FabSwingers.com forum: Match making for the not so cool kids

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course, "

That would be me I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbie not cool just old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on board

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Omg I'm absolutely freezing I'm in

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Don't think I've ever been called 'cool'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

But if you allow the cool kids in, the same thing will just repeat itself.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I'm not cool...

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m the kid who was the class joker to make up for his lack of confidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kaitonel and The Secret Garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who determines who's cool?

I'm sure we would be utterly uncool, so should be ok in this one!

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By *hiversMan
over a year ago

Dinas Powys

Im not cool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But if you allow the cool kids in, the same thing will just repeat itself. "

It's all inclusive nit about not leaving any anyone cool or not

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I am deeply uncool!

*sits in the middle of the bus

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

North West

"I am deeply uncool!

*sits in the middle of the bus "

But that's actually cool

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By *ingerbeardman-Man
over a year ago

Sutton-in-Ashfield

I'm in! Should be fun!

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

cumallover

I'm neither ultra cool nor mega hot, I suppose that makes me tepid?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I am deeply uncool!

*sits in the middle of the bus

But that's actually cool

Ooohhhh now I’m lost and don’t know what to think, where I am or why I feel strangely uplifted

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’ve no idea what I am. Maybe I should hedge my bets

Mrs m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex Tom didn’t answer, so I’m up for grabs

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’ve no idea what I am. Maybe I should hedge my bets

Mrs m "

Pffft

You are cool young lady

I'm loitering in the corner

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I'm not cool..."

No, you’re definitely hot.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Essex Tom didn’t answer, so I’m up for grabs "

I’ll grab you anytime. Gently, though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea what I am. Maybe I should hedge my bets

Mrs m "

I'd say sane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Essex Tom didn’t answer, so I’m up for grabs

I’ll grab you anytime. Gently, though."

I’m on my way

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I’ve no idea what I am. Maybe I should hedge my bets

Mrs m

I'd say sane

Cool sane?

Or hot sane?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve no idea what I am. Maybe I should hedge my bets

Mrs m

I'd say sane

Cool sane?

Or hot sane?

Hooters hit sane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super uncool here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course, "

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Super uncool here

Only someone desperately cool would say that. I see you.

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

North West

"Super uncool here

Look pretty cool from here

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Super uncool here

Only someone desperately cool would say that. I see you."

No believe her, she most definitely is uncool. Like so uncool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol"

Use of wax n candles

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By *lue morphoCouple
over a year ago

North West

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol"

Its sitting in the middle of the Bus

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Being uncool *is* cool these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol

Use of wax n candles

Ooooh is that so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol

Its sitting in the middle of the Bus "

Lol room for short ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol

Use of wax n candles

Ooooh is that so

So my mum tells me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol

Use of wax n candles

Ooooh is that so

So my mum tells me lol "

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For the not so cool kids..to match n chat....

The cool kids are welcome of course,

What makes someone cool these days, sure being uncool is better lol

Use of wax n candles

Ooooh is that so

So my mum tells me lol

lol "

tbf I came up with that all by myself Nic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm not cool, because I'm hot stuff.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Very uncool but that may be because I’m in a red hot bath

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Very uncool but that may be because I’m in a red hot bath

Smokinnnnnn

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I’m uncool, and a bit fat to boot but hey go!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Geek - in what way?

(Just curious)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Sign me up.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Sign me up."

Hot stuff

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Mortally uncool here x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Outcasts here.

The mr

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Outcasts here.

The mr "

Behave.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Outcasts here.

The mr

Behave.

No! Don’t put me on the cool kid table

The mr

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Outcasts here.

The mr

Behave.

No! Don’t put me on the cool kid table

The mr "

Never. We're on the geek table (with Star Wars lego)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Geek - in what way?

(Just curious)

I’m a total geek about loads of things. My tastes are eclectic. But I also love being a geek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not cool as I keep overheating randomly.....

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Geek - in what way?

(Just curious)

I’m a total geek about loads of things. My tastes are eclectic. But I also love being a geek

Please join us on the geek table.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'm not cool as I keep overheating randomly....."

(Stands by with a fan)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Takes a seat)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Which one of you fantastically sexy but uncool but actually really rather cool people are joining me in the middle of my bus?!

Sitting on laps is allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty uncool kid here. Someone match me up

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *anrad22Man
over a year ago

Radcliffe

I'm so so uncool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair"

Seems everyone is a match by uncoolness alone

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

I may have to admit I am also a total geek.

However, I can personally guarantee my behaviour will be absolutely disgraceful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

I may have to admit I am also a total geek.

However, I can personally guarantee my behaviour will be absolutely disgraceful

Winning combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo in for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I've never been remotely cool. May I sit awkwardly in the corner and gaze at my shoes?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Cooooomiiiiiiing

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

I can help with that

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I've never been remotely cool. May I sit awkwardly in the corner and gaze at my shoes?"

I’m cool enough for us both. Ice cold according to some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair"

Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

Disgraceful you say? Well I think my particular brand of behaviour is anything but graceful but usually very very good

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By *inanMan
over a year ago

Felixstowe

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has there been a match yet lol

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair

Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose ."

Not cool, dude

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"I've never been remotely cool. May I sit awkwardly in the corner and gaze at my shoes?

I’m cool enough for us both. Ice cold according to some

Excellent. I'm hot enough to melt you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are the opposite of cool

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Always been one of the uncool kids, and proud

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

Disgraceful you say? Well I think my particular brand of behaviour is anything but graceful but usually very very good

Oh,I think you have Amazing Grace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair

Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose ."

