FabSwingers.com forum: The French thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bonjour

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Salut.

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By *adame BootsTV/TS
over a year ago

Tetbury

Soixante-neuf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Salut."
Merci xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soixante-neuf?"
any way up vol le vous xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baise moi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Baise moi"
Mon Ami !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chateauneuf du Pape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ca’va?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonnet de Douche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chateauneuf du Pape"
wee wee . Deux bottles xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bon Soir mon chere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ca’va?"
va va voom xx

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Ah OP, bon soir monsieur. Ou est la plage s’il vous plait? Et la boulangerie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonsoir à tous, j'espère que vous allez bien

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Laisse moi respirer

Longtemps, longtemps,l'odeur de tes cheveux.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonnet de Douche "
la Maison wee xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah OP, bon soir monsieur. Ou est la plage s’il vous plait? Et la boulangerie?"
shit out of Mt depth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bonsoir à tous, j'espère que vous allez bien"
monge two monge two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

voulez vous coucher avec moi?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laisse moi respirer

Longtemps, longtemps,l'odeur de tes cheveux."
wee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Papa?

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Nicole?

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Papa?

Nicole? Ooo la la

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"voulez vous coucher avec moi?"
je tem xx

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Papa?

Nicole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je vous aime, je dois partir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir???

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ah Madam mosele wee xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Je vous aime, je dois partir"
merci bocu

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Je nen sais foutrement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voici Le port.

Voici Le stade.

Something something something

Et le syndicat d’initiative!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir???

ah Madam mosele wee xx

Aurons nous une baquette dans la discothèque??

Un poulet au Lidls???

Zut alore!!!

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By *B..Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Where’s F&B when you need him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wam! Bam! Mon chat, splatch!"
that's glaswegian

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Je vous aime, je dois partir"

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini."

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir???

ah Madam mosele wee xx

Aurons nous une baquette dans la discothèque??

Un poulet au Lidls???

Zut alore!!!

"
lidl no Aldi Madam wee xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My French is pigeon French

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"that's glaswegian

Gît sur mon lit a bouffé sa langue en buvant dans mon whisky …

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?"

I thought that was a Transformer.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?"

I can’t believe nobody spotted Plastic Bertrand, but here we are.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Carcassonne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer."

No that’s Optimus Prime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typical.

The one time you need him, he's fucked off somewhere.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"No that’s Optimus Prime."

Yeah but the French call him an Optimus Royale.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer.

No that’s Optimus Prime."

I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My French is pigeon French

As in you were taught by a pigeon?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My French is pigeon French

As in you were taught by a pigeon?!"
No mersier a French turtle dove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baise moi"

Interesting film......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer.

No that’s Optimus Prime.

I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?"

That was Harold Bishop

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My French is pigeon French

As in you were taught by a pigeon?!No mersier a French turtle dove

I’ve got news for you dude, it was a pigeon in disguise

Probably won a bet with his mates in Trafalgar Square

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer.

No that’s Optimus Prime.

I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?

That was Harold Bishop"

Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typical.

The one time you need him, he's fucked off somewhere."

Le cul sec et la chatte humide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer.

No that’s Optimus Prime.

I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?

That was Harold Bishop

Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple."

Barney the dinosaur?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"Typical.

The one time you need him, he's fucked off somewhere."
hes in france he told me to tell you " baise mon cul sec" comment t'allez vous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't speak French so I let the something something do the talking.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer.

No that’s Optimus Prime.

I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?

That was Harold Bishop

Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple.

Barney the dinosaur?"

In the Library, with the thagomizer.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs/North Wales

"Je vous aime, je dois partir

Mais pourquoi, O Belle Dame Sans Merçi? Restez içi, embrasse moi, and ensemble nous voyerons les étoiles se noyer dans toutes les océanes de l'infini.

Nobody’s heard of Megadeth?

I thought that was a Transformer.

No that’s Optimus Prime.

I'm so bad at popular culture. Was he in Neighbours?

That was Harold Bishop

Oh, now, I do know this one. Diagonal moves, crozier, purple."

No, those would be the chess piece, a clergyman, and penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Typical.

The one time you need him, he's fucked off somewhere.

Le cul sec et la chatte humide

True to form, he's en grève.

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Eric Cantona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, enough about him.

J’ai envie de me faire enculer à sec jusqu’à la mort.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman "

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, enough about him.

J’ai envie de me faire enculer à sec jusqu’à la mort."

Sí

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here."

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

Mon...verb agreement with the masculine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

La dernière fois que j’ai été au magasin de mon cousin Marco mouli, le boulanger a voulu me souffler dans l’anus. J’ai accepté mais cela m’a fait vomir partout. Du coup, ma connasse de copine Céline ma demander de contacter son collègue Henry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"La dernière fois que j’ai été au magasin de mon cousin Marco mouli, le boulanger a voulu me souffler dans l’anus. J’ai accepté mais cela m’a fait vomir partout. Du coup, ma connasse de copine Céline ma demander de contacter son collègue Henry."
show off mersier

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Good overning, I ‘ope you ‘av ‘ad a pissful day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had sex with your cousin Mark Polo or something in an expensive vehicle and after you finished you accepted his homemade soufflés but it made you vomit. So you met wifh F&B and had a group wank over Celine Dion with your colleague Henry?

*lemon translate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good overning, I ‘ope you ‘av ‘ad a pissful day"
what was the cop called in alo alo Huggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*lemon translate "
wow Mon ami Mon ami . Je tem xx

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs/North Wales

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

Suce mes couilles?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Good overning, I ‘ope you ‘av ‘ad a pissful daywhat was the cop called in alo alo Huggy

Officer Crabtree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good overning, I ‘ope you ‘av ‘ad a pissful daywhat was the cop called in alo alo Huggy

Officer Crabtree

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Merci Huggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer""

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs/North Wales

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something."

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something."

Suis ton coeur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker. "

lmaooooo

thanks for the help.

As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.

I guess I'll follow my heart.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs/North Wales

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.

lmaooooo

thanks for the help.

As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.

I guess I'll follow my heart.

I only really know these due to teenage antics on holiday many years ago, a lovely girl and her brother I met taught me some lovely phrases

If only I could remember more of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.

lmaooooo

thanks for the help.

As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.

I guess I'll follow my heart.

I only really know these due to teenage antics on holiday many years ago, a lovely girl and her brother I met taught me some lovely phrases

If only I could remember more of them!"

Well if I receive any more mysterious and audacious messages that I can not make sense of I will be in touch to see if you can help me piece together the puzzle.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Allez les bleus

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Chateauneuf du Pape"

That's near Place du Anglais in Avignon.

Comment faire, that's Franglais for 'Ow do? When The Tour came to Yorkshire.

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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago

Lancs/North Wales

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.

lmaooooo

thanks for the help.

As you can see, my French is awful. I need English.

I guess I'll follow my heart.

I only really know these due to teenage antics on holiday many years ago, a lovely girl and her brother I met taught me some lovely phrases

If only I could remember more of them!

Well if I receive any more mysterious and audacious messages that I can not make sense of I will be in touch to see if you can help me piece together the puzzle.

My services shall be yours on request

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Typical.

The one time you need him, he's fucked off somewhere."

I did wonder where he is.

Aldi's bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker. "

I've been told you just call them motherf***ers btw.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

There is only one man I go to for a bit of French

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"There is only one man I go to for a bit of French

"
moi

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"There is only one man I go to for a bit of French

moi

Are you French?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"There is only one man I go to for a bit of French

moi

Are you French?

"
I am s'il vous plait

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"There is only one man I go to for a bit of French

moi

Are you French?

I am s'il vous plait

I have a few men in my inbox now

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"There is only one man I go to for a bit of French

moi

Are you French?

I am s'il vous plait

I have a few men in my inbox now

"
really tight squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eric Cantona

I love Eric Cartman

I feel his 'Screw you guys' philosophy would work well here.

Yes.

How do you say "suck my balls" in French? Suce ma sac?

I am only relaying a message from a favourite native speaker..;-)ps. don't shoot the messenger.

"Lèche mes couilles espèce d’enculer"

I have a feeling that goes deeper than suck my balls. I have a feeling that means fuck my asshole, or you asshole sucker. Or something.

Lèche mes couilles is lick my balls.

Rest varies dependent on context of conversation, I think, so could mean cocksucker.

I've been told you just call them motherf***ers btw.

Oh he's being mean!

*sobs in the corner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What has two thumbs, speaks French and loves blow jobs?

Moi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has two thumbs, speaks French and loves blow jobs?

Meli!

I don't get it.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I am self proclaimed Francophile. When I retire off I pop to my quiet little cottage on the Brittany coast. Gorgeous!

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Les escargots sont magnifiques

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

Je suis en Eurostar en route vers Les Alpes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"C'est l'histoire d'un homme qui tombe d'un immeuble de cinquante étages. Le mec, au fur et à mesure de sa chute se répète sans cesse pour se rassurer : jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien, jusqu'ici tout va bien. Mais l'important c'est pas la chute, c'est l'atterrissage"

Le train est vert

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Je suis dans* Eurostar en route vers Les Alpes!"

Send my regards to the friend of my cousin Ricky, he works there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Le train est vert

Et l’anus est fripé

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vive le cul sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Le train est vert

Et l’anus est fripé"

C’est vrai mon petit ami

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