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By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Bursting through your door...

What's the largest thing to hand you could smash there heads in? Is it big enough or are the zombies eating your brain?

Ps...yes someone will say cock or dildo x

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Is this a hypothetical question or actually real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a hypothetical question or actually real? "

Too slow, you've been gobbled up!

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

Probably my claw hammer. Or a stale loaf of Hovis. Im not sure what is more damaging actually.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I have a Steinberger Headless Bass guitar that would make a really good club.

I also have a didgeridoo that'd work

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Is this a hypothetical question or actually real?

Too slow, you've been gobbled up!

Oh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has been watching too much of 'The Walking Dead'. It is a fictional series not a documentary by the way!

Having said that... I have a saxophone in the front room and that can be pretty dangerous if wielded with precision (or if I tried playing it - that would frighten anyone away).

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

16 inches of pure platinum silicone in the shape of a gigantic tentacle.

Not the sharpest or hardest object, but it's definitely hefty enough to do some damage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind grabbing anything, I'm heading to The Winchester until it all blows over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can have me

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That I can lift and throw or swing at them with?

Maybe my slipper, or a Lucozade bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Dragonglass to hand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a very heavy thick glass vase on the window. I reckon that would do the job. If not, I'll show the zombie my cool dance that I've been working on for the last 18 minutes and he will pity me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see anything heavy around but I do have lots of candles, a lighter, deodorant and hairspray so I reckon I do some flamethrowing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the cat, she will purp and pummell them into submission

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By *nigmatic x DivinityCouple
over a year ago

Up town top ranking

Poetry book lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numerous solid electric guitars and numerous mix stands, a couple with solid metal round bases.

Zombie skulls ain't surviving them... even if they do love you just for yer brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me sir …. But ain’t no nothing bursting throw my door no fucking way hoe zey…

But if u mean the house door ….

I would try to speak zombienes :

“ wooooooooould yoooouuuuuu liiiiiiiike

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Bloooooooooooodyyyyyy Maaaaaaaaryyyyyyy

Is think would be smashing ….

I been a zombie a few times myself … donkey style xx

I had a big creature the other day and she walk in my house … she had a big bum , the biggest thing ever , so amazing … beautiful thing

And jumped on of me making strange noises ,,, and she had a mouth between her legs that started trying to eat my face … I couldn’t scape . I was trapped with her on top of me… I couldn’t breath .

You think was zombie trying to eat my brain ?

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

frying pan,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lava lamp to the face

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Ain’t getting through my door

I fitted the best Everest!

Watched a video of police trying to smash through the door

No zombies are getting through!

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A massive meat cleaver or all manner of tools.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

The complete works of H.P Lovecraft, its a special edition hard back book that weighs a ton!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

A golf club

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

12kg Himalayan salt lamp

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I have a few things.

A sjambock and a giant wooden hammer being the main ones, followed by a machete and baseball bats.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Surrounded myself with running machines at full speed...

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By *illiam101000Man
over a year ago

Melton Mowbray

12 bore .

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I'd pick up the nearest kid and hit "em with that.... the little brats do my head in so it's gotta work on a Zombie

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yup zombie's have nothing on teen-agers.

Zombies will run for the hills when a group of mardy teens are let loose on them complaining about everyfuckinhthing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The zombies just broke into the wrong house

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

My husband was a zombie in a very popular film, and I'd just let him eat me.

Out, I meant.

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Zombie is about to get food poisoning

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

They would read some of My posts on here then think - hang on theres no brains in this one!!! And move on

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve a compressor, I could just feed the hose into their mouths and turn it on blowing them up. OR! I’ve a massive crowbar, axe, sledgehammer to hand… hmm I’m at work so I could get pretty inventive

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"16 inches of pure platinum silicone in the shape of a gigantic tentacle.

Not the sharpest or hardest object, but it's definitely hefty enough to do some damage."

Ok, I’m intrigued.

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

my gu....oh wait they are illegal

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By *andaloriansCouple
over a year ago

Malvern

Lol. Im kitted out, supplies, weapons and even have a grab box for emergencies! Id grab my family and head to my bolthole, then settle into post apoc life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my gu....oh wait they are illegal

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lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m just gonna stand beside Blu and follow her lead.

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

I've never found rangers fans that hard to deal with tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just gonna stand beside Blu and follow her lead."
lol we will just crank up Volbeat Shotgun blues and break out the 12 gauges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, I might not want to smash their heads in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But, I might not want to smash their heads in? "
You can be the sexy diversion. Hopefully they were on fab in their former life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But, I might not want to smash their heads in? You can be the sexy diversion. Hopefully they were on fab in their former life."

You're leaving me to get gangbanged by zombies? Awesome.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

What about tying them up and playing the ps5 with them? Give them a rotting carcus to gnaw on and they are set for life(death)

It worked for Shaun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But, I might not want to smash their heads in? You can be the sexy diversion. Hopefully they were on fab in their former life.

You're leaving me to get gangbanged by zombies? Awesome. "
lol no rose and I have reload at some point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dining room chair probably

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