FabSwingers.com forum: Handsome (small cock) ugly (well hung)

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scenario.....

There are 2 guys in a room

Both are gym fit

One is extremely good looking with a 4 inch cock

The other is extremely unattractive with a 9 inch cock

You can choose one only

Which do you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good looking guy, every time.

No contest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one with the big cock and ask him to do me doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah for real life what about fun

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Are you allowed to use a bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you allowed to use a bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y not fun

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

What happens to the one not chosen? I only ask because I have just read this in the voice of Jigsaw from the Saw movies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome guy 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good looking guy as kissing is a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No even for play wud be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens to the one not chosen? I only ask because I have just read this in the voice of Jigsaw from the Saw movies!!

It won’t end well for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not anything Barr random sex we're it's just that and nothing more

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"What happens to the one not chosen? I only ask because I have just read this in the voice of Jigsaw from the Saw movies!!

It won’t end well for him."

Not a bad idea tho for the next Saw film I might even be tempted to watch it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens to the one not chosen? I only ask because I have just read this in the voice of Jigsaw from the Saw movies!!

It won’t end well for him."

Defo no happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens to the one not chosen? I only ask because I have just read this in the voice of Jigsaw from the Saw movies!!

It won’t end well for him.

Not a bad idea tho for the next Saw film I might even be tempted to watch it!"

“I want to play a game…..”

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm going for handsome small (or perfectly sized thank you) cock man.

Pretty face is sort of a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would the saw challange be tho. Hoe much of their cock are they eilling to cut off to survive?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Always the handsome one

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Is the hot one good with his tongue? If so, I'm all in. If not, I'll just sort myself out

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Neither. I would have a ladywank

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Which do you choose? "

Hung guy 100%

They say "beauty is in the eye of the beholder" and to that I'd add, the measuring tape doesn't lie...

Besides, anyone who knows me knows I like my men a bit thuggish and beat up... Some would consider ugly but there could be beauty in the beast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handsome guy 100%"

Phew! This is good to know, as I'm more handsome than I am hung.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

The good looking guy...

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

I’ll be chatting to the attractive female on the leg machines.

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Handsome guy 100%

Phew! This is good to know, as I'm more handsome than I am hung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gym

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

The handsome one 9" is far to big! X

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By *NL Social SpurschickWoman
over a year ago

Social Zone

The one smiling and making a joke. The rest isn’t my first thought.

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"The one smiling and making a joke. The rest isn’t my first thought. "

Is the correct answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The one smiling and making a joke. The rest isn’t my first thought. "

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the big cock and ask him to do me doggy

Naughty girl

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Good looking, I like a nice _iew

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Whichever one can make me laugh.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Scenario.....

There are 2 guys in a room

Both are gym fit

One is extremely good looking with a 4 inch cock

The other is extremely unattractive with a 9 inch cock

You can choose one only

Which do you choose? "
i choose the grower I'll bring fertilizer with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All we need to do now is establish what handsome means?...

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"All we need to do now is establish what handsome means?...

Whatever you wish it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome every time...I'm a sucker for a cute guy.

(that sounded less dirty in my head!)

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Whichever one can make me laugh."

Yeah in my... uhem.. years of experience, the suuuuper handsome ones expect to be serviced, entertained, amused and... Sexually are the ones who lie back and expect you to do all the work.

The "plain" or even ugly guys are the ones who've had to develop a bit of personality and banter to compete. You'll soon be finding them sexy and want to get hold of their 9"cher.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

Damn I guess I'll sit in the corner alone then lol

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By *heelofTimeCouple
over a year ago

Two Rivers

Hung every time. As said above good looking act like your doing them a favour and generally the people are pretty shallow. Sex is about give and take for all parties.,…. Plus I have a thing for a nice BIG cock!

On a side note the best sex I have ever had was with a straight man we met no one would meet him WOW is all I can say!

Xxx Missy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Whichever one can make me laugh.

Yeah in my... uhem.. years of experience, the suuuuper handsome ones expect to be serviced, entertained, amused and... Sexually are the ones who lie back and expect you to do all the work.

The "plain" or even ugly guys are the ones who've had to develop a bit of personality and banter to compete. You'll soon be finding them sexy and want to get hold of their 9"cher."

I think that's unfair. I've slept with some Adonis level men that were very engaged and fun, and some mediocre looking men who expected me to do all the work too.

I will admit its more common for the less fortunate looking ones to actively work on themselves, but some people get all the blessings.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I’m not interested in faces

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Whichever one can make me laugh.

Yeah in my... uhem.. years of experience, the suuuuper handsome ones expect to be serviced, entertained, amused and... Sexually are the ones who lie back and expect you to do all the work.

