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And so I said to Susan as much as like………..

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

What did you say to Susan?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Obviously it’s

As much as I like.

Although that’s perhaps not too obvious.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart


"What did you say to Susan? "

You have to stop with the nipple tugging otherwise you are going to end up with banana nipples

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ooooo i love you i love you peggy sue

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Susan, Susan who the fuck is Susan ?

Do you live next door to her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was desperately seeking Susan

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

And I said to Susan as much as I like her to be a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with sex when she is back in the office and I am working on the phone.

Middle button

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Susan, Susan who the fuck is Susan ?

Do you live next door to her ?"

Alice does.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was desperately seeking Susan "

Hello my name is Susan.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"And I said to Susan as much as I like her to be a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with sex when she is back in the office and I am working on the phone.

Middle button "

Intriguing

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Susan, I love it when you sing "I dreamed a dream" wearing those dark tights

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"And I said to Susan as much as I like her to be a bit of a nymph but I couldn’t be doing with sex when she is back in the office and I am working on the phone.

Middle button

Intriguing "

Susan is obviously a complete minx

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"Susan, Susan who the fuck is Susan ?

Do you live next door to her ?"

Madam I do like your humour,

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn" "

She was hogging the toilet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was desperately seeking Susan

Hello my name is Susan. "

Hello, my name is; my name is; RealMissShady

Hello Susan, I have been desperately seeking you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I said “come on Susan… are you ready to party? It sure looks that way”

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again "

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper "

Oh god I hate when that happens

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper "

That explains why she had a unusual lump when she bent over in front of me while I was on the phone

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

That explains why she had a unusual lump when she bent over in front of me while I was on the phone "

Had she got the toilet brush stuck again?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

That explains why she had a unusual lump when she bent over in front of me while I was on the phone

Had she got the toilet brush stuck again?"

Not this time, I think she had loo roll stuck to her clingons

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

That explains why she had a unusual lump when she bent over in front of me while I was on the phone

Had she got the toilet brush stuck again?

Not this time, I think she had loo roll stuck to her clingons "

Poor old Susan. We'll have to buy her a bidet

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

That explains why she had a unusual lump when she bent over in front of me while I was on the phone

Had she got the toilet brush stuck again?

Not this time, I think she had loo roll stuck to her clingons

Poor old Susan. We'll have to buy her a bidet"

She just needs to stop eating spicy food on a work night

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I was desperately seeking Susan

Hello my name is Susan.

Hello, my name is; my name is; RealMissShady

Hello Susan, I have been desperately seeking you "

It appears I’ve been on the toilet.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

And so I said to Susan, as much as I like her to be added to the guestlist in the forums or send me a message with your fab name please tell me about it and told me that you are a star

'middle button'

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"And so I said to Susan, as much as I like her to be added to the guestlist in the forums or send me a message with your fab name please tell me about it and told me that you are a star

'middle button' "

Sounds like Susan would like some Hanky Panky.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

...as much as I like Barbara she has the tendancy to drink to excess and cause drama. So I'm not inviting her to the christening.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper "

I didn’t

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

I didn’t "

I told them it wasn’t you.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"I said to Susan "pull your pants up love, it's my turn"

She was hogging the toilet again

Yep. And she used up all the toilet paper

That explains why she had a unusual lump when she bent over in front of me while I was on the phone

Had she got the toilet brush stuck again?

Not this time, I think she had loo roll stuck to her clingons "

Always smooth, thank you

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth


"And so I said to Susan, as much as I like her to be added to the guestlist in the forums or send me a message with your fab name please tell me about it and told me that you are a star

'middle button'

Sounds like Susan would like some Hanky Panky. "

Always

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

And so I said to Susan as much as like The new rules will allow for more time to prepare the team for what is going to happen to them in a few weeks time.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"And so I said to Susan, as much as I like her to be added to the guestlist in the forums or send me a message with your fab name please tell me about it and told me that you are a star

'middle button'

Sounds like Susan would like some Hanky Panky.

Always "

Flattered!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"And so I said to Susan, as much as I like her to be added to the guestlist in the forums or send me a message with your fab name please tell me about it and told me that you are a star

'middle button'

Sounds like Susan would like some Hanky Panky.

Always

Flattered! "

You heard it here first folks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said howay man Susan there's a trail of toilet paper hanging off you shoe

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