FabSwingers.com forum: Who is Wonko?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think they are a sentient microwave.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

He's the other side of The Essex Tom split personality, that doesn't get to read whats happening all over the news

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

My hero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko the Legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's the main man

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Holibobs

He has some superb underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a product of the matrix here to spread chaos panic and disorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agent Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a hallucination induced by the mass poisoning of the population by way of the water supply in an attempt to control you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"He is a hallucination induced by the mass poisoning of the population by way of the water supply in an attempt to control you all"

I know someone who thinks the Government is putting chemicals in the water to give is cancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko is... innocent

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wonko is... innocent "

Wonko is a free Elf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he Willy Wonka's lesser known brother?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is Wonko?"

What where and when is Wonko?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm wonkoticus

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm wonkoticus"

Oddly sexy.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm wonkoticus

Oddly sexy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wonkoticus

Oddly sexy."

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

El presidente

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.

Oooops! Did I say that out loud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.

Oooops! Did I say that out loud?

Widely????? No, weirdly is what I meant.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm wonkoticus

Oddly sexy.

You can lead an army into me any time Wonkoticus.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"I'm wonkoticus"

Don't you mean Wonkolicious?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm wonkoticus

Oddly sexy.

You can lead an army into me any time Wonkoticus."

Hang on just going to get my leather gladiator gear on and grab my helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.

Oooops! Did I say that out loud?

Widely????? No, weirdly is what I meant. "

Quick send for the men in white coats

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Wonko is all seeing, all hearing, a bit like the wizard of Oz, and widely, I like him a lot.

Oooops! Did I say that out loud?

Widely????? No, weirdly is what I meant.

Quick send for the men in white coats

There coming to take you away haha...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My body is wonkilicious for ya baaaaaaeee

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

He's clearly Banksy's alter ego

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think you're ready for wonks jelllllehhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s just someone who passes the time outside of the asylum on a beach in California listening to his lovely glass bowl that the dolphins gave him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a person, it's a place.

A cheaper, crapper version of Wilko that sells all the stuff no-one wants from the other stores, including all the stuff that has bits missing or is mis-shapen and slightly damaged.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"He's the other side of The Essex Tom split personality, that doesn't get to read whats happening all over the news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonka or Wonko?

Never heard of Wonko but know a Wonka and know plenty Wankers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s just someone who passes the time outside of the asylum on a beach in California listening to his lovely glass bowl that the dolphins gave him "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could it be Wilko's new Lynx style body spray?

Guaranteed to keep you free from that tangy sweaty smell for a tenth of a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is someone who ordered me to block him when he became El Presidente.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could it be Wilko's new Lynx style body spray?

Guaranteed to keep you free from that tangy sweaty smell for a tenth of a second."

I’ve bought a Wilko body spray before, I can confirm, this assessment is fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does wilkos still exist?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does wilkos still exist?!"

Yep, we've got one here in Wrexham

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does wilkos still exist?!

Yep, we've got one here in Wrexham"

Christ of all the places I expected lockdown to kill...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does wilkos still exist?!

Yep, we've got one here in Wrexham

Christ of all the places I expected lockdown to kill..."

Thankfully Wonko survived as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is the greatest thing ever to happen to fab

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I like him. He can come over to my house and fuck my sister. But only if he wears those spotty pants

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a man who puts the pointy end of the stick between his teeth and gives it a wiggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just a guy you know

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"He's just a guy you know "

... if you know, you know

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"He's just a guy you know "

What a guy!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Wonko is a babe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just an ass hole who should be blocked on sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to urban dictionary

"wonko

An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.

The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life."

"Used in a way of saying Crazy, Weird, Ignorant or just Freaky."

"John Watson, also known (at his own request) as Wonko the Sane was a marine biologist and scientist who lived in coastal California and is very sane."

Willy "Wonka" I get but Wonko (didn't have a scooby doo).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a man who puts the pointy end of the stick between his teeth and gives it a wiggle "

Oddly specific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a man who puts the pointy end of the stick between his teeth and gives it a wiggle

Oddly specific

If you ever read the instructions on a box of toothpicks you’d understand

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

The Stig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a man who puts the pointy end of the stick between his teeth and gives it a wiggle

Oddly specific

If you ever read the instructions on a box of toothpicks you’d understand

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