FabSwingers.com forum: Bangers

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why on earth is a synonym for breasts, bangers?

Am I doing something wrong that I’ve never had a persons boobs go pop? Is this the new squirting and everyone will be declaring that they can make your nipples explode, whether you want them to or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be about sausages.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I thought this was going to be about sausages. "

Me too. I got all excited for nothing

Mrs

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I thought this was going to be about sausages.

Me too. I got all excited for nothing

Mrs "

Did anything go pop during the excitement?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Because they’re good for “banging”?

My favourite word for boobies if I’m honest

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I thought this was going to be about sausages. "

Language is funny, isn’t it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out"

I wouldn't mind a bit of tasty sausage again

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

"I thought this was going to be about sausages. "

I thought it was going to be about a firework we had as kids

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Because they’re good for “banging”?

My favourite word for boobies if I’m honest

Wouldn’t we be calling bums that then?

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out

I wouldn't mind a bit of tasty sausage again

How would you like the sausage?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out

I wouldn't mind a bit of tasty sausage again

How would you like the sausage? "

Warm and full of mouth watering flavour please

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I thought this was going to be about sausages.

Me too. I got all excited for nothing

Mrs

Did anything go pop during the excitement? "

Certainly did. Made a right mess

Mrs

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out

I wouldn't mind a bit of tasty sausage again

How would you like the sausage? "

Between a couple of baps?

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out

I wouldn't mind a bit of tasty sausage again

How would you like the sausage?

Between a couple of baps?"

A couple of Baps !!

Must be a foot long!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Maybe because they go so well with creamy white mash

I’ll bring some over and we can find out

I wouldn't mind a bit of tasty sausage again

How would you like the sausage?

Warm and full of mouth watering flavour please "

I thought you were going to say roasted

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I thought it was going to be a music thread…

But I do like bangers of both the tit & sausage variety

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I thought it was going to be a music thread…

But I do like bangers of both the tit & sausage variety

I’m a fan of all three!

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