Well I will just have to sit on your knee

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I've never been remotely cool. May I sit awkwardly in the corner and gaze at my shoes?

I’m cool enough for us both. Ice cold according to some

Excellent. I'm hot enough to melt you."

If you’re hot, shall I take your coat?

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By *ilks xXxWoman
over a year ago

East Mids

Not cool but in

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OP can I join please as I’m not cool but I am a total geek?

Now this I'm not so sure about, I'll talk the bouncers, you can come in if you promise to behave really disgracefully

Disgraceful you say? Well I think my particular brand of behaviour is anything but graceful but usually very very good

Oh,I think you have Amazing Grace."

Why thank you darling. I have the grace of a clumsy baby elephant but it is amazing in its clumsiness

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I’m not cool. In fact I’m a total geek. But some people find a bit of geekery cool, which makes me happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair

Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose .

Well I will just have to sit on your knee

Best offer received so far in 2023 ! Plant your pretty buns down here.

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By *aximum_funMan
over a year ago

West Herts

Ooh, I was unmatchable on the other thread which surely proves my not-so-cool credentials!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Ooh, I was unmatchable on the other thread which surely proves my not-so-cool credentials!"

And a warm (which is obviously not cool) welcome to you. It’s far more fun over here.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Has there been a match yet lol"

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread."

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

No no no, match with meeeeeee

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

Pick me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Count me in as uncool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're gonna need a bigger table

GARÇON!!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy "

Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're gonna need a bigger table

GARÇON!!!!"

Hall hired its a free fir all

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

No no no, match with meeeeeee

Hello lovely.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

Pick me!

That’s a given xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread."

;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)"

Do I get a say in this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy

Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that

Bring all your pals, more the merrier all welcome and included, no man or women left behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

Of course.. as long as its yes or I'll look daft

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

I’ve been having a bloody good match over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy

Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that

Bring all your pals, more the merrier all welcome and included, no man or women left behind

Do you have room for the full harem?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

I’ve been having a bloody good match over here

I think autocorrect has changed something to *match* on your response

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

No limits or quotas for matches on this thread tell your mate, like a uncool orgy

Oh an uncool orgy…. I’m in for that

Bring all your pals, more the merrier all welcome and included, no man or women left behind

Do you have room for the full harem?

Room is available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

I’ve been having a bloody good match over here

I think autocorrect has changed something to *match* on your response

Haha!! Fill in the blanks with whatever you think it should have said

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

No no no, match with meeeeeee

Hello lovely.

Ohhh Misty, if only it were possible, geeks like me never stand a chance with sexy peeps like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Super uncool here

Only someone desperately cool would say that. I see you.

No believe her, she most definitely is uncool. Like so uncool."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sign me up."

I saved you a spot at the cool table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine

I smell something in the air

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine

I smell something in the air

Well that's just Brum for ya, maybe it's from Jilabi's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in the least bit cool so pulls up a chair

Nicks her chair when she goes off to powder her nose .

Well I will just have to sit on your knee

Best offer received so far in 2023 ! Plant your pretty buns down here. "

I hope you have strong knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine

I smell something in the air

Well that's just Brum for ya, maybe it's from Jilabi's

That’s one place I’d never go to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sat here at this table for 6....

Where the heck are you all

Melrose and I are on our way (he says presumptuously)

Do I get a say in this

As long as you bring a snack

I’m on a diet so as long as it’s a healthy snack

Protein is good for diets

So the nutritionist told me, professional words not mine

I smell something in the air

Well that's just Brum for ya, maybe it's from Jilabi's

That’s one place I’d never go to

I'd never go again, the pigeon curry wasent like you get on the Soho Road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sign me up.

I saved you a spot at the cool table "

Is that the one by the door?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

No no no, match with meeeeeee

Hello lovely.

Ohhh Misty, if only it were possible, geeks like me never stand a chance with sexy peeps like you

What? I’m a geek!!! I’m about as sexy as a soggy football sock

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don’t eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks,

the greatest people you will ever meet … and the worst. Beware of plastics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got your freshmen, ROTC guys, preps, JV jocks, Asian nerds, cool Asians, Varsity jocks unfriendly black hotties, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don’t eat anything, desperate wannabes, burnouts, sexually active band geeks,

the greatest people you will ever meet … and the worst. Beware of plastics."

Mean boy, i mean girls lol

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Has there been a match yet lol

I’m still happy with my match from the last thread.

Are you not allowed another match then? Asking for a friend

I’m just mentally matching myself

No no no, match with meeeeeee

Hello lovely.

Ohhh Misty, if only it were possible, geeks like me never stand a chance with sexy peeps like you

What? I’m a geek!!! I’m about as sexy as a soggy football sock

I've seen both your pictures, and I'm pretty happy to curl up between you and be the meat in your sandwich

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

I'm in

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Mean boy, i mean girls lol"

Two for you Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco!

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Well late to the party but count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mean boy, i mean girls lol

Two for you Glen Coco. You go, Glen Coco!

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By *oulkissMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Curious to see how this turns out, I'm more differently-cool than uncool :p

So with that in mind, I'm in.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

God, we uncool kids are rubbish at matching,aren't we?

(Embarrassed moment as Elephantis realises that the silence is precisely because everyone else successfully paired off. He tiptoes quietly away, head hung in shame.)

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By *oxycouple28Couple
over a year ago

bexley

Total geeks here!

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