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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I listen to 90smusic all the time, and my favourite era is earth nineties to 96ish so I’m now often listening to tunes that are 30years old. And they sound like they were in the charts yesterday.

What suprises you that time has moved on quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grey hair

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By *ouple2playCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

2000 and the millennium bug was how long ago..!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My youngest child is legally allowed to drive - how did that happen?

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a lot more bald from the rear than I appear from the front and that caught me out. I know.my hairline is on the retreat and the thinning has got worse, but I'm going to have to brave the shave.

Oh and my new car (that I bought when it was a year old) is now 11.

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

forgot what i was going to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel old when I have to get the kids to find stuff on the sky box lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just had to put my date of birth in somewhere. I’m having to scroll back further and further for the year

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

I sit on my balls

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

When I say I’m gonna tape something on Sky Q for later. Like I’m gonna put it on my Betamax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing goes up to 6 times a night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...that the hair on my head is more determined to grow out of my nose and ears, rather than the top of my head

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

My dad turns 70 this year. I remember his 40th birthday party so well. Yet I'll be 39 this year. It's just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I listen to 90smusic all the time, and my favourite era is earth nineties to 96ish so I’m now often listening to tunes that are 30years old. And they sound like they were in the charts yesterday.

What suprises you that time has moved on quickly. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older you are, time goes quicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My grey hair

Yes, I found a grey pubic hair last evening.

It was in a kebab............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You realise the last person ever born in the 20th century is now 23.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissing goes up to 6 times a night

Joking apart bro if that’s a change in your usual rhythm a chat with the doc maybe in order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age.........when everything that works hurts and if it’s not hurting it’s not working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....that i was born closer to the outbreak of WW2, than to the millenium.

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By *hedark_knightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Going out and seeing people that are still in their early 20s in the club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to explain to your grand child who Pink Floyd are........

And have no interest whatsoever in going to see Beyonce

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By *ing-louisMan
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

When I get out of bed and click like the guy from up

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By *lmostInseparableCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked my boy if he likes oasis and he said"the Berry one is alright" wtaf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissing goes up to 6 times a night

Joking apart bro if that’s a change in your usual rhythm a chat with the doc maybe in order? "

It's cool I just use a milk bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My grey hair

Clareclare’s grey hair…

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By *lmostInseparableCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

"I listen to 90smusic all the time, and my favourite era is earth nineties to 96ish so I’m now often listening to tunes that are 30years old. And they sound like they were in the charts yesterday.

What suprises you that time has moved on quickly.

That's because they were in the charts yesterday. The most sampled tunes and lyrics are from the 90's. Nobody knew any of the music from my parents era from the seventies and eighties but guarantee you that this modern generation is listening to rehashed versions of "our" 90's club classics!!!!!"
. All the good stuff is a do over lol. I'm a guitarist of 20 yrs and everything worth listening to is a cover. Gnarls barkley's crazy for example, was done by Petula Clarke. Madcon's Beggin' was a franki vali hit. And the list goes on!

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By *lmostInseparableCouple
over a year ago

Alfreton

"I asked my boy if he likes oasis and he said"the Berry one is alright" wtaf"
Hysterical!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The student nurse comes to do my BP etc. She's younger than my son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"forgot what i was going to say

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"2000 and the millennium bug was how long ago..!?"

It was over half my life ago.

damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On Wednesday I was at the hospital for a camera down my cock and the two nurses were both a good bit younger than my daughter. God I felt old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My youngest child is legally allowed to drive - how did that happen?"

Just like that..wooosh...time flies

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

Mark Twain famously said “Most men are dead at 27, we just bury them at 72.”

Why? Because they stop living and just continue existing. They grow old. They do not merely work to live… they live simply to work. This is why so many die a few years after retirement. I’m 59 this year and grateful for every minute of life. I see my greatest years ahead of me!! Never stop living!! Stay alive!! Never grow “old”!!

