenty of room

no one puts dirtys friends on the floor"

Snuggles up .

Any chance of a digestive parider ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And notice a sly little wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like the sofas are full I'll sit at Dirtyeyes feet .....

Where I belong ..........lol

JJ x

Nah, there's plenty of room

no one puts dirtys friends on the floor

Snuggles up .

Any chance of a digestive parider ?"

Southern chappie has the biscuits, now we need a good DVD

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"And notice a sly little wink

Sorry about that didn't realise my skirt had rode up .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers "

And making sure your hand lingers

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

nothing better than a welcoming party to a newbie, all spraeled over sofas and drinking tea - what a nice bunch you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers"

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

make our own home movie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"nothing better than a welcoming party to a newbie, all spraeled over sofas and drinking tea - what a nice bunch you are"

Welcome newbie, what biscuits did you bring.

And Jo, pull that skirt down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

Passes her the toast

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

right .... who's got the hobnobs??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make our own home movie?"

Noooo we gotta watch a cheesy movie whilst drinking yea and dunking biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

Passes her the toast

grabs the remote and whispers in her ear. sod the movie lets go upstairs and make something really hot and wet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs?? "

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

Passes her the toast

grabs the remote and whispers in her ear. sod the movie lets go upstairs and make something really hot and wet?

And whispers back, good things come to those that wait

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

ooh mainly finger biscuits and a couple of jammy todgers

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"make our own home movie?

Noooo we gotta watch a cheesy movie whilst drinking yea and dunking biscuits"

whips out dvd ... three men and a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make our own home movie?

Noooo we gotta watch a cheesy movie whilst drinking yea and dunking biscuits

whips out dvd ... three men and a baby"

You got the title wrong, it's three men and a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

Passes her the toast

grabs the remote and whispers in her ear. sod the movie lets go upstairs and make something really hot and wet?

And whispers back, good things come to those that wait

snuggles up and waits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

Passes her the toast

grabs the remote and whispers in her ear. sod the movie lets go upstairs and make something really hot and wet?

And whispers back, good things come to those that wait

snuggles up and waits

Whilst having a fumble under the duvet that I'm snuggled up under

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please"

And bromide in his tea ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And notice a sly little wink

hands the cup over making sure my hand goes over hers

And making sure your hand lingers

reaches forward to place a delicate kiss on her lips, while the other hand

Passes her the toast

grabs the remote and whispers in her ear. sod the movie lets go upstairs and make something really hot and wet?

And whispers back, good things come to those that wait

snuggles up and waits

Whilst having a fumble under the duvet that I'm snuggled up under

mmmmm hello

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"make our own home movie?

Noooo we gotta watch a cheesy movie whilst drinking yea and dunking biscuits

whips out dvd ... three men and a baby

You got the title wrong, it's three men and a lady

sits in the corner with the hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol"

Tut tut Jo, this is more an episode of friends "friends that swing" (oops I did a smoocher) lol

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

can i have a nibble too _enith?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"make our own home movie?

Noooo we gotta watch a cheesy movie whilst drinking yea and dunking biscuits

whips out dvd ... three men and a baby

You got the title wrong, it's three men and a lady

sits in the corner with the hobnobs

No no no there's plenty of room, move up Kev, let _enith in

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"can i have a nibble too _enith?"

only a little one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol"

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted....."

Good job, or Hoover may be passed your way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes"

Drink that tea before it gets cold

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

Good job, or Hoover may be passed your way lol"

shouldnt be an issue - always ensure 100% attention given so nothing missed

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted....."

helps if you dunk .... makes it soft

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

helps if you dunk .... makes it soft

not what any of us would want!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

helps if you dunk .... makes it soft

Just don't drip on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

helps if you dunk .... makes it soft

you could always ensure that isnt the case, plenty to go around!

Just don't drip on the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all "

come upstairs and find out.

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Hope it doesn't involve the hoover

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

helps if you dunk .... makes it soft

Just don't drip on the sofa

oh don't worry about drips ... I suck after a dunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hope it doesn't involve the hoover "

Mmm what mischief could we do with a hoover

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"can i have a nibble too _enith?

only a little one

ill make sure theres no crumbs getting anywhere unwanted.....

helps if you dunk .... makes it soft

i find knowing that very comforting, question is, how many dunks before the drips?

Just don't drip on the sofa

oh don't worry about drips ... I suck after a dunk

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

i find knowing that very comforting, question is, how many dunks before the drips?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i find knowing that very comforting, question is, how many dunks before the drips?"

How many dunks would be needed

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"i find knowing that very comforting, question is, how many dunks before the drips?"

oh it varies

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"i find knowing that very comforting, question is, how many dunks before the drips?

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i find knowing that very comforting, question is, how many dunks before the drips?

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute"

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk"

Do you like to lick after a dunk

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk "

thats the best part, no crumbs left - how do you like yours?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk "

I personally trhink it adds to the taste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

I personally trhink it adds to the taste"

Can tell a lot from the lick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

thats the best part, no crumbs left - how do you like yours?"

I like to suck the dunk

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By *eretakenWoman
over a year ago

ringwood near bournemouth

Mmm love giving coffee bjs

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

I personally trhink it adds to the taste

Can tell a lot from the lick"

I have been known to lick after it's been dunked in someone elses tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmm love giving coffee bjs

Put kettle on parider we have another guest, welcome, sit down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

I personally trhink it adds to the taste

Can tell a lot from the lick

I have been known to lick after it's been dunked in someone elses tea "

Other people's tea always tastes better

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

all this dunking is making me thirsty and hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"all this dunking is making me thirsty and hungry"

Go put the kettle on, whilst its on, pop the shop for chocolates and more dunking biscuits

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

I personally trhink it adds to the taste

Can tell a lot from the lick

I have been known to lick after it's been dunked in someone elses tea

Other people's tea always tastes better

I had a friend I think she had cream in hers as I could taste it after he'd dunked his biscuit in her tea ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

I personally trhink it adds to the taste

Can tell a lot from the lick

I have been known to lick after it's been dunked in someone elses tea

Other people's tea always tastes better

I had a friend I think she had cream in hers as I could taste it after he'd dunked his biscuit in her tea ...."

He made her the wrong drink, it's coffee with cream;)

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"all this dunking is making me thirsty and hungry

Go put the kettle on, whilst its on, pop the shop for chocolates and more dunking biscuits

loving the idea of a selection, whats teh best dunkable or lickable?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

How many dunks would be needed

love dunking till the very last minute

Do you like to dunk the tip, or dunk the whole biscuit

prefer tip around edges at first then a slow dunk

Do you like to lick after a dunk

I personally trhink it adds to the taste

Can tell a lot from the lick

I have been known to lick after it's been dunked in someone elses tea

Other people's tea always tastes better

Didn't think you drank out of other womens cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)"

just you.

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By *eretakenWoman
over a year ago

ringwood near bournemouth

Think par has fallen asleep under duvet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think par has fallen asleep under duvet"

Not to worry, southern has now been tasked as coffee maker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs."

make sure you tell work you wont be able to make the rest of the week.

possibly next monday

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs."

how many need serving?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

make sure you tell work you wont be able to make the rest of the week.

possibly next monday

Oooh that's some stamina, southern hurry up with those supplies, think I may need them, have energy to burn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

how many need serving?"

Give everyone a top up, stick a new film on, be a good boy and look after the guests, I may be otherwised engaged for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm spitting feathers over here ......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i'm spitting feathers over here ...... "

Chop chop Southern, new guest and he thirsty

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

I'm happy just found £1.08 down the back of the sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm happy just found £1.08 down the back of the sofa

Only £1.08, with all the bums on the sofa, thought more change than that would slip out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered where that had gone......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......"

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

I'm more than willing to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

I'm more than willing to share "

mmm I like a sharer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?"

We will share it with you, 3 ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

I'm more than willing to share

mmm I like a sharer

54p each then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

make sure you tell work you wont be able to make the rest of the week.

possibly next monday

Oooh that's some stamina, southern hurry up with those supplies, think I may need them, have energy to burn"

dont worry i'll be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any snacks going with the cuppa of tea?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

make sure you tell work you wont be able to make the rest of the week.

possibly next monday

Oooh that's some stamina, southern hurry up with those supplies, think I may need them, have energy to burn

dont worry i'll be fine

The chocolates for me, I think energy is required if your keeping me in bed for 4 days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any snacks going with the cuppa of tea? "

yep, hob nobs, digestives, chocolate fingers and southerns been sent to the shop to fetch chocolates

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

I'm more than willing to share

mmm I like a sharer

54p each then??

Sharing with Jo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any snacks going with the cuppa of tea? "

We've got £1.08 to get some snacks so don't worry!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

We will share it with you, 3 ways

More if your going to help Dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

We will share it with you, 3 ways

More if your going to help Dirty

Im always happy to lend a hand

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

We will share it with you, 3 ways

More if your going to help Dirty

Im always happy to lend a hand

Just seen the shopping list sounds like theres a lot of fingers invovled ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

make sure you tell work you wont be able to make the rest of the week.

possibly next monday

Oooh that's some stamina, southern hurry up with those supplies, think I may need them, have energy to burn

dont worry i'll be fine

The chocolates for me, I think energy is required if your keeping me in bed for 4 days"

depends on if im finished with you or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"right .... who's got the hobnobs??

Sit down, plenty of room, southern chappie give _enith a biscuit please

And bromide in his tea ....lol

havnt touched my tea yet. to busy feeling some curves and looking into someones eyes

Drink that tea before it gets cold

wasnt really interested in the tea, i bet something else i have in mind tastes even better

And what tasty delight have you got to offer to us all

come upstairs and find out.

Who me, or are you inviting us all ( my beds not big lol)

just you.

You got to make our new guest a coffee first, be rude not to make sure they are watered whilst we sneak upstairs.

make sure you tell work you wont be able to make the rest of the week.

possibly next monday

Oooh that's some stamina, southern hurry up with those supplies, think I may need them, have energy to burn

dont worry i'll be fine

The chocolates for me, I think energy is required if your keeping me in bed for 4 days

depends on if im finished with you or not

What are you going to do to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me thinks Southern has taken the money and ran.....Either that or he's gone to India to get the tea! I'm choking on feathers now not just spitting!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

We will share it with you, 3 ways

More if your going to help Dirty

Im always happy to lend a hand

Just seen the shopping list sounds like theres a lot of fingers invovled ..."

How many fingers do you think we will need

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me thinks Southern has taken the money and ran.....Either that or he's gone to India to get the tea! I'm choking on feathers now not just spitting!...

Fear not, parider is back, he'll make a brew

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

We will share it with you, 3 ways

More if your going to help Dirty

Im always happy to lend a hand

Just seen the shopping list sounds like theres a lot of fingers invovled ...

How many fingers do you think we will need

Fistful ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered where that had gone......

Finders keepers, but if you ask Jo nicely, she might slip it back in your pocket

yeah, but what about the £1.08 ?

We will share it with you, 3 ways

More if your going to help Dirty

Im always happy to lend a hand

Just seen the shopping list sounds like theres a lot of fingers invovled ...

How many fingers do you think we will need

Fistful ?"

now how does that go, a fistful of.... no wait wrong song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any snacks going with the cuppa of tea?

We've got £1.08 to get some snacks so don't worry!

Wow!! What can we buy with £1.08p ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5 fingers of fudge with 8p change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Warning to the boys , we now have hotter tea so be careful when you dunk we dont want anything dropping into our cups

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Warning to the boys , we now have hotter tea so be careful when you dunk we dont want anything dropping into our cups "

The tea is positively steamy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

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over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

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over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat....."

What if we all want the treat

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat"

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

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over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat"

I've got enough treats to go round so don't worry.(opens up a can of red bull)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted"

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?"

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced...."

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin"

kettle is on - only pre dunken biscuits avail im afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin"

That's appropriate...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked "

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin

That's appropriate...

Do you need a cheery popping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin

kettle is on - only pre dunken biscuits avail im afraid"

Pre sunken where, I don't suck just anywhere

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin

kettle is on - only pre dunken biscuits avail im afraid"

Well while I wait I'll suck on a pre dunked buscuit , might still be able to get a bit of tea out of it

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"out biscuits and treats down shops! gutted

Thank God you're back Southern. I'm gasping. I was promised a brew sometime last year but it still hasnt surfaced....

Yeah, make him a tea please, so the fun can begin, sorted a new film, the 40 year virgin

That's appropriate...

