FabSwingers.com forum: What puzzles you?

By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Cheaters. They puzzle me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?"

Guide dog owners (and other assistance dog owners) are usually exempt from poo picking, although most assistance dogs will be trained to shit on command.

You’re welcome

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?"

They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You-know-who.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Those Banana lunchboxes….wtf?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?

They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)"

I have such an interesting mental picture now! Thanks Felix!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Philosophy: why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?

They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)

I have such an interesting mental picture now! Thanks Felix! "

well I can hardly be held responsible for what goes on in there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What puzzles me is why the hell did my alcohol holding power drop so badly since Jan 1!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?"

Siamese people now known as Thai pay the same as anyone else I would imagine

A guide dog only shits when it's confident nobody is watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What puzzles me is why the hell did my alcohol holding power drop so badly since Jan 1! "

Cos of Brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?

They’re called conjoined twins now dude (not the dog and the poo)

I have such an interesting mental picture now! Thanks Felix!

well I can hardly be held responsible for what goes on in there!!"

The power of suggestion

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Do siamese people pay for one ticket or two at the cinema?

Who picks up guide dogs poo?

Guide dog owners (and other assistance dog owners) are usually exempt from poo picking, although most assistance dogs will be trained to shit on command.

You’re welcome "

I leave tonight more educated

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Why do we call them buildings when they are already built?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Why do people behave like dicks when in hospital?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Why do we call them apartments, when they are all together in same building?

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

Why do we say that we have the weight of the world on our shoulders, but when we try to express it, we say we have to get it off of our chests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why dont we have toe tips? But we can tip toe

And we have fingertips but dont tip finger???

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Why do we call them chillies,when they are actually hot?

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Why dont we have toe tips? But we can tip toe

And we have fingertips but dont tip finger???

I like

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Why do we call them chillies,when they are actually hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does donald duck wear a coat on top and nothing on bottom but when he comes out the water he put a towel on bottom half to cover up

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Why do we call them chillies,when they are actually hot?

On that note, why are the coolest people so hot?

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

How I can come on hear pissed chat for an hour and am wide awake for the night

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Why does donald duck wear a coat on top and nothing on bottom but when he comes out the water he put a towel on bottom half to cover up "

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.

Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.

On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?

( tight as ever ).

The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.

Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.

3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also do penguins have knees??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.

Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.

On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?

( tight as ever ).

The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.

Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.

3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound"

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Also do penguins have knees??"

On that is Water wet?

To much to late

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.

Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.

On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?

( tight as ever ).

The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.

Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.

3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound"

It’s in the till

It’s how it is being said but

Till -£25

Teachers - £3

Assistant -£2

Total £30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also do penguins have knees??

On that is Water wet?

To much to late "

Lol

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Was orange and word or a fruit first

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.

Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.

On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?

( tight as ever ).

The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.

Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.

3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound

It’s in the till

It’s how it is being said but

Till -£25

Teachers - £3

Assistant -£2

Total £30

No it's not in the till as they came back with 5 1 notes ( my age).

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Was orange and word or a fruit first "

Good question.

But how do we know if your colour orange is the same as mine.

To me your orange could actually be blue but I’ve assigned that label to that pigment

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

Sorry to out of it

So is water wet.

Yes

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings

"Was orange and word or a fruit first

Good question.

But how do we know if your colour orange is the same as mine.

To me your orange could actually be blue but I’ve assigned that label to that pigment "

It was a phone network or is

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Three maths teachers in the staff room. and a teaching assistant, When the kettle breaks.

Each teacher gives the assistant £10 they go to the shop with £30 and spends £25 on a new kettle.

On retuning to school and making the tea the teachers say where is the change?

( tight as ever ).

The assistant gives the £5 change to the teachers as they each take a pond and tell the assistant to keep £2 for going.

Hang on this is not right one pipes up, we all paid £9 each.

3 x 9 = £27 + £2 (the assistant kept) = £29 where’s has the other pound

It’s in the till

It’s how it is being said but

Till -£25

Teachers - £3

Assistant -£2

Total £30

No it's not in the till as they came back with 5 1 notes ( my age)."

Yes the 5x 1 bob notes came back but left the £25 in the till.

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

Remember them 2 for 1 cinema deals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I sometimes stop on a green light and go on a red one.

How come I drive into an empty car park and I still can't find anywhere to park.

Why is reading and the town of Reading spelled the same but pronounced differently.. and why is it even a town

Why does a little bottle of water cost more than a big bottle of water. Even though its bigger it costs less.

Why has a breakfast in my local gone from £5 to £8.50p.

Why do large tyres wear out before smaller tyres.

Why do some animals have red meat and others have white.

Why am I always up way to late every night and every morning I promise myself that I will be in bed early but it never happens.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Life puzzles me.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Cheaters. They puzzle me."

Or just any people who chat for ages and eventually you have to tell them they clearly aren’t available to meet and they’ve wasted several hours of your life

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By *ttentiveRabbit OP Man
over a year ago

Lymington

"Why do I sometimes stop on a green light and go on a red one.

How come I drive into an empty car park and I still can't find anywhere to park.

