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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?"  Great minds think alike Nero good sir 
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"Grab it between your middle finger and thumb like you're clicking your fingers. Snap, and it's off. My party trick, along with telling be sizes. " That’s easy once you’ve taken it off, unless they cut the label out… | |||
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers? Great minds think alike Nero good sir
I agree though; Even Harry Houdini would struggle with some of them! "• Oh gosh! Apologies - I just saw your thread!  | |||
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers? Great minds think alike Nero good sir
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Oh gosh! Apologies - I just saw your thread! " Not at all Nero; one’s for putting them whilst the others one’s for their removal   | |||
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"Unless there's more than 2 hooks, men should be able to do it swiftly, with one hand. Sometimes we like to confuse you with front fastening bras though "Can unclip any bra with 3 fingers! | |||
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"Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo. Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier. If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly! "Can I practice on yours? | |||
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"Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo. Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier. If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly!
Can I practice on yours? "I've tucked mine in my socks at the minute, keeping them warm | |||
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"Never try to undo your bra Nero leaning forward. The weight of your boobs pulls the back tighter, hence the fasteners are harder to undo. Arch your back, take the weight off and they come undone much easier. If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly!
Can I practice on yours?
I've tucked mine in my socks at the minute, keeping them warm "Phwaor  | |||
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"...If you're still struggling next time I see you, I'll show you how to undo yours properly! "• I always struggle when you see me Boo. I'm the Perseus to your Medusa. | |||
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"Grab it between your middle finger and thumb like you're clicking your fingers. Snap, and it's off. My party trick, along with telling be sizes. That’s easy once you’ve taken it off, unless they cut the label out…" • Totally agree. That silky-slippery label is like a banana on the footpath: destined to make you slip!  | |||
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"...you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult. "• Yes, but how??!! 
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"Okay... One thing men can't do is guess an accurate bra size. I love menfolk, really I do. But no, you can't. D" True…. But given that even bra manufacturers can’t agree on it doesn’t help | |||
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"Okay... One thing men can't do is guess an accurate bra size. I love menfolk, really I do. But no, you can't. As far as bra removal goes, you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult. It's quite easy. But then I've spent too many years wearing many hooked bras. "36 c | |||
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"...you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult.
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Yes, but how??!!
Not very helpful, ex-wife. "Practise dear Watson, practise. Imagine two interlocking things. One with hooks. You kind of push them in a bit, up and then they come apart. Oh you'd be such a Watson! I mean that in the nicest way. I'd probably be a chubby Irene Adler. | |||
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"Okay... One thing men can't do is guess an accurate bra size. I love menfolk, really I do. But no, you can't. As far as bra removal goes, you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult. It's quite easy. But then I've spent too many years wearing many hooked bras.
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How did you know? I'm so clearly a C cup. Gosh, I take back everything I said previously. | |||
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts. Then let the sparks fly "Oooooft | |||
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts. Then let the sparks fly "Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter. | |||
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts. Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter. "I’m just turning up with scissors | |||
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?" What bra? My pointers are my nipples. | |||
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts. Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter.
I’m just turning up with scissors "Perfect, I'll leave the door unlocked. | |||
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts. Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter.
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"Teeth! No I usually start rubbing Thier breasts through their bra, they usually get the idea and unleash them themselves. If I do have to unhook, I do go two hands on the safe side. Be positive with the unhooking and it usually works. " • Thank you, Måggy. 
By the way, I do actually use my teeth to remove the •knickers•. It's an artform personified. | |||
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"I think the best way is to gently turn the lady round kissing her neck delicately the whole time. Use both hands to undo the clips… slowly. Hold that pose there for a few seconds and then cup the breasts as they are released. Then let the bra drop to the floor, turn the lady round again and stare in amazement at her beautiful breasts. Then let the sparks fly
Very cute. But I'm really glad people don't do that with me, I'd end up watersporting all over the floor from laughter. "Oh I don’t think it would be something I would try on you darling Meli. We would be too busy laughing | |||
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"...you just click the hooks off - there's nothing difficult.
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Yes, but how??!!
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Practise dear Watson, practise. Imagine two interlocking things. One with hooks. You kind of push them in a bit, up and then they come apart.
Oh you'd be such a Watson! I mean that in the nicest way.
I'd probably be a chubby Irene Adler. "• I do fondly remember when you and I used to interlock. The close-coupling was reminiscent of an MC Escher drawing.  | |||
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"Unless there's more than 2 hooks, men should be able to do it swiftly, with one hand. Sometimes we like to confuse you with front fastening bras though "• This situation has actually occurred: fumbling aimlessly in the dark around the back only to discover that the fastening was around the front. Damn you vixens! | |||
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"Use your teeth " • That's the best answer. ^ | |||
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"Use your teeth " I can’t get my teeth round my back though .. And no they don’t come out | |||
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"What bra? My pointers are my nipples. "This is a very good answer, y’know. I like it. | |||
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"Teeth! No I usually start rubbing Thier breasts through their bra, they usually get the idea and unleash them themselves. If I do have to unhook, I do go two hands on the safe side. Be positive with the unhooking and it usually works. • Thank you, Måggy.