Cheers and all the best!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Everything surprises me at how quickly it's moved on. I think back over my life and it's gone so flaming quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the song says " nothing stays the same " .. everyone is getting older everyday . including the teens..when you look forward time seems endless but when you look back on things time it seemed just flew..that's caused it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mark Twain famously said “Most men are dead at 27, we just bury them at 72.”

Cheers and all the best!"

Agrees *sage-y nod*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mark Twain famously said “Most men are dead at 27, we just bury them at 72.”

Cheers and all the best!"

You ..have the perfect attitude... people never grow old when they do the things they love ... people grow old when they STOP doing the things they love .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mark Twain famously said “Most men are dead at 27, we just bury them at 72.”

Cheers and all the best!

Agrees *sage-y nod*"

& "When you stop dreaming, you're dying"

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I have underpants older than some of my young engineers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My face.

My body.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

90s music is far too modern for my liking.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Freddos are no longer 10p!

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

My beard has been around longer than most people on Fab

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By *erlins5Man
over a year ago

South Fife

When my neighbour asks me to keep the noise down while having sex in the morning, when actually I am just putting my socks on

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

I'm only early 30s but when people tell me that Pokémon came out in 1995 and thats 28 years ago, I feel absolutely ancient. Only seems like yesterday.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"Freddos are no longer 10p!

In coop they are a bloody quid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't tie my laces up with out having to sit on a chair

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i listen to 80s. i feel older

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

How do you create a Thread on a Forum??

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"i listen to 80s. i feel older"

I won't listen to anything made after 1996. This so called music of today is utter crap and why they have to insist on taking classic 80s songs and ruining them with a so called 'remix' i don't know. Complete utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...that the hair on my head is more determined to grow out of my nose and ears, rather than the top of my head"

OK...this!!!^^^

What exactly the fuck is going to happen to me in my 40s that nature assumes will require thick black nasal pubes to deal with???

This is an actual question!!! Like, does anyone know???

I'm going at these fuckers with a hedge trimmer 3 days a week!!! Minimum!

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By *irty-grampa1964Man
over a year ago

morecambe heysham northwest lancashire

I think it's unfair single genuine men like myself get tarred the same as the ones who have no respect for people on here making it increasingly difficult for a respectful single verified male with good manners and bundles of respect for others to get some pleasure and have fun I send messages if I don't get replies I move on I don't bombard people with unwanted messages I just wish some folk would scope that person out rather than just condemning him because he's single thank you that's all enjoy life stay safe

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I could legally have a child in their 40s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...that the hair on my head is more determined to grow out of my nose and ears, rather than the top of my head

OK...this!!!^^^

What exactly the fuck is going to happen to me in my 40s that nature assumes will require thick black nasal pubes to deal with???

This is an actual question!!! Like, does anyone know???

I'm going at these fuckers with a hedge trimmer 3 days a week!!! Minimum!"

Not a clue why.

But i know some mornings it looks like Leo Sayer is looking out my ear!!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

When I sat on the floor for so long to play toys with my daughter, that I had to use the sofa to get myself back up again!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"...that the hair on my head is more determined to grow out of my nose and ears, rather than the top of my head

OK...this!!!^^^

What exactly the fuck is going to happen to me in my 40s that nature assumes will require thick black nasal pubes to deal with???

This is an actual question!!! Like, does anyone know???

I'm going at these fuckers with a hedge trimmer 3 days a week!!! Minimum!"

I'm a woman. Since going past age 35, I've started sprouting loads of thick black hairs on my chin, face and neck which have to be plucked constantly

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

This young guy i had doing some labour work never heard of The Prodigy

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I think it's unfair single genuine men like myself get tarred the same as the ones who have no respect for people on here making it increasingly difficult for a respectful single verified male with good manners and bundles of respect for others to get some pleasure and have fun I send messages if I don't get replies I move on I don't bombard people with unwanted messages I just wish some folk would scope that person out rather than just condemning him because he's single thank you that's all enjoy life stay safe "

That makes you feel old?

