FabSwingers.com forum: Nora’s secret service F&B edition

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Want to apologise because you’ve cheated at a game chess with anal beads in your ass ?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment Or try to get your cock in her/his ass?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted.

Your secrets are safe with me and my Excel sheet.

I promise I will not add anything weird to the original message. (Yes, sure !)

However, they will be REAL messages and FAKE ones, your job is to find out which one is real, which one is fake.

No one will be left behind even the ones who never get mentioned !

Vive le cul sec

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We're most definitely in

happy to play postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you tell Yummycouple21 that their phone emoji do not work on fab. That’s why they have the word ‘amp’ on their profile heading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell Tempting twosome 2 that my throbbing accumulation of rigid masculinity would like to do their chocolate hotdog hallways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A message from a guy who shits a lot :

Have a mighty shit each morning before you make any decisions

Dumping the partner take a mighty shit first

Quitting the job have a mighty shit

Before you make any decisions have a mighty shit

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Can you tell Yummycouple21 that their phone emoji do not work on fab. That’s why they have the word ‘amp’ on their profile heading"
that is probably the best thing we've ever received on here... I've genuinely wondered why it was like that and have now corrected it

thank you so much mysterious stranger

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you tell Yummycouple21 that their phone emoji do not work on fab. That’s why they have the word ‘amp’ on their profile heading that is probably the best thing we've ever received on here... I've genuinely wondered why it was like that and have now corrected it

thank you so much mysterious stranger

This person told me that nothing is free on here and his balls need emptying.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ha, I'm up for this. Love how faithful you are to the original.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi dude ,

Could tell sweetcheery that her puckered love cave could do with my yogurt canon in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi dude ,

Could tell sweetcheery that her puckered love cave could do with my yogurt canon in it. "

Such a romantic gentleman

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh go on then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could tell MrMonkey that I know we had a bad start but I am willing to start again if I can suck on his bologna tombstone again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please tell Meli that her big spongy chocolatey mountains makes my div throbbing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ask PreyToTheFairies if I can see her face ?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'll risk playing, even though I'm terribly shy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Ask PreyToTheFairies if I can see her face ? "

Well it's not going public, so they'd have to ask directly I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell the lurkers that the poster under will suck on their batons.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"A message from a guy who shits a lot :

Have a mighty shit each morning before you make any decisions

Dumping the partner take a mighty shit first

Quitting the job have a mighty shit

Before you make any decisions have a mighty shit"

This is excellent advice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Rickshawed or Rickintheshed I never know that I’d love to spread my custard cream all over the entrance of her HH aka Hershey Highway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi F&B,

Could you tell JulieAndBeef that they both have lovely belly buttons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi you, tell Red-Panda that I would to destroy her rectal capsule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In……. Do your worst F & B

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell mellrose that I am sorry that her anal fortress smells like shit when she eats too much beans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell _orbidden east that his prostate-stabbing sword of love can invade my assular region anytime.

Signed : Melrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi you, tell Red-Panda that I would to destroy her rectal capsule

Tell F&B it's never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi you, tell Red-Panda that I would to destroy her rectal capsule

Tell F&B it's never going to happen

That person said : it wasn’t F&B but a guy with 2 inch nuclear missile of pleasure

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Tell Rickshawed or Rickintheshed I never know that I’d love to spread my custard cream all over the entrance of her HH aka Hershey Highway"

Oh mysterious admirer, you paint a beautiful picture with your gentle words

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I'm in! Never played the F&B edition of this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi you, tell Red-Panda that I would to destroy her rectal capsule

Tell F&B it's never going to happen

That person said : it wasn’t F&B but a guy with 2 inch nuclear missile of pleasure"

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't trust you one bit my petit fleur!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Hi F&B,

Could you tell JulieAndBeef that they both have lovely belly buttons. "

Why thank you secret messager. Beef's is like a little dish whereas mine is a narrow cave. They are both fluff-free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening, I haven’t been on forums for a while. Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A message from a guy who shits a lot :

Have a mighty shit each morning before you make any decisions

Dumping the partner take a mighty shit first

Quitting the job have a mighty shit

Before you make any decisions have a mighty shit"

help me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a message in my box, F&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Daisy179 that the only thing I’d like to stimulate is her wrap pipe with my 3 inch organ impaler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Testarossa qu’elle n’a pas besoin de me faire confiance car je ne fais même pas confiance moi même

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could tell AJ2388 that he looks better than AJ2387

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

DeeplyDippy9 The way your hold your phone made me touch my muscle of love while thinking about you scissoring Céline Dion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DeeplyDippy9 The way your hold your phone made me touch my muscle of love while thinking about you scissoring Céline Dion. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell Harlot O Scara that I’d love to release gently my baby batter into her catacombs of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Harlot O Scara that I’d love to release gently my baby batter into her catacombs of chocolate. "

So poetic

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

In and an available to play postie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Wesley that his uncut protein canon can caress my throat anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Harlot O Scara that I’d love to release gently my baby batter into her catacombs of chocolate.

So poetic "

F&B is my mentor

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Could you tell Daisy179 that the only thing I’d like to stimulate is her wrap pipe with my 3 inch organ impaler"

A whole 3 inches all for me!!

organ impaler would make a good username on here btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell David that since I saw him around the forums 3 years ago I can’t help to fantasise about what his gaying instrument could do to my gay man’s nemesis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very long time since I have posted....go on then. F x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Testarossa qu’elle n’a pas besoin de me faire confiance car je ne fais même pas confiance moi même "

Swoon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell SassyFox that I don’t who they are but I’d certainly love to hide my perverse pecker into one of their rusty bullet holes and seek for some corns x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell SassyFox that I don’t who they are but I’d certainly love to hide my perverse pecker into one of their rusty bullet holes and seek for some corns x "

How could I refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could tell AJ2388 that he looks better than AJ2387 "

Haha I always like to got one better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha, I'm up for this. Love how faithful you are to the original."

Fake one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in! Never played the F&B edition of this before"

Real one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In and an available to play postie

Tough one. Real, I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B is my mentor

Definitely fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piece of piss this game.

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

We're in

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I think he’s broken down again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm telling it to no one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Tempting twosome 2 that my throbbing accumulation of rigid masculinity would like to do their chocolate hotdog hallways

Both of ours? Uhm, well.. I mean OK.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

This is for red for danger, can i bum your dry sac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in x

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tinder

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Go on then...this could be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is for red for danger, can i bum your dry sac

Is red into this and what is a dry sack?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell _orbidden east that his prostate-stabbing sword of love can invade my assular region anytime.

Signed : Melrose "

Ffs

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

This just in from a friend…

To the thread I’m starting I’ve signalled a passion police to try start my Kia and will return to zee thread after the celine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This just in from a friend…

To the thread I’m starting I’ve signalled a passion police to try start my Kia and will return to zee thread after the celine.

Real one.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m in for this been a while

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

May one participate?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm in

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Message for just Pete’s shadow.

Is that a radiator on your wall or are you just pleased to see Pete?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

In.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you please tell Henriette and Sam that they look like a very sexy couple and I appreciate a good fluffy pair of socks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell _rystalsswing that if I come to say hi because I am interested in fucking her fudge factory with my throbbing equine womanrod. But have no fear because discretion is paramount and will be given.

After all, I am a professional.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Henriette and sam.

Sorry if I have pissed in one of your holes the other day.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Bit late but count us in.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Wonko the...

Despite your resistance to be part of the clique. We all know that you are the manager of the clique

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for macky999 from red from danper it won’t be dry long as I had a spicy curry yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you tell Funandflirtyxxx123 that she had a good rack on her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for DJones1983 : the way you hold that door-frame with your floppy urine rod dangling in the fresh breeze of Liverpool, left my corporate loophole moist and damp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for just Pete’s shadow.

Is that a radiator on your wall or are you just pleased to see Pete?"