Do you need a cheery popping"

im sitting down, teas done - take a sip

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea"

If he still wants buscuits afterwards he can have whatevers left in my cup at the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea"

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea"

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

i think its dunking hour!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?"

Oh yes, but strip him first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

(passes tie to dirty....)

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

Oh yes, but strip him first

Sorry didn't think about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

Oh yes, but strip him first

Sorry didn't think about that

Now southern, no getting hard whilst tied baked to the chair, or more punishment will be extracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair "

good. i'm chief dunker!

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Shall we toss for it Dirty ?

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

Oh yes, but strip him first

Sorry didn't think about that

Now southern, no getting hard whilst tied baked to the chair, or more punishment will be extracted

depends on what happens in front of me i guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Your chief finger and thumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

Oh yes, but strip him first

Sorry didn't think about that

Now southern, no getting hard whilst tied baked to the chair, or more punishment will be extracted

depends on what happens in front of me i guess"

Your punishment is not to get hard, or you won't be rewarded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Shall we toss for it Dirty ?"

I say heads, parider has fallen asleep, let's give him a make over

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

Oh yes, but strip him first

Sorry didn't think about that

Now southern, no getting hard whilst tied baked to the chair, or more punishment will be extracted

depends on what happens in front of me i guess

Your punishment is not to get hard, or you won't be rewarded

closes eyes thinking *maggie thatcher maggie thatcher*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger and thumb at the ready....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Shall we toss for it Dirty ?

I say heads, parider has fallen asleep, let's give him a make over

Got any hair removal cream ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Maybe southern will like the idea too, he's sitting down ready, single pass me your tie, Jo, tie southern up

will do , shall I tie his ankles too ?

Oh yes, but strip him first

Sorry didn't think about that

Now southern, no getting hard whilst tied baked to the chair, or more punishment will be extracted

depends on what happens in front of me i guess

Your punishment is not to get hard, or you won't be rewarded

closes eyes thinking *maggie thatcher maggie thatcher*"

Eyes open - that's cheating

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Shall we toss for it Dirty ?

I say heads, parider has fallen asleep, let's give him a make over

Got any hair removal cream ?"

I'm sure there's some magic powder and veet in the bathroom.

Who one the toss, single is ready to pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Shall we toss for it Dirty ?

I say heads, parider has fallen asleep, let's give him a make over

Got any hair removal cream ?"

I've got some magic powder....

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

All that for a cupa????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh a newcomer to the party, welcome exoddusx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A finger and thumb is just enough to give the girl a treat.....

But which girl gets the treat

That would depend on which girl wants the treat.....

What if we all want the treat

Is it only you and me left dirty ?

Parider is here, southerns back (empty handed - think punishment is required) and single is gonna treat us both

Maybe we could make him dunk after one of the other two have dunked

Or tie him to a chair and make him watch all the dunking

liking that idea

Let me have my tea first!! Cheers Southern. Do i get too dunk later?

Yes unless you want tying to the chair

good. i'm chief dunker!

Shall we toss for it Dirty ?

I say heads, parider has fallen asleep, let's give him a make over

Got any hair removal cream ?

I've got some magic powder...."

Poor parider, promised 4 days fun instead got a .....,

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Dirty could you give me a hand unwrapping ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunker, ready?

Dunker: Ready!

Dirty and Jo ready?......

( as in gladiators )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty could you give me a hand unwrapping ?"

Of course I can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunker, ready?

Dunker: Ready!

Dirty and Jo ready?......

( as in gladiators )"

We are ready, are you ....

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

"Dirty could you give me a hand unwrapping ?

Of course I can"

I'm ready just to unwrap Dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty could you give me a hand unwrapping ?

Of course I can

I'm ready just to unwrap Dirty

Stands in front of a mirror watching the unwrap.

Your eyes better be open southern ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunker, ready?

Dunker: Ready!

Dirty and Jo ready?......

( as in gladiators )

We are ready, are you ...."

All primed and ready to go.... Let dunking commence..

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Own up who dipped in my cup while I was unwrapping Dirty ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunker, ready?

Dunker: Ready!

Dirty and Jo ready?......

( as in gladiators )

We are ready, are you ....

All primed and ready to go.... Let dunking commence.."

Don't you need wrapping ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(gets his jammy dodger out)

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