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

When I realised my suits are older than some of the people I work with.

That hit hard.

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By *aretobstupidCouple
over a year ago

Moray

People born in 2005 can legally buy booze this year

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By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Pissing goes up to 6 times a night

Joking apart bro if that’s a change in your usual rhythm a chat with the doc maybe in order? "

Absolutely.. could be a sign of an enlarged prostate...

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By *ing-louisMan
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

"People born in 2005 can legally buy booze this year

There was no need for this, dick

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

When I explain to younger collegues at work what dial-up internet is... or try and explain what the world was like before SatNav and Google... and all I get from them is this face;

*sigh*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm booking engineers onto site and think 40s is young

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"...that the hair on my head is more determined to grow out of my nose and ears, rather than the top of my head"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realise I'm in my mid-late twenties and when my husband was this age I thought he was old.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

When I get down but struggle to get up again..

Without support..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I sat on the floor for so long to play toys with my daughter, that I had to use the sofa to get myself back up again!

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"This young guy i had doing some labour work never heard of The Prodigy "

To be fair they think utter shite like Stormzy is music.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"When I get down but struggle to get up again..

Without support..

I struggle with that in my 30s. Rheumatism is a bastard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to put my date of birth on a website and keep scrolling ??

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

When I go to the Doctors & they ask about periods then say oh that doesn't apply

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I have to put my date of birth on a website and keep scrolling ??"

I feel your pain

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I’ve just had to put my date of birth in somewhere. I’m having to scroll back further and further for the year

Ha, you should try mine. It's like spinning the wheel of fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cuddly tummy.

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

What makes me think is when you hear a song from your past that you think yeah just a few years ago and they say that songs 30 years old. Makes me realise how old I'm actually getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eldest daughter reminds me she’s officially turning into an adult this year

Mrs

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"My eldest daughter reminds me she’s officially turning into an adult this year

Mrs"

I'm celebrating this right now! Except its my youngest just turned 18! Damn I feel old!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all the children in my childhood films are now 6 foot with a beard.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I want to go out and party all night long but can’t be bothered or feel too tired to do so…

Other than that I feel just matured nicely and not old at all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My eldest daughter reminds me she’s officially turning into an adult this year

Mrs"

My eldest will be 21 in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't recognise the names of any clubs anymore. I sound like my dad now when I speak to young colleagues -"what did it used to be called?...and before that?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get that too with 80s music. I'd say it is my absolute fave, and although I wasn't born until the 90s listening to 80s just brings back so many memories of growing up like it was yesterday. And then you're like fuck, these songs are 40 years old.

But also, my knees. My knees make me feel very old sometimes.

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

You look forward to going to sleep lol

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

"I get that too with 80s music. I'd say it is my absolute fave, and although I wasn't born until the 90s listening to 80s just brings back so many memories of growing up like it was yesterday. And then you're like fuck, these songs are 40 years old.

But also, my knees. My knees make me feel very old sometimes."

Same. Born late 80s and grew up mostly in the 90s, but thanks to my mum and her love of 80s and 70s music (and even a bit of 60s), and playing it to me all the time as a baby and young kid, I also now love that era(s) and get nostalgia from it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2000 and the millennium bug was how long ago..!?"

Prince, and his song ‘gonna part like it’s 1999!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to put my date of birth on a website and keep scrolling ??"

I know right!!!

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

I feel old today it's my birthday am 61 today

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"My grey hair

But them shoes make you look young 30's so sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel old today it's my birthday am 61 today "

Happy birthday dude!!!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My daughter will be the age I was when I married her dad this year

But generally I like to keep a youthful outlook and listen to modern music etc as well as old favourites (80’s for me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My grey hair

But them shoes make you look young 30's so sexy "

Aw fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that my eldest Grandson turns 21 this year,just seems like yesterday he was a baba

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