Definitely fake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Tinder_and_the_Beard :

I would love to insert my love hose well into your left nostril, holding the right nostril closed and release my tadpole yogurt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweetkitten65 Your puckered mouth reminds that my pleasure popsicle needs sucking !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fab turned me grey Your new tattoo is great and gave me a lob on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Tasty tatsy;

You have the most tastiest cock on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for Tasty tatsy;

You have the most tastiest cock on fab. "

Well sorry, that person told me actually Just Pete holds that title cause his bollocks are hanging low.

But you are second for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chunky gent, Piscean_dream told me that he wants to do you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Piscean_dream, _hunky gent told me to tell that he isn’t interested

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A gent asked me to tell Mocha and caramel Id like to gag you both and put my hand up both your anuses and create a live action punch and judy show

Thats the way to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gentleman Jay I love the way you dress

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Matty Your uncut cock is divine

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By *MattyMan
over a year ago

Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon

"Matty Your uncut cock is divine "

why thank you secret person you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A gent asked me to tell Mocha and caramel Id like to gag you both and put my hand up both your anuses and create a live action punch and judy show

Thats the way to do it. "

F&B - genius

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'm in

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Could you please tell Henriette and Sam that they look like a very sexy couple and I appreciate a good fluffy pair of socks "

Thank you mysterious person.

We do like socks.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Message for Henriette and sam.

Sorry if I have pissed in one of your holes the other day. "

It’s fine.

I small price to pay for baguettes

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Chunky gent, Piscean_dream told me that he wants to do you x "

You're bored today aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"A gent asked me to tell Mocha and caramel Id like to gag you both and put my hand up both your anuses and create a live action punch and judy show

Thats the way to do it. "

This made me laugh too hard

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Sweetkitten65 Your puckered mouth reminds that my pleasure popsicle needs sucking ! "

Oooooh a Popsicle

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still happening? If so, in!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"This is for red for danger, can i bum your dry sac

Is red into this and what is a dry sack?"
you know the things they put sand in to hold road signs down

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

I’m in

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bored at work

So in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Message for Tinder_and_the_Beard :

I would love to insert my love hose well into your left nostril, holding the right nostril closed and release my tadpole yogurt. "

Oooh my favourite

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is for red for danger, can i bum your dry sac

didn’t even know I’d joined this one

sure, but can it be tomorrow when I feel semi normal again?

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By *tag84Man
over a year ago

Whitehaven

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In (ninja)

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I’d like to play please and more than happy to play postie as well

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"I’d like to play please and more than happy to play postie as well "
you have to get up early to be a postie

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By *Jones1983Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Message for DJones1983 : the way you hold that door-frame with your floppy urine rod dangling in the fresh breeze of Liverpool, left my corporate loophole moist and damp. "

Well tell me more in private if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could somebody ask 'Henriette and sam' and 'OrdinaryFemale' to sit on my face whilst I'm blindfolded.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In. better than watching the rugby at the mo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone on the thread let me know if Fabulous and Bearded is still on Fab, I haven't seen him around for years.

Miss that guy, he was soooo funny.

If anyone has seen him around, please let him know, it might have been 5 years, but I'm still waiting for him in Amsterdam. Sorry, but I didn't know what time.

Winston

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By *elle and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch

Definitely in!

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

I'm in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

please tell red for danger that I’m sorry I’ve only just discovered her profile but her pictures have made me smile in a way, that I’ve smiled in a long while so thank you

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Happy to play if we're still going

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

please tell invincible girl that her pictures are awesome

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Bella and James,

We need to get the girls together in their red dresses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have another little dabble

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"please tell red for danger that I’m sorry I’ve only just discovered her profile but her pictures have made me smile in a way, that I’ve smiled in a long while so thank you"

Awww

That has in turn, made me smile also. No mean feat, on a ‘delicate day’

thank you x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *rystalsswingCouple
over a year ago

Galway / Midlands / West

"Could you tell _rystalsswing that if I come to say hi because I am interested in fucking her fudge factory with my throbbing equine womanrod. But have no fear because discretion is paramount and will be given.

After all, I am a professional.

Good for you!

What's your profession? Bellend maybe

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Chunky gent, Piscean_dream told me that he wants to do you x

You're bored today aren't you?

Even more bored than us.

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