FabSwingers.com forum: Free to a good home

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take it but it'd just sit on my shelf next to the boobs I have up there.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Lol... Is it like a gremlin? Don't get wet and don't feed after midnight?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a very good rehoming centre in South Wales....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no can't afford it.

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

You could try the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Appendages.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"You could try the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Appendages. "

Or the penis protection league.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Will it grow much bigger?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Is it going to make a mess all over my bed, carpets and curtains?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No no no can't afford it."

Doesn't cost much to take care of!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You could try the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Appendages.

Or the penis protection league."

Dedicated rehoming centres are better.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will it grow much bigger?

It does get a fair bit bigger yes.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is it going to make a mess all over my bed, carpets and curtains?

It might do! Depends how well it is treated

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is he house trained? Does he respond to his name?

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Does it get on well with cats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he house trained? Does he respond to his name?"

I am, and I do

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is he house trained? Does he respond to his name?"

He does. very well trained

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Does he like treats and will he come if called?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Does he stay, beg and come on command?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is he house trained? Does he respond to his name?

He does. very well trained "

So he can roll over and beg if told to? I like that in a penis

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

strensall

"I'd take it but it'd just sit on my shelf next to the boobs I have up there. "
well if you take his penis i will have your boobs to make room on your shelf for you,,

i promise to cuddle them every night in bed to keep them warm,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is WEIRD

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is he house trained? Does he respond to his name?

He does. very well trained

So he can roll over and beg if told to? I like that in a penis

He can, however only if there is a treat

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"This thread is WEIRD"

Someone's penis getting jealous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will it fit in my clutch (bag), so I can carry it around like celebrities do? Peeking its head through and enjoying attention ?

It has to like 'hanging out' as I am very social creature..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is WEIRD"

Weirdness is a gift.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will it fit in my clutch (bag), so I can carry it around like celebrities do? Peeking its head through and enjoying attention ?

It has to like 'hanging out' as I am very social creature..

Kind of!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Does he like been petted?.

What does he eat?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it fit in my clutch (bag), so I can carry it around like celebrities do? Peeking its head through and enjoying attention ?

It has to like 'hanging out' as I am very social creature..

Kind of! "

If he is bit stiff when around people that's alright too.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Will it fit in my clutch (bag), so I can carry it around like celebrities do? Peeking its head through and enjoying attention ?

It has to like 'hanging out' as I am very social creature..

Kind of!

If he is bit stiff when around people that's alright too. "

Can be yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an Alien "like" film waiting to be made out of the contents of this thread

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Is he ok travelling in cars? Does he like to stick his head out the window?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is WEIRD

Someone's penis getting jealous?"

No on account of it not having a soul

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is he house trained? Does he respond to his name?

He does. very well trained

So he can roll over and beg if told to? I like that in a penis

He can, however only if there is a treat"

I'm sure if I look hard enough I can find him something sweet

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This thread is WEIRD

Someone's penis getting jealous?

No on account of it not having a soul

Is it ginger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it come with it's own matchbox

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Does it come with it's own matchbox

Shoebox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to Foster your penis.

But ive already got one that's neglected and mopes around the house all day.

Two bored neglected penises would just be trouble.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Id love to Foster your penis.

But ive already got one that's neglected and mopes around the house all day.

Two bored neglected penises would just be trouble."

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it come with it's own matchbox

Shoebox! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises."

Is it available on a shared basis?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises."

How badly behaved is it?

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?"

If the homes are loving yes!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

How badly behaved is it?

xx"

Can get in to trouble from time to time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?

If the homes are loving yes! "

Depends on how prone he is to misbehaving.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?

If the homes are loving yes!

Depends on how prone he is to misbehaving. "

See above. Can get in to a little trouble sometimes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Any takers yet? I'll take it.......

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any takers yet? I'll take it.......

Potentials but not final

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Any takers yet? I'll take it.......

Potentials but not final"

I’m in

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Any takers yet? I'll take it.......

Potentials but not final

I’m in

Added to the list of potential good homes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Any takers yet? I'll take it.......

Potentials but not final

I’m in

Added to the list of potential good homes. "

Thank you

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Remember now, it is a big responsibility!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Remember now, it is a big responsibility! "

How big??

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Remember now, it is a big responsibility!

How big?? "

Bigish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?

If the homes are loving yes!

Depends on how prone he is to misbehaving.

See above. Can get in to a little trouble sometimes "

I reckon I could handle him. Temporarily.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?

If the homes are loving yes!

Depends on how prone he is to misbehaving.

See above. Can get in to a little trouble sometimes

I reckon I could handle him. Temporarily. "

Oh a bit of a Foster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?

If the homes are loving yes!

Depends on how prone he is to misbehaving.

See above. Can get in to a little trouble sometimes

I reckon I could handle him. Temporarily.

Oh a bit of a Foster? "

If that’s what he needs. Reckon I could manage that.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm unable to commit as much time as I'd like to the needs of my penis. I'd like to find it a good home that will give it the time and affection it needs.

Loyal, affectionate, and playful. Loves a good stroke, plus now and again an intense play.

Very good with pussies, okay around but aloof with other penises.

Is it available on a shared basis?

If the homes are loving yes!

Depends on how prone he is to misbehaving.

See above. Can get in to a little trouble sometimes

I reckon I could handle him. Temporarily.

Oh a bit of a Foster?

If that’s what he needs. Reckon I could manage that. "

A bit of attention is all for as long as you can. Then off to another home.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

This is a very bad home.

But if he gets truly desperate, I'm here

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh.

This is a very bad home.

But if he gets truly desperate, I'm here

But would he be treated well?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh.

This is a very bad home.

But if he gets truly desperate, I'm here

But would he be treated well? "

No. He'd be thoroughly abused far past exhaustion on a regular basis.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh.

This is a very bad home.

But if he gets truly desperate, I'm here

But would he be treated well?

No. He'd be thoroughly abused far past exhaustion on a regular basis."

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still in need of a good home

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Still in need of a good home"

Already said, I'll take it. All of it.

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