By the way, I do actually use my teeth to remove the •knickers•. It's an artform personified."Suave. | |||
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"Use your teeth I can’t get my teeth round my back though .. And no they don’t come out " That’s ok. I’ll use mine | |||
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"Use your teeth I can’t get my teeth round my back though .. And no they don’t come out " You can borrow mine. | |||
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"Use your teeth I can’t get my teeth round my back though .. And no they don’t come out That’s ok. I’ll use mine "Deal | |||
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"Use your teeth I can’t get my teeth round my back though .. And no they don’t come out You can borrow mine. "Oh you and LB are tag teaming | |||
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"Use your teeth I can’t get my teeth round my back though .. And no they don’t come out You can borrow mine.
Oh you and LB are tag teaming"Deal. | |||
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?" Practice Practice Practice Get on line to M&S get one and oh yes Practice when it's easy get a blindfold and Yep PRACTICE | |||
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"What bra? My pointers are my nipples.
This is a very good answer, y’know. I like it."Thanks. There is a little joke in there for those Forumites who have seen my nipples. | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult "Back on? Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on. Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol! | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult "Is it helpful if it’s a big bra? Asking for a friend? | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend? "Oh I don't know if I'd want to help put that on at all | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend?
Oh I don't know if I'd want to help put that on at all "But then they’re left all bare & bouncy | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol!"Does require some level of physical exertion. Might not be worth the calories. I'm certainly not in the complaining camp | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Is it helpful if it’s a big bra?
Asking for a friend?
Oh I don't know if I'd want to help put that on at all
But then they’re left all bare & bouncy "What a crying shame | |||
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"Scissors! "I’m sure you used a knife on mine recently! | |||
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I’m sure you used a knife on mine recently! "No, using just my razor sharp wit I was able to talk you out of your clothes | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult "• My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good! | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
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My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good! "Sweet prince... The morning must eventually come | |||
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"That's ok, sometimes I struggle to take my own off haha " • Ah, so the quandary exists with both sexes?? | |||
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"Scissors! "• Do you carry on your goodself one of those expensive Swiss + Årmy Knïves? | |||
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers? Practice Practice Practice Get on line to M&S get one and oh yes Practice when it's easy get a blindfold and Yep PRACTICE " • Does it have to be M&S? Could I opt for a Rigby & Peller™? | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol!"• Blimey! You gø, sister! | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
Back on?
Mate one that thing comes off..I have zero desire to put it back on.
Last time at a club I couldn't be asked to put my stockings and knickers back on. Shoulda just wrapped my coat around. lol!
Does require some level of physical exertion. Might not be worth the calories. I'm certainly not in the complaining camp "lol! | |||
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My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good!
Sweet prince... The morning must eventually come "• "Sweet prince"! I shall interpret that as a term of endearment. | |||
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers?" I use just one hand, and kind of 'pinch' the clasp between fingers and thumb (thumb goes 'under' if you see what I mean?), usually don't have an issue.... | |||
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"Easy peasy. One hand job. May I suggest you practice more?! "Hand job - I wouldn't say no. | |||
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"The bigger the boobies, the trickier the procedure…the greater the reward "Ah. That’s why. I thought I made people nervous | |||
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"Not my £42 Harvey Nichols bra thanks lol " • Class. Pure unadulterated çlåss. | |||
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"May I suggest you practice more?! "Are you offering to be the practice model? Because if so I’m definitely in need of a few sessions. Say once a week to start with? | |||
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"Yes theres a knack. For a personal tutorial, you have to ask nicely....and warm your hands!" I'll wear gloves on the way to meeting you. | |||
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"I'm great at the unhooking bit!, it's the hooking it back on that I struggle with. That and catches on necklaces / bracelets... Big hands make that difficult
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My dear pedigree chum, why on earth would you want to hook it back on? When it's off, it's off, for good!
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"Fellow gentlemën (and perhaps even Ladiës, Binariës and Whateveriës)... As deft and dextrous as I like to think I am — when lost in the throes of passion I really struggle with the act of unhooking a bra. Is there a knack? What is the secret? What are your pointers? I use just one hand, and kind of 'pinch' the clasp between fingers and thumb (thumb goes 'under' if you see what I mean?), usually don't have an issue.... "Exaaaactly my winning method hahaha | |||
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"If only someone would volunteer so we could all have a practice "I nominate you babs. | |||
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"If only someone, such as myself, would volunteer so we could all have a practice "• Thank you Båbs, you are most magnanimous! | |||
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