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Its Traceys lunch time choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now "

Wow. Just wow. The first one is eating i suppose but What's the calorie content though in it?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I must say, I love these threads for their mind expanding properties

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I think the more important question is Charmander or Squirtle myself!

No one gives a fuck about Bulbasaur!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the more important question is Charmander or Squirtle myself!

No one gives a fuck about Bulbasaur!"

That's not in today's menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Hmmmm to Google or not to Google that is the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?! "

But which one is the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?!

But which one is the question "

Pass. Hard pass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?!

But which one is the question

Pass. Hard pass. "

Spoilsports

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?!

But which one is the question

Pass. Hard pass. "

Sounds like a bad case of constipation. In which case neither choice is right for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These choices are a bit "shite" now, aren't they?!

But which one is the question

Pass. Hard pass.

Sounds like a bad case of constipation. In which case neither choice is right for you "

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I googled....

If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.

Then a lifetime of shame.

Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I googled....

If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.

Then a lifetime of shame.

Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?"

That was a choice last week ??

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll just have tap water

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Eek… I imagine boxer Raphael Akpejiori may want to think about changing his nickname https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raphael_Akpejiori

although possibly not to the “Leningrad Steamer”

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I googled....

If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.

Then a lifetime of shame.

Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?

That was a choice last week ?? "

So which one of us is going to be on the recieving end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with my inner workings!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I googled....

If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.

Then a lifetime of shame.

Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?

That was a choice last week ??

So which one of us is going to be on the recieving end?"

Oh I’d never be the recipient of any of my lunchtime choices

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By *ndisMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I googled....

If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.

Then a lifetime of shame.

Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?"

Like a very downmarket marathon bar!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I googled....

If I had to pick it would be the hurricane.

Then a lifetime of shame.

Can I interest you in a Panamanian Petting Zoo?

That was a choice last week ??

So which one of us is going to be on the recieving end?

Oh I’d never be the recipient of any of my lunchtime choices "

Not even an Alabama Hot Pocket?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

As always darling OP it’s a hell no from me.

I’m kinky… but I’m not that kinky

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Are they vegan

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Are they vegan "

Depends on what the other person has eaten recently

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Nope from me again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now "

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

"

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration."

Good grief

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief "

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief "

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!! "

Just for fairness the other is

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Belfast

This has to be made up! They can't be real things, just a collection of words with the most abstract act attached to it just so you can show your mates what you found on urban dictionary?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!

Just for fairness the other is

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system."

While listening to Steve Wrights Sunday Love songs?? Or would that be weird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!

Just for fairness the other is

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

While listening to Steve Wrights Sunday Love songs?? Or would that be weird? "

yes thats too weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!

Just for fairness the other is

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system."

Amazingly, I think I took the lesser of two evils there. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Shit sex’

*Just to be clear, I am not interested in sex that involves defecation. It pains me that I need to add that disclaimer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!

Just for fairness the other is

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Amazingly, I think I took the lesser of two evils there. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Shit sex’

*Just to be clear, I am not interested in sex that involves defecation. It pains me that I need to add that disclaimer "

To add to your disclaimer I have not done nor am I interested in any of the said shit sex acts

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"You know what to do pick one of the following

LENINGRAD STEAMER

NIGERIAN HURRICAN

You all have a nice day now

Traceyt, I won’t Google them. I won’t. You can’t make me. And with that in mind, I choose the Nigerian Hurricane. Cringe.

Just for you beautiful lady

A sexual act in which a man poops, puts it in a blender, and then proceeds to rub his body with it. After this the man must quickly jump on his sex partner, attempting to cover them in as much of the feces as he can while also using anal penetration.

Good grief

Jeez for a second i thought it would be something weird!!

Just for fairness the other is

When one individual defecates upon another two (2) individuals, who are duct-taped together, whilst the two (2) individuals are naked and engaging in penetrative intercourse. The defecating individual then proceeded to rub his or her face in the defecated material, orally licking it clean. In order to apply, the defecation must contact the outer labia of the female reproductive anatomy and the urethra of the male reproductive system.

Amazingly, I think I took the lesser of two evils there. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘Shit sex’

*Just to be clear, I am not interested in sex that involves defecation. It pains me that I need to add that disclaimer "

Would you consider sex with no poo or pee that did include steve Wrights Sunday Love songs and breakfast in bed?

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