Why is reading and the town of Reading spelled the same but pronounced differently.. and why is it even a town

Why does a little bottle of water cost more than a big bottle of water. Even though its bigger it costs less.

Why has a breakfast in my local gone from £5 to £8.50p.

Why do large tyres wear out before smaller tyres.

Why do some animals have red meat and others have white.

Why am I always up way to late every night and every morning I promise myself that I will be in bed early but it never happens.

I hear you about the bed one at least .

I would be fine if I didn’t decide to read the whole internet each bedtime

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?"

Volkswagen answered this in 1964...a beetle.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Was orange and word or a fruit first

Good question.

But how do we know if your colour orange is the same as mine.

To me your orange could actually be blue but I’ve assigned that label to that pigment

It was a phone network or is "

It was a village in France!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been wondering why sone people enjoy math. Something just doesn’t add up.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Schrodinger's cat....

why wasn't it put in a clear glass box then we'd know

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It could be worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are they called fun sized packets of sweets? whats fun about getting less

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

What actually happened at band camp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are they called fun sized packets of sweets? whats fun about getting less

It’s because they leave you wanting more.

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By *yway60Man
over a year ago

Gamlingay

Why does fridge contain the letter 'd' but refrigerator doesn't?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"What actually happened at band camp "

She shoved a flute in her pussy, didn't you watch till the end?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What actually happened at band camp

She shoved a flute in her pussy, didn't you watch till the end?! "

Not that particular band camp….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fake profiles get verified. I could be wrong about some, but I feel many are not who they say they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are born deaf and blind, what language is your inner monologue in?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

If cinderella’s shoe was the perfect fit then why did it slip off?

And how comes all the other women in the kingdom had mahoosive feet. She can’t have been the only one that size.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Rubix cubes. How can people complete them?

How can people complete them in seconds. It's odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The way some people treat other people…I truly don’t understand that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why some people think other people don’t have their own problems

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

He Man: How come nobody on Eternia realised that he was Prince Adam?! The only difference was some hastily applied fake tan and a lower octave voice.

Also, how did Skeletor see and speak considering the rather alarming fact that he had no eyeballs nor apparent vocal cords?

Actually, where was the flesh in his head for that matter? His body was built like a brick shithouse after all. Was he suffering from Necrotising Fasciitis or something?

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Why don't i have a valentine!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

If the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz had no brain..how did he tell people that he had no brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it when i lose a hub cap..it over takes my car.

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

what puzzels me!

people who said they wanted Boris back as PM!

I was WTF!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crosswords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Word searches

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Puzzles puzzle me…

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

If the Tories are so bad at the point everyone says they ruined the country , so how possible that people have been voting on them and probably they will keep voting Tories to keep them in power ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the Tories are so bad at the point everyone says they ruined the country , so how possible that people have been voting on them and probably they will keep voting Tories to keep them in power ?

Im pretty sure scotland havent

Voted a tory goverment for years but out numbered on votes there are more people in london than in scotland alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why tradesmen turn up to measure a job and never get back to me with a price.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painting by numbers, using a ruler

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Exactly how I manage to get it wrong so many times when it comes to people. That puzzles me.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Women

Which ones..

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Why water is wet puzzles me alot .

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

What does the hole in a Polo Mi not taste like?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

People who say they love you then cheat

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

Why is "phonetic" spelled like that...?!

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"If you are born deaf and blind, what language is your inner monologue in?"

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription

Because it's not medicine

it's computer knowledge

Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puzzles, women, woke people, vegans, there's a lot

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription

Because it's not medicine

it's computer knowledge

Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity "

I think it's because of the rotation of the earth.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Why water is wet puzzles me alot ."

Because of the nature of the intra and inter molecular forces - it's a special molecule is ol' H2O

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"If you are born deaf and blind, what language is your inner monologue in?

Not everyone has an internal monologue......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are born deaf and blind, what language is your inner monologue in?

Not everyone has an internal monologue......"

Yes that's true, apparently some people instead of hearing a thought, picture it...

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Benefits of Brexit

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By *odevilWoman
over a year ago

exeter

Coming to a literal swinging site and then getting upset when there's a lack of exclusivity.

The colour magenta doesn't really exist. Go look it up...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Puzzles, women, woke people, vegans, there's a lot"

I'm three of those things, possibly four

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By *lydeXXXMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription

Because it's not medicine

it's computer knowledge

Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity

I think it's because of the rotation of the earth. "

It's a bit of a myth, the rotation of the earth does not effect the direction water spirals down the plug. It's been tested with bodies of water that have been left to stand still for a long time and it will drain randomly. The smallest disturbance or imperfection can influence it though. Tourists do fall for the equator scam though where locals pretend to step over the equator line and show the water spiral the opposite way.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

You have two pipes connected to washing machine one hot one cold it takes cold water but then needs to heat it up why not connect the hot pipe it would save on bills

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Doctors spend years training. However why can't they work a printer to print a prescription

Because it's not medicine

it's computer knowledge

Why does the water only go clockwise in a sink it's not gravity "

I know that. But when it takes longer to work the printer than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rate my cock threads, from blank profiles

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Why is Miss Universe always won by someone from Earth

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