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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

If mammals grow hair and produce milk

Does this make a coconut a mammal

What about you

Why don’t Jedi just use the force to switch off their opponents light sabres

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun fact....the platypus produces both eggs and milk. It's the only animal in the world that can make its own custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you have finger tips but not toe tips, yet you can tip toe but not tip finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it called a cargo when you transport it by ship, but a shipment when you transport it by car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does nobody ever believe you when you say you’re not sat on the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Man Bat bit Batman, would he turn into Man Bat Man, or Bat Man Bat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me - before coffee. Actually, after coffee too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?"

You don't....you fry bacon, you bloody heathen

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Don’t you dare sounds normal but

Do not you dare sounds wrong

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If vegetarians eat vegetables..... what do humanitarians eat

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Would a candle shop smell nice if it burnt down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

You don't....you fry bacon, you bloody heathen

I haven’t even got any bacon

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

If vegetable oil comes from veg

And peanut oil comes from peanuts

Where does baby oil come from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would a candle shop smell nice if it burnt down"

I almost burned my house down with candles once and it smelled like a barbecue for weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Man Bat bit Batman, would he turn into Man Bat Man, or Bat Man Bat? "

More to the point is Batmans'butler also his Batman? If so who is Batmans' Batmans' Batman?

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Why does WWW. take longer to say than world wide web.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does nobody ever believe you when you say you’re not sat on the remote "

Coz generally you say you aren’t , but you actually are and don’t realise it x

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Peeps who eat with their right hand but put a fork in their left hand.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Concrete and glass are mainly made from sand

So are skyscrapers giant sandcastles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fun fact....the platypus produces both eggs and milk. It's the only animal in the world that can make its own custard "

Well... apart from the Echidna. They are egg laying mammals too that also lactate to feed their young. But they and the Platypus are the only ones.

PS - Male Echidnas have a 4 headed penis too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t you dare sounds normal but

Do not you dare sounds wrong"

It would sound normal if Yoda was saying it

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Our belly button is really just our old mouth

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

What if I’ve eaten an egg from a chicken I’ve also eaten

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If shepherds watched their flocks by night...

in December...

did they have night vision goggles

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Fun fact....the platypus produces both eggs and milk. It's the only animal in the world that can make its own custard "
,,, where does the platypus get the cornflour and the caster sugar??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do they call French kissing in France?

Where F&B when you need him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are fried eggs and fried chicken technically the same food, just at different stages of life?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"What do they call French kissing in France?

Where F&B when you need him"

Le baiser français

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

What do the Chinese call their best plates

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

in the song"BLACK MAGIC WOMAN" is she a black woman who can do magic or a woman who can do black magic ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are fried eggs and fried chicken technically the same food, just at different stages of life?"

Is a chicken omelette the circle of life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do they call French kissing in France?

Where F&B when you need him"

Galocher

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There is a word that is spelt incorrectly in every dictionary ever produced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order"

Who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Why do cows have hooves is it because they Lactose

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Why do you have finger tips but not toe tips, yet you can tip toe but not tip finger "

Why is a toe ring called a toe ring and a nose ring called a nose ring, but a finger ring just called a ring?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Does a straw have one hole or two

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

You don't....you fry bacon, you bloody heathen

You could grill it....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is almond milk called that because "nut juice" wouldn't sell as well?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Does a straw have one hole or two"

And on that note.....since an object can travel from a human mouth all the way through a body to an arsehole.....

Are people just giant human straws?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

When you swim underwater yiu actually swim above water as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does a straw have one hole or two

And on that note.....since an object can travel from a human mouth all the way through a body to an arsehole.....

Are people just giant human straws?

With that squiggly twisty bit in the middle like a fancy kids straw

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