FabSwingers.com forum: How many fingers can you get up ya bum?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a game you will be playing at a party tonight ?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Yeah but just to be clear, would 3 thumbs at once still count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only."

Im a RGN, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Yeah but just to be clear, would 3 thumbs at once still count?

how many hands have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only."

Does Dreyfus count ? He was brilliant in jaws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying lol

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Does Dreyfus count ? He was brilliant in jaws. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

only if you breathe on the speculum first to warm it

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx"

Rightio, get my glove,.and lube. Ready,.this wont hurt much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not saying lol"

I think I already know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

only if you breathe on the speculum first to warm it

Wolf

Warming it ad we speak wolf, now if you would be so kind.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Yeah but just to be clear, would 3 thumbs at once still count?

To be clear - that looks like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Yeah but just to be clear, would 3 thumbs at once still count?

To be clear - that looks like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Yeah but just to be clear, would 3 thumbs at once still count?

To be clear - that looks like this

looks like 3 fists to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not saying lol

I think I already know

Do you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the party game you have to play before you play Roger the Lodger?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx

Rightio, get my glove,.and lube. Ready,.this wont hurt much

ok... give me a minute, this Norovirus has taken it out of me..

crack on then

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0"

KitKat Chunky or regular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 is my max had 2 on my last meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0

KitKat Chunky or regular?

we sometimes melt the edges of 4 kit kat chunkys,stick them together and pretend we're tiny people eating regular kitkats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0

KitKat Chunky or regular?

we sometimes melt the edges of 4 kit kat chunkys,stick them together and pretend we're tiny people eating regular kitkats"

weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only."

and just hope they don't put both their hands on your shoulders

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

and just hope they don't put both their hands on your shoulders"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

and just hope they don't put both their hands on your shoulders

That would be soooooo ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0"
would that be kit chunky's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx

Rightio, get my glove,.and lube. Ready,.this wont hurt much

ok... give me a minute, this Norovirus has taken it out of me..

crack on then

I promise to be gentle, just relax and take deep breaths, im going in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should look further down, before I open my big mouth

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Got to hand it to you, mate -you sure know how to have a good time! These winter evenings must fly by!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

Got to hand it to you, mate -you sure know how to have a good time! These winter evenings must fly by!

Living in the sticks, we make our own amusement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

How d'ya get ya fingers past ya head...???

*Hides....*

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

3 in sluts ass 4 at a push with lots of lube

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Sue here blushing we had a guy in the summer he liked it so much with lube and a bit of time i had 4 fingers in him close to a fist but he had to back out lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Sue here blushing we had a guy in the summer he liked it so much with lube and a bit of time i had 4 fingers in him close to a fist but he had to back out lol"

He backed out?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have almost managed a double fist.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have almost managed a double fist. "

You must be extremely flexible!

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By * starr -Woman
over a year ago

Burton on Trent.

"I have almost managed a double fist. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sue here blushing we had a guy in the summer he liked it so much with lube and a bit of time i had 4 fingers in him close to a fist but he had to back out lol

He backed out?!

backed up surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

I have slender fingers so if you relax I may be able to manage 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had anyone push my limit yet so don't no lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well i can get a cock and a vibrater up there at the same time. Not sure how many fingers that equates to and maybe i shouldnt be admitting to that pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I clenche at a finger tip ( Mrs)

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

A whole arm. But if youre talking about arse holes nowt more than a pinky or I'd bite the rest off

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only.

Im a RGN, does that count?

ok then.... ring off and I am clenching like a vice the second you pass the knuckle xx"

LMAO ... funny

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By *eicsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

Well the male half here can take a double fist in him..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clenching, just reading this....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with lube she got her hand.

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By *eicsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

loughborough

You need to relax.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl at chams managed get four fingers up me. It took a while to relax but I think I could have taken more with time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankyou for putting such images in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

I used to be a nail biter so you can imagine my natural reluctance to put them in my bum in case I have a relapse and start gnawing away without washing my hands!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

I used to be a nail biter so you can imagine my natural reluctance to put them in my bum in case I have a relapse and start gnawing away without washing my hands!

nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With some axle grease, I reckon I can manage 3!

I used to be a nail biter so you can imagine my natural reluctance to put them in my bum in case I have a relapse and start gnawing away without washing my hands!

I think I am going to be sick for the first time in 2013

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I clenche at a finger tip ( Mrs)"

tight arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends how much cider they have d*unk or whatever cheap booze they have consumed.

The problem is squeezing into the cardboard box without waking them up, they get a bit grizzly and shouty if you disturb them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girl at chams managed get four fingers up me. It took a while to relax but I think I could have taken more with time "

Don't tell me, the safe word was "a gockle og geer"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A girl at chams managed get four fingers up me. It took a while to relax but I think I could have taken more with time

Don't tell me, the safe word was "a gockle og geer"

Could she work his eyes and mouth at the same time do you think?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"if someone has Dr before their name and a medical one at that..... then, they may insert one.

and one only."

Yup.... but even then they'd have to wine and dine me first, I aint easy!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well the male half here can take a double fist in him..

Bet you can't clap though!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0"

OMFG... remind me to get to the buffet before them!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0

OMFG... remind me to get to the buffet before them!!

Better double check it is chocolate coating on them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat zero!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Kitkats 3

Chocolate fingers 8

Trifle sponges 0

OMFG... remind me to get to the buffet before them!!

Better double check it is chocolate coating on them!

Thanks for the heads up.... ooeerr, probably the wrong thing to say on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big fat zero!!! "

A fist still includes fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one at a time or all together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big fat zero!!!

A fist still includes fingers

Never ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big fat zero!!!

A fist still includes fingers

Never ever!"

Bet your bum tightened at the thought though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifteen fingers, three thumbs, ten toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we talking cadburys fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only use tissue on me bum

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the cowboy walked into the bar and said put your hands up you bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Finger removed by poster at 31/12/12 17:35:29]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jim? You searched for this thread?

Anyway, op, I recon I could get both hands in there if I tried, I always aim big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" [ ring removed by fire brigade on 22/11/17 at 04:04 16 ] "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" [ fingers removed by squeezing really hard on 22/11/17 at 04:04 16 ] ""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim? You searched for this thread?

Anyway, op, I recon I could get both hands in there if I tried, I always aim big.

Jim's a very hands on bloke when it comes to resreach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim? You searched for this thread?

Anyway, op, I recon I could get both hands in there if I tried, I always aim big.

Jim's a very hands on bloke when it comes to resreach

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By *issminxandmrcCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

omg!! 82 REPLIES IN 1 MINUTE!!!

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