FabSwingers.com forum: The DOUCHING thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey! So who here douches if they're about to get pounded up the anal?! Or do you just ensure you are as clean as possible via the power of the shower?

Speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad this thread exists. The internet was incomplete until this

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By *illloganMan
over a year ago

Essex

I tried douching once, bit of a strange experience!

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

There are a few threads on this already.

I much prefer the bulb douche rather than shower head .. you control what goes in much better.

R x

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By *tar80sWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

"So glad this thread exists. The internet was incomplete until this

Lmao.

Whatever are we going to do now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So glad this thread exists. The internet was incomplete until this

Always happy to help!

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far. "

Try one of those brushes shaped like a toilet brush that attaches to a hose. Much better results I can imagine.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far. "

Do you blow bubbles?!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

Bought one of those kits with the hot-water bottle and tubing adapter thingy.

Easy, clean to use, and allows for great play afterwards.

Just be VERY Careful on the temperature of the water!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Bought one of those kits with the hot-water bottle and tubing adapter thingy.

Easy, clean to use, and allows for great play afterwards.

Just be VERY Careful on the temperature of the water!

^^ this is the voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah let them eat corn

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Nah let them eat corn "

A good host always provides the snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One knuckle or two

That is always the conundrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So glad this thread exists. The internet was incomplete until this

Lmao.

Whatever are we going to do now. "

Reluctantly might have to start talking to people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah let them eat corn

A good host always provides the snacks

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched a documentary where people were in an alpine spa. Part of the therapies were getting a series of coffee enemas.....

The 'plaques' they flushed out were disturbing.

But seriously, there are warnings about eradicating your natural bio flora if you do it too much.

Poop transplant anyone?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Power of the shower for me. As already state temp of the water is VERY important.

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.

Douching is for pussies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried it but I have a pressure washer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.

Douching is for pussies."

Nooo.. what about natural pussy flora?! Leave them alone too.

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

"If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.

Douching is for pussies.

Nooo.. what about natural pussy flora?! Leave them alone too. "

I meant only silly folk ram appliances up their arse to clean it out. Bit of sweet corn never hurt anyone.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I tend to douche whenever I'm planning on anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're brave enough to enter my arsehole then you should be brave enough to deal with the fall out. Literally.

Douching is for pussies.

Nooo.. what about natural pussy flora?! Leave them alone too.

I meant only silly folk ram appliances up their arse to clean it out. Bit of sweet corn never hurt anyone.

I got you first time :D

Also, always dreamt of having been rammed with a corn on the cob too. What a reminder. Star !

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Always douche before anal play.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

What I wonder is what people did before douching was a thing... Did people just accept the shit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What I wonder is what people did before douching was a thing... Did people just accept the shit?"

I'm guessing so!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"What I wonder is what people did before douching was a thing... Did people just accept the shit?"

If you look after your diet and listen to your body it will usually warn you when there's a risk of conditions being less than ideal up there.

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By *ngeleyes2749Woman
over a year ago

South East

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far.

Do you blow bubbles?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.

Am I fucking gross? Yeah, probably. But if you are sticking it up my shitter then I really hope you're not afraid of a bit of shit. I've had anal plenty of times and there has never been an issue, a smell or a dollop of shit in sight. I wouldn't do it if I had a runny asshole, or if I was expecting my shit of the day. Or if I had chicken korma for dinner.

You've got to be brave I suppose.

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

I sit on the water fountain outside the art museum in town

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I nip over to iceland ( not the shop the country) and hang my arse over a Geyser ( not geezer) and get my arse sterilised. Bit useless as my arse is exit only…

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.

You've got to be brave I suppose.

You might be lucky in your anal endeavours so far, a good friend of mine loves telling the story of a girl that shit in his bed when they were having anal sex... it does happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.

You've got to be brave I suppose.

Good thing they call me sir brucey the knight of buttinghamshire!

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By *weetpea2000Woman
over a year ago

Wexford

I have started to recently yes, with the bulb douche. Takes a bit of time though, half an hour at least to make sure you're completely empty...less time if your not as nit picky as me. Now if air goes up instead of water, then air comes out a-plenty!

I just now prefer the feeling of being empty, ready to be filled.

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have to be honest, I've never properly douched. I mean, I always give my asshole a triple clean every single day, but I never insert water and give my rectum walls a good jet wash.

You've got to be brave I suppose.

You might be lucky in your anal endeavours so far, a good friend of mine loves telling the story of a girl that shit in his bed when they were having anal sex... it does happen."

Met with a couple and the female half likes pegging guys and TV's. She told me about one guy and as she pulled out he shit all over her. So yes it does happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bulb douche always. Gives me the confidence to take the pegging.

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

I used to use a shower head but the local filling station stopped me using it as they said I was a crash hazard

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By *ularliWoman
6 weeks ago

Worcester

The replies on here are hilarious.

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By *ase4122Man
6 weeks ago

Lancashire

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far.

Try one of those brushes shaped like a toilet brush that attaches to a hose. Much better results I can imagine. "

I find if you use a snow foam attachment on the power wash it fits snuggly up there!

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By *ootnootboopCouple
6 weeks ago

Cheshire

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far.

Try one of those brushes shaped like a toilet brush that attaches to a hose. Much better results I can imagine.

I find if you use a snow foam attachment on the power wash it fits snuggly up there!"

All depends on the pressure of the snow foam gun

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By *erfHerder74Man
6 weeks ago

Greenock

Sadly shower attachment can cause pressure, a bulb is nicer

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By *ularliWoman
6 weeks ago

Worcester

"I use my garden hose and a bottle of fairy liquid and haven’t had any complaints so far. "

Squeaky clean?

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

"Sadly shower attachment can cause pressure, a bulb is nicer "

Use a bath shower attachment, pressure problem fixed.

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By *ornycougaWoman
6 weeks ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

"Sadly shower attachment can cause pressure, a bulb is nicer

Use a bath shower attachment, pressure problem fixed."

I tried that once and I nearly blew my brains out from the other end. A bulb is far less risky of causing internal damage!

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By *oodmessMan
6 weeks ago

yumsville

"Sadly shower attachment can cause pressure, a bulb is nicer

Use a bath shower attachment, pressure problem fixed.

I tried that once and I nearly blew my brains out from the other end. A bulb is far less risky of causing internal damage! "

That does conjure images.. bulbs are fine and can't say I've used the bath ones regularly but when I have it's fairly easy to get a low flow of water

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
6 weeks ago

Ryde

Nothing beats the classic hot water bottle with tube/adaptor.

Hubby gives me two of them when we are due to get up to anal, and if I am breaking out the strap-on, then he gets a pipe up the ol' Flumpet.

It's the cleanest, most reliable method of giving your 'arris a deep-clean, and making sure that familiar shit/lube aroma doesn't send play screeching to a halt.

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By *ampireLoveMan
6 weeks ago

Essex & Bristol

Totally needed for anal!

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