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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let’s have them

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d love to. But the mrs would have my bollocks if I got her banned from the forums.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d love to. But the mrs would have my bollocks if I got her banned from the forums.

The mr "

- please, inbox me your best

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Don't you find your dark sense of humour comes in the flow and banter of a chat .. as opposed to just telling a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used my dark sense of humour once on here.....I won't again!!

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Probably not a wise move to put something on the forum.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I better not - don't want to upset the "Woke Special People"

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"I used my dark sense of humour once on here.....I won't again!! "

It can be a harsh place. Not everyone has a sense of humour either which really doesn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I better not - don't want to upset the "Woke Special People" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You'll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You'll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals. "

I remember the episode where Steptoe went to a funeral and his son Harold said to him afterwards "there isn't really any point you going home"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You'll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I remember the episode where Steptoe went to a funeral and his son Harold said to him afterwards "there isn't really any point you going home""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

Saw this on a video somewhere, made me laugh anyway...

MAN:Siri, my dad just died, can you cheer me up?

SIRI:Would you like me to tell you a joke?

MAN:Yes please.

SIRI:Knock knock.

MAN:Who's there?

SIRI:Not your dad......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I better not - don't want to upset the "Woke Special People" "

I am now officially offended.

I will raise awareness through the media news papers and Facebook

Petition parliament

Stage rallies

And generally be a cry baby bitch about it

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