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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

That’s the number of unread messages waiting in my inbox this morning, I hardly need a PA but it’s nice to have.

How many for you lovely people.

Actually it doesn’t have to be messages on fab, what’s a significant number for you this morning, is it your child’s 4th and a half birthday, the half’s count at that age, or has your dog had 6 puppies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5ive is the name of my fifth favourite band.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 - the number of meetings I have today

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

0 … because my page is hidden

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"5ive is the name of my fifth favourite band."

I dread to think which is your favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got any messages unread as I don't receive that many, so they are easy to keep up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 days is how long I will be enduring the freezing cold in Snowdonia next week running white water rivers in a kayak.

Can’t wait!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"0 … because my page is hidden

What about other numbers. How many beans on your toast this morning, or weetabix in the bowl.

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

76 and how do I apply for a PA?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5ive is the name of my fifth favourite band.

I dread to think which is your favourite.

1. Black Lace

2. Girls@Play

3. A1

4. allSTARS

5. 5ive

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"5 days is how long I will be enduring the freezing cold in Snowdonia next week running white water rivers in a kayak.

Can’t wait! "

Some things are absolutely worth enduring. I’m jealous.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"5ive is the name of my fifth favourite band.

I dread to think which is your favourite.

1. Black Lace

2. Girls@Play

3. A1

4. allSTARS

5. 5ive"

The classics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 ,and 1 was a guy moaning about our age preferences and how it ruins swinging

He is 65 haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 unread and 10 is when i have my video podiatry appointment for personalized insoles.. MAD, right?

Via a video call.

So if someone sees me with my foot in the table... Im not mad. They are. Video appointment.... Dahh.

Morning you all

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"2 ,and 1 was a guy moaning about our age preferences and how it ruins swinging

He is 65 haha "

Us oldies need some loving too.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"4 unread and 10 is when i have my video podiatry appointment for personalized insoles.. MAD, right?

Via a video call.

So if someone sees me with my foot in the table... Im not mad. They are. Video appointment.... Dahh.

Morning you all

That’s some zoom call.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"0"

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm on my last marble....

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm on my last marble...."

What colour is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 but I'm working my way through them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0 unread and 0 read

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"22 but I'm working my way through them

Nice work if you can get it.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

70. The number of hand crafted chocolate truffles I made yesterday.

8. The number of flavours.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"70. The number of hand crafted chocolate truffles I made yesterday.

8. The number of flavours."

Impressive.

6 would be the number of the 70 left if I’d have got near them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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THAT MANY? Wow.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

1 as it’s almost a year since I met someone from here who’s had me smiling among other lovely things ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9....days until my posh cookery course

it was delayed due to civid, so I'm very excited, been waiting ages!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"1 as it’s almost a year since I met someone from here who’s had me smiling among other lovely things ever since

Awww. I love a success story.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

6...sleeps

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Eight hours until I meet some Fabbers for a drink. Maybe two. (Maybe more …)

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Eight hours until I meet some Fabbers for a drink. Maybe two. (Maybe more …)"

Have a great time. Say hello from me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"9....days until my posh cookery course

it was delayed due to civid, so I'm very excited, been waiting ages! "

I’ll look forward to popping round for dinner.

The fab dinner party, now there’s a thread that would descend into chaos.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I'm on my last marble....

What colour is it?"

Red and blue.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The fab dinner party, now there’s a thread that would descend into chaos.

Now hear me out. Let me pitch the show concept. It’s Come Dine With Me, but for swingers. We can call it … Cum Dine With Me.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I'm on my last marble....

What colour is it?

Red and blue. "

My favourite marble.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"The fab dinner party, now there’s a thread that would descend into chaos.

Now hear me out. Let me pitch the show concept. It’s Come Dine With Me, but for swingers. We can call it … Cum Dine With Me."

I’ve always thought couples come dine with me must have a swinger or two in it’s time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 - the amount of hours until I start work

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

47. IYKYK

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only sent you 46.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

574 is how many pounds it cost at the garage after an MOT

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only banged you 46 times

Fixed that for you Fiddles

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"1 as it’s almost a year since I met someone from here who’s had me smiling among other lovely things ever since

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I’ve always thought couples come dine with me must have a swinger or two in it’s time. "

I have a Come Dine With Me story from a past life. Best told over a pint sometime though.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only banged you 46 times

Fixed that for you Fiddles

I prefer your version.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only banged you 46 times

Fixed that for you Fiddles

I prefer your version.

Me too

When’s number 47?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"574 is how many pounds it cost at the garage after an MOT

Ouch

That’s how many pounds it feels like I e put on this winter.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

5, my fifth coffee of the day as I scratch my head and work out a weave pattern harness, which I decided to do with three ropes

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only banged you 46 times

Fixed that for you Fiddles

I prefer your version.

Me too

When’s number 47?

How was that for you.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

Zero, as is most often the case! Hey ho, that's life!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

9! Though one of them is the supporter confirmation thing. In fact that might be a few of them actually...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only banged you 46 times

Fixed that for you Fiddles

I prefer your version.

Me too

When’s number 47?

How was that for you.

I enjoyed all 38 seconds. Thanks

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Mine is currently at zero as I've deleted everything so nice n fresh again

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"47. IYKYK

Hang on, I only banged you 46 times

Fixed that for you Fiddles

I prefer your version.

Me too

When’s number 47?

How was that for you.

I enjoyed all 38 seconds. Thanks

I know I was a bit slow this time. I still fancy you though.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Mine is currently at zero as I've deleted everything so nice n fresh again

You look very fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"9....days until my posh cookery course

it was delayed due to civid, so I'm very excited, been waiting ages!

I’ll look forward to popping round for dinner.

The fab dinner party, now there’s a thread that would descend into chaos.

I'll be too knackered to make dinner

I'll be going down the chippie.. Wonder how much it will cost me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fab dinner party, now there’s a thread that would descend into chaos.

Now hear me out. Let me pitch the show concept. It’s Come Dine With Me, but for swingers. We can call it … Cum Dine With Me."

Oh.. I found my line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fab dinner party, now there’s a thread that would descend into chaos.

Now hear me out. Let me pitch the show concept. It’s Come Dine With Me, but for swingers. We can call it … Cum Dine With Me.

I’ve always thought couples come dine with me must have a swinger or two in it’s time. "

Wouldn't that be called come swing with me?!?

You can't imagine how excited i was when I heard about '4 in a bed'.. And then the crashing disappointment

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

So far I have 0 unread messages

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"That’s the number of unread messages waiting in my inbox this morning, I hardly need a PA but it’s nice to have.

How many for you lovely people.

Message 1 - you've spent a fiver

Message 2 - you've "won" a "holiday"

Messages 3 to 5 - cock pics

Amiright?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None for me

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By *injaprincessWoman
over a year ago

herehere

I’ve just gone though mine and replied or deleted non essential ones

It was 15, I havnt been on for a while ?? mainly reply’s from the forums

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

2, the amount of easter eggs I've eaten today, 4 the amount of mini eggs in one of them, whats the point of that? 4 is just a taster!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"4 is just a taster!"

And that’s a fine excuse to eat a second entire Easter egg!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

82 the number of lorries I have booked in today and this is a quiet day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4th and final day of virtual training tf, it's been long days of e learning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2, the amount of easter eggs I've eaten today, 4 the amount of mini eggs in one of them, whats the point of that? 4 is just a taster!"

Washed down with hot chocolate

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I haven't got any unread messages as I get hardly any

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

5 is the number of digits on each of our hands and feet because whilst we're in Somerset......we're not from Bridgwater.

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