FabSwingers.com forum: What's the quickest way you can tell someone is from Manchester

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rickets

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetherfield tan

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ask them for a glass of vimto

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Six fingers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be holding a balloon

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll be drinking pints of Boddingtons

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bee tattoo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'll be drinking pints of Boddingtons"

That reminds me Melanie Sykes thank you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

twelve toes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

We are clean, well dressed, intelligent and down to earth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna fuck them.

It's the accent!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

We are all United fans if you want to meet a City fan you have to get the train to Stockport

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask them if they're from Liverpool

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I wanna fuck them.

It's the accent! "

Alright Luv, your Mint, do you fancy a brew?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xKXKQADfGvM

This Manchester quite possibly the greatest place on Earth!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna fuck them.

It's the accent! "

Why are you mithered ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have just kicked the crap out of a Liverpudlian

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"We are clean, well dressed, intelligent and down to earth "

They'll tell you how good people from Manchester are

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

They’ll tell you within three seconds of meeting them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They’ll tell you within three seconds of meeting them."

Ouch our kid.......?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They will be wearing a Salford city scarf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You alright our kid?

The symbolism behind a simple bee.

You've met someone from Corrie.

What's for tea?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"We are clean, well dressed, intelligent and down to earth

They'll tell you how good people from Manchester are

Yep lol we are not lying though

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You alright our kid?

The symbolism behind a simple bee.

You've met someone from Corrie.

What's for tea?

Top Banana!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Liam Gallagher walk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Persona and hair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

If in Piccadilly gardens its when they ask if you want to buy a lawn mower or a telly.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every family member is referred to with the prefix 'our' (pronounced 'Ar')

Our kid

Our Brenda

Our David

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They tremble with fear at the thought of facing Newcastle in the Carabou Cup Final

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

They know who said

"Manchester has got everything except a beach"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Persona and hair "

Says the shell suit permed hair scouser!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They support Manchester City...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They tremble with fear at the thought of facing Newcastle in the Carabou Cup Final

I did giggle at this.......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They support Manchester City..."

Dont you mean 'Citeh'?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They support Manchester City...

Dont you mean 'Citeh'?"

Actually it’s Ciddy

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chip barm

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are game as f*ck just like scousers are…..not like all the southern fairies that just don’t have the minerals

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Their sexy accent.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're usually red, but the 'orrible ones are blue

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elle and JamesCouple
over a year ago

Hornchurch

They like to luke at bukes, typically about cuke-ing.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Soft southerners

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Ask their address

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

They walk with a limp and usually have their socks tucked into their trackie bottoms.

The mr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"Ask them for a glass of vimto"

You mean vimPto?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

"They will be wearing a Salford city scarf "

Salford isn't Manchester

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"The Liam Gallagher walk"
often described as a monkey walking with a full wet diaper

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'll be wearing a 90s Parker coat ,sunglasses singing wonderwall

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Aren't they the ones permanently carrying an umbrella ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know but the quickest way to tell that they aren’t from Manchester is if they support Manchester United.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Aren't they the ones permanently carrying an umbrella ?

It's always too windy there for umbrellas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aked2sumCouple
over a year ago

local

"They tremble with fear at the thought of facing Newcastle in the Carabou Cup Final

Chances are most of them will be from London closely followed by Ireland

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Aren't they the ones permanently carrying an umbrella ?

It's always too windy there for umbrellas"

Very good point ! They are wearing kagools then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

If they can acquire a Mac-10 in under 3mins, chances are they live in Manchester.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"They walk with a limp and usually have their socks tucked into their trackie bottoms.

The mr "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know but the quickest way to tell that they aren’t from Manchester is if they support Manchester United."

It’s Saturday should not all Toon Raiders be attending the public lashing at the top of Grainger St...............

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They support Manchester City...

Dont you mean 'Citeh'?

Actually it’s Ciddy "

Nah, that sounds Northern Irish

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know but the quickest way to tell that they aren’t from Manchester is if they support Manchester United.

It’s Saturday should not all Toon Raiders be attending the public lashing at the top of Grainger St...............

Saudis have invested in Manchester United since 2008 so you’d know all about that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The call them barms instead if breadcakes. Illiterate Lancashire folk

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know but the quickest way to tell that they aren’t from Manchester is if they support Manchester United.

It’s Saturday should not all Toon Raiders be attending the public lashing at the top of Grainger St...............

Saudis have invested in Manchester United since 2008 so you’d know all about that

So have the Chinese and Russians

But we don’t have Grainger Toon!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The call them barms instead if breadcakes. Illiterate Lancashire folk

Bit harsh Ninja particularly coming from a Dunny where a larger and lime is considered an exotic cocktail!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

So glad I’m not from Manchester but very close to close some times but some good clubs up here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The call them barms instead if breadcakes. Illiterate Lancashire folk

Bit harsh Ninja particularly coming from a Dunny where a larger and lime is considered an exotic cocktail!"

Ha....I'm from the proper side of the pennines, living under a flag if convenience

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They shout at you leaning forward with their hands behind their back.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

They can't say Manchester ... They say Man ches turhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"The call them barms instead if breadcakes. Illiterate Lancashire folk

Bit harsh Ninja particularly coming from a Dunny where a larger and lime is considered an exotic cocktail!

Ha....I'm from the proper side of the pennines, living under a flag if convenience

How to tell someone is from the norf. They can't call a bread roll its correct name.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So glad I’m not from Manchester but very close to close some times but some good clubs up here"

Bolton is close enough to claim to be Manchester

I'd have a rethink.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ingu and The ApeCouple
over a year ago

The Igloo

They will tell you. Usually goes “alright ar kid, I’m from Man ches ter”.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

You can usually hear them five minutes before you see them

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So glad I’m not from Manchester but very close to close some times but some good clubs up here

Bolton is close enough to claim to be Manchester

I'd have a rethink.

Er excuse me, the M61 was built for a reason

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They won’t be wearing a Man U football shirt

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They won’t be wearing a Man U football shirt "

Yawns stretches and sighs

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

They have webbed feet and sound like they just walked off the Corrie set

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *red333Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Meeting them on their front door step in manchester

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have webbed feet and sound like they just walked off the Corrie set"

It’s clear most contributors to this thread are not Mancunians as to the dearth of wit and intellect.

Yawns once again!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love a bit of sunshiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"They have webbed feet and sound like they just walked off the Corrie set

It’s clear most contributors to this thread are not Mancunians as to the dearth of wit and intellect.

Yawns once again!

Having lived with a lady from Manchester for the last 20yrs she says the same thing as I did lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/02/23 22:43:49]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they can acquire a Mac-10 in under 3mins, chances are they live in Manchester."

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Ask them if they are from liverpool.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"So glad I’m not from Manchester but very close to close some times but some good clubs up here

Bolton is close enough to claim to be Manchester

I'd have a rethink.

Will never say I’m from Manchester

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always spot then wearing knockoff clothes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

They will tell you Manchester has the best bands and produced the best music from anywhere the UK and they ain’t lying

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it going

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread