FabSwingers.com forum: Veg in vag vriidaaays

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wasn't lying. Saying your in, and then take a picture of some veg in you. Good to digest that veg!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Please don't fill my feed with veg pics

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't fill my feed with veg pics

Mrs

It's just your feed you don't want filling with veg?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will batter no parsnips.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Please don't fill my feed with veg pics

Mrs

It's just your feed you don't want filling with veg?

I don't want anything filling with veg thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please don't fill my feed with veg pics

Mrs

It's just your feed you don't want filling with veg?

I don't want anything filling with veg thanks "

I think that's fair

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Lettuce not beet about the bush. This thread’s a terrible idea.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Peas out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a satsuma (i think) on my feed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my bad.. It's not in the vag

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A cucumber and your imagination is as close as I'm getting

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"A cucumber and your imagination is as close as I'm getting

Your gallery really does contain a photo for every occasion. You are SO well prepared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whack some salad on and let's have a kebab

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By *heBlowinsCouple
over a year ago

West Cork

I could've sworn there were four sprouts here before, not three, right? RIGHT??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my bad.. It's not in the vag

I'm actually gonna go ahead and recommend you never try putting a satsuma there as delicious as it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wasn't lying. Saying your in, and then take a picture of some veg in you. Good to digest that veg!

I've just eaten a bag of chips, will a picture of my belly suffice?

Winston

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Vagitarian extremists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my bad.. It's not in the vag

I'm actually gonna go ahead and recommend you never try putting a satsuma there as delicious as it would be

Not me lol.. On my hotlist feed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while. "

I've seen it on the chatrooms already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while.

I've seen it on the chatrooms already

Was that the "extreme" veg woman though as she went to a whole new level ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A satsuma isn't a vegetable!

Disqualification!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Bean there… done that

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

You carrot be serious...

The most I've managed inside is meat and 2 veg

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while. "

All we are saying is

Give peas a chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while.

All we are saying is

Give peas a chance. "

My ex wife was arrested for shoplifting a tin of peache slices.

When it came to sentencing the judge asked how many peach slices were in the tin.

Six. So he sentenced her to six years in prison, one year for every slice.

I said hold on judge, she stole a tin of peas as well.

*I'll get my coat.

Winston

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while.

All we are saying is

Give peas a chance.

My ex wife was arrested for shoplifting a tin of peache slices.

When it came to sentencing the judge asked how many peach slices were in the tin.

Six. So he sentenced her to six years in prison, one year for every slice.

I said hold on judge, she stole a tin of peas as well.

*I'll get my coat.

Winston "

^^ taxi for Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it weird I've never done it

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey big balls you are a wrong un.....

Also, their used to be a lady on here who was an expert at putting ANY sized vegetables in her vagina, but not seen her for a while.

All we are saying is

Give peas a chance.

My ex wife was arrested for shoplifting a tin of peache slices.

When it came to sentencing the judge asked how many peach slices were in the tin.

Six. So he sentenced her to six years in prison, one year for every slice.

I said hold on judge, she stole a tin of peas as well.

*I'll get my coat.

Winston

^^ taxi for Winston, direct to my house

*calls Uber.......

Winston

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Bean there… done that

That's a Turnip for the books

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it weird I've never done it

Miss S x"

No, no it isn't

but there's always today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share! "

Is this a metaphor or did you really fuck a carrot?!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I only have a bag of frozen peas

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I still chuckle thinking back to when a forumite had a video of them fucking themselves in the arse with a cucumber rejected by OF!

Apparently even OF has standards…..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share!

Is this a metaphor or did you really fuck a carrot?!

I had one inserted during my anal training...very nice it was too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share!

Is this a metaphor or did you really fuck a carrot?!

I had one inserted during my anal training...very nice it was too!

Just inserted or fucked with it? Either way it sounds like something I would probably not be able to not watch...

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By *estmids71Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Does it contribute to taking your 5 a day??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about fruit?

Errr asking for a friend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about fruit?

Errr asking for a friend?

What fruits we talkin? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A satsuma isn't a vegetable!

Disqualification!"

They had a courgette and a aubergine up their anus last week... Not at the same time.. That would ruin the ratatouille!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share!

Is this a metaphor or did you really fuck a carrot?!

I had one inserted during my anal training...very nice it was too!

Just inserted or fucked with it? Either way it sounds like something I would probably not be able to not watch...

Was the carrot peeled first or not and was it later used as part of a meal?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"I wasn't lying. Saying your in, and then take a picture of some veg in you. Good to digest that veg!

They are good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about fruit?

Errr asking for a friend?

What fruits we talkin? Asking for a friend

A big Strawberry

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Banana is a fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kaleing out of this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just had a leak. Does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A satsuma isn't a vegetable!

Disqualification!

They had a courgette and a aubergine up their anus last week... Not at the same time.. That would ruin the ratatouille! "

You was right... I can't in-see that video

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Un-see *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share!

Is this a metaphor or did you really fuck a carrot?!

I had one inserted during my anal training...very nice it was too!

Just inserted or fucked with it? Either way it sounds like something I would probably not be able to not watch...

Was the carrot peeled first or not and was it later used as part of a meal? "

I can confirm that it was very much peeled and smooth. Whether he boiled it later on, I have no idea haha. I'll ask him next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was already roughly abused by a carrot this week! Done my share!

Is this a metaphor or did you really fuck a carrot?!

I had one inserted during my anal training...very nice it was too!

Just inserted or fucked with it? Either way it sounds like something I would probably not be able to not watch...

Was the carrot peeled first or not and was it later used as part of a meal?

I can confirm that it was very much peeled and smooth. Whether he boiled it later on, I have no idea haha. I'll ask him next time

Ha ha ha ha ha

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Not in.

Food does not belong in there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not in.

Food does not belong in there."

If it fits, it sits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can buy sex toys ya know?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Nah. Might pop a Creme Egg up there for Easter though.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Nah. Might pop a Creme Egg up there for Easter though. "

For the Easter rabbit?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

For the love of god. No! Please no!

The mr

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Nah. Might pop a Creme Egg up there for Easter though.

For the Easter rabbit? "

Yeah, he only comes once a year, might as well make the most of it.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Not in.

Food does not belong in there.

If it fits, it sits

Christ I'd never get any work done with that mentality.

I'll stick to partners and tentacles thanks Brucey

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"This will batter no parsnips."

Underrated post! I Lycett a lot.

(yeah that was a bit of a stretch, sorry)

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