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"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly. I help protect you all. " MET police. | |||
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"I talk a lot of mostly redundant shite " Politician? | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex " Fluffer? | |||
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"Give people things" Super spreader ? | |||
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"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts " Midwife | |||
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"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly. I help protect you all. MET police. " I think they do the opposite. Apologies to all Police officers who do a great job. | |||
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"I move numbers around spreadsheets to make them balance " The best job | |||
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"I learn about things, then find ways of explaining them better." The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings? | |||
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"They talk, I ask open ended questions they talk some more I ask some other questions they sometimes cry and I at times get some transferrance " Are you graham Norton? | |||
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"I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money! " Are you the HMRC? | |||
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"I help companies open things they need to run a business with, and then I steal all their money! Are you the HMRC? " Ha ha Not quite no | |||
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"I tell people what to do and then bollock them when they don’t do it " Best. Job. EVERR! | |||
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"I chat people up for a living " Toilet aftershave attendant person | |||
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"I chat people up for a living Toilet aftershave attendant person " Now give me money | |||
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"The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings? " I’ll have you know that my meetings are the fun ones. | |||
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"I drink coffee. I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. " Management. | |||
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"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts " But do you also pick up the fathers when they hit the deck? | |||
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"I help people push out living things out of their intimate parts But do you also pick up the fathers when they hit the deck? " They can pick themselves up | |||
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"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly. I help protect you all. " Chief biscuit tester in a posh uniform | |||
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"I drink coffee. I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. Management. " I can't even manage myself. | |||
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"The person that makes everyone fall asleep in meetings? I’ll have you know that my meetings are the fun ones." But do you supply goodies? | |||
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"I dont burn things so some people can live " Chef | |||
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"Give people things Super spreader ? " Royal Mail | |||
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"Piscatorial dismemberment " Fishmonger | |||
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"Piscatorial dismemberment Fishmonger " Someone's gotta do it | |||
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"what you do for a living. I make things for people to make things. Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all." I sit in a dark, windowless room (well, there is one tiny window) and spend the day buried under piles of dusty files and documents | |||
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"what you do for a living. I make things for people to make things. Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all. I sit in a dark, windowless room (well, there is one tiny window) and spend the day buried under piles of dusty files and documents " A wizard like Harry Potter | |||
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"But do you supply goodies? " I have people for that. | |||
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"I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes. " And how's that going for you? | |||
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"I drink coffee. I guess I could make myself out to be more important, but no, basically I drink coffee throughout the day. " Like your answer | |||
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"I draw lines and circles - turning them into shapes. And how's that going for you? " I do like things that are shapely. | |||
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"Annoy people 10km above sea level. " Trolley Dolly | |||
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"Annoy people 10km above sea level. Trolley Dolly" please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? " Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) | |||
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"People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me " That could be pretty much any of us. | |||
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"People only talk to me when they need something, otherwise they hate me That could be pretty much any of us." Sounds like my teenager | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) " Gizza job. | |||
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"I make sure that the numbers on some machines, that help make bits for things that fly or go vroom, are close enough to some other numbers. When the machine doesn't work, they phone me up to ask why. " Considering the recent maths geek posts you'd be forgiven for thinking this is J but it's actually B | |||
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"Annoy people 10km above sea level. Trolley Dolly please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here " These days, that term doesn`t just apply to one sex. | |||
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"Annoy people 10km above sea level. Trolley Dolly please Cabin Crew should be the term, we are not sexist on here " Or ignorant/illiterate, one would wish to think. I didn’t think the dynamic of the thread was to guess the profession though | |||
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"I go on your holiday with you. Gbat " 18- 30 holiday rep | |||
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"I go on your holiday with you. Gbat 18- 30 holiday rep " Close (ish). Right idea though! Gbat | |||
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"I look over other people's work trying to find flaws in them" Editor? | |||
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"I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use. Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response." Andrew Lloyd Webber? | |||
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"I'm the girl that makes the thing that drills the hole that holds the spring that drives the rod that turns the knob that works the thing-ummy-bob. I'm the girl that makes the thing that holds the oil that oils the ring that takes the shank that moves the crank that works the thing-ummy-bob. ( Thanks to Grace Kelly )" Or maybe Gracie Fields? | |||
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"I help people with equipment that they've newly bought and don't know how to use. Also I arrange sounds in a certain way so they invoke an emotional response. Andrew Lloyd Webber? " | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) Gizza job. " Tad far away mucker!! | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) Gizza job. Tad far away mucker!! " Spider story teller around the camp fire | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) Gizza job. Tad far away mucker!! " Don't ya just hate the distance thing? | |||
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"I impart wisdom into youth." Surely this is not possible! | |||
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"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique" Do you come with surgical gloves | |||
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"I impart wisdom into youth." Does it work on 52 year old men? | |||
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"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique Do you come with surgical gloves " Of course | |||
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"I can open a a cheese string wrapper with sterile technique Do you come with surgical gloves Of course " Kinky. | |||
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. " I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol | |||
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol " you're not my demographic I'm afraid | |||
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. I'm a struggling poor student n love a personal question lol you're not my demographic I'm afraid " Demographics are like boundaries made to be stretched | |||
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"I make it possible for us all to access this site " But don't answer are emails | |||
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"I make it possible for us all to access this site But don't answer are emails " I build it rather than sell it haha! | |||
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"I ask people really personal questions, then give them money. " You work at the sperm bank?? | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) Gizza job. Tad far away mucker!! Spider story teller around the camp fire " What spiders? Where!? | |||
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"Although not a madam, I gather people to have sex Fluffer? Swinging party organiser (if you can call that a job!?) Gizza job. Tad far away mucker!! Spider story teller around the camp fire What spiders? Where!? " Big hairy ones right behind you | |||
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"what you do for a living. I make things for people to make things. Over to you, we’re all professionals here, after all." Can’t tell you I would have to kill you ! | |||
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"I don’t know if I can describe it poorly but my boss would say I do it poorly. I help protect you all. " I do the same | |||
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"Training next level Avengers " Does that make them 'B' vengers then? | |||
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