The "plain" or even ugly guys are the ones who've had to develop a bit of personality and banter to compete. You'll soon be finding them sexy and want to get hold of their 9"cher.

I think that's unfair. I've slept with some Adonis level men that were very engaged and fun, and some mediocre looking men who expected me to do all the work too.

I will admit its more common for the less fortunate looking ones to actively work on themselves, but some people get all the blessings."

I always work on myself

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By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading

"The one with the big cock and ask him to do me doggy

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"but some people get all the blessings."

Yerz and speaking of "blessings", there is a whole generation of hung youngsters who post their 9"+ cock pics on hookup websites like this...

... And they develop a "god's gift" attitude which they couldn't possibly do in old school meeting places like bars.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I always work on myself

How about you work on me instead?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I would start by asking them if either of them were interested in me?

Let’s face it, they both might say no to me!

In that case neither of them need to feel hurt! Win win

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I always work on myself

How about you work on me instead?

I have you in my to do list

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Neither...both sound like plebs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither...both sound like plebs"

What he said

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"but some people get all the blessings.

Yerz and speaking of "blessings", there is a whole generation of hung youngsters who post their 9"+ cock pics on hookup websites like this...

... And they develop a "god's gift" attitude which they couldn't possibly do in old school meeting places like bars."

A big cock isn't really a blessing, most people would either turn them down or not be able to take it all and I'd find it frustrating if I couldn't go balls deep because she found it painful but fortunately that's not a issue I will ever have

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Neither...both sound like plebs

What he said"

The good looking one with the small penis is Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither...both sound like plebs

What he said

The good looking one with the small penis is Ryan "

He isn't small

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Neither...both sound like plebs

What he said

The good looking one with the small penis is Ryan

He isn't small

He is though and he smells of cabbage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always will pick the one with the massive cock, no hesitation.

Ah, this thread brings back memories of the first time I met RexHoles. I love his big dick.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I always will pick the one with the massive cock, no hesitation.

Ah, this thread brings back memories of the first time I met RexHoles. I love his big dick.

Well this has completely ruined my evening

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"I have you in my to do list

When do I move up to the doing list?

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"A big cock isn't really a blessing, most people would either turn them down or not be able to take it all and I'd find it frustrating if I couldn't go balls deep because she found it painful"

Well some of us women are born without a cervix so nothing to cause pain here...

The bigger the better for me. I can ride like cowgirl possessed at a Prison Rodeo and it'll still be inside me .... YeeHa!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I have you in my to do list

When do I move up to the doing list?

That's a good question and one I can't answer at the moment but I'm aiming for within first half of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scenario.....

There are 2 guys in a room

Both are gym fit

One is extremely good looking with a 4 inch cock

The other is extremely unattractive with a 9 inch cock

You can choose one only

Which do you choose? "

The one that can stimulate my mind and if neither can do it then I would walk straight back out.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's about being attractive to me, not classical good looks. I'd probably take the classically attractive guy first.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Leave the room .......

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Leave the room .......

After ruining both men?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Good looking guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one with the big cock and ask him to do me doggy

I like your style. You don't see problems only solutions

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Can I put a bag over his head?

Well you did ask!

Wait for it!

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?"

And women?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Damn that's me out of luck on all counts

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Would anyone go for an ugly guy with a small cock? Just asking...

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

And women?

Definitely more important to men, I can assure you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a great chance for DP, little in the stink and big in the pink

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Ask to see their bank statement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither...both sound like plebs

What he said

The good looking one with the small penis is Ryan

He isn't small

He is though and he smells of cabbage "

That's you off my list.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Neither...both sound like plebs

What he said

The good looking one with the small penis is Ryan

He isn't small

He is though and he smells of cabbage

That's you off my list. "

I'm just trying to help

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Leave the room .......

After ruining both men?

The correct fab reply would be to say YES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohooo double whammy

Ugly and a small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who is the chatty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

And women?

Definitely more important to men, I can assure you."

You’re right, a cock is much more important to a man

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

And women?

Definitely more important to men, I can assure you.

You’re right, a cock is much more important to a man

I'd have nowhere to hang my towel without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

And women?

Definitely more important to men, I can assure you.

You’re right, a cock is much more important to a man

I'd have nowhere to hang my towel without it "

At least I don’t fall over if people push me from behind

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why are so many men obsessed with cock size?

And women?

Definitely more important to men, I can assure you.

You’re right, a cock is much more important to a man

I'd have nowhere to hang my towel without it

At least I don’t fall over if people push me from behind

I attach a spring to mine just in case, I spring straight back up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I put a bag over his head?

Well you did ask!

Wait for it! "

Good question

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"The one with the big cock and ask him to do me doggy

Great answer!

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