FabSwingers.com forum: TO ALL THE MEN OUT THERE

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right men listen up......

I'm advocating a COCK STRIKE!

As you all know, we outnumber the girls by about 100/1 here on fab.

Sometimes we see posts from our fellow men friends crying out for the attention of the ladies.

They have it easy on here, sitting back, relaxing, deciding which of us to reply too.

They've had it too good for far to long.

Let's unite together and totally ignore them from this point on, and support those of our sex that have been ignored, or objectified.

Are you in?....

COCK STRIKE IS THE WAY FORWARD!!

LETS SEE HOW THEM FEMALES REACT WHEN THEY REALISE THERE IS NO MORE COCK

Remember guys they need us more than we need them,

Are you in???

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

SCAAAAAAB!

Gbat

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Are you in??? "

You're just trying to avoid hearing this question again aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you in???

You're just trying to avoid hearing this question again aren't you?"

Intruder (yes you made me giggle)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can I withhold something that nobody wants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain’t had a shag for ages anyway so makes jack shit difference to me x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Alright everyone back in the pile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How can I withhold something that nobody wants?"

Believe me mate once they are starved of it, they will message you

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Are you in???

You're just trying to avoid hearing this question again aren't you?

Intruder (yes you made me giggle) "

If I bind my tits and put the strap on on can I stop being considered an intruder?

If not, I'll just make sure the women aren't going unsatisfied during the cock strike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Its easy as I don't get any anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right men listen up......

I'm advocating a COCK STRIKE!

As you all know, we outnumber the girls by about 100/1 here on fab.

Sometimes we see posts from our fellow men friends crying out for the attention of the ladies.

They have it easy on here, sitting back, relaxing, deciding which of us to reply too.

They've had it too good for far to long.

Let's unite together and totally ignore them from this point on, and support those of our sex that have been ignored, or objectified.

Are you in?....

COCK STRIKE IS THE WAY FORWARD!!

LETS SEE HOW THEM FEMALES REACT WHEN THEY REALISE THERE IS NO MORE COCK

Remember guys they need us more than we need them,

Are you in??? "

^Dick Lynch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I ain’t had a shag for ages anyway so makes jack shit difference to me x"

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck that shit.

I’m gonna go an shoot clunge in a barrel while ya’ll are on strike.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm buying shares in dildos manufacturers, got a funny feeling sales are going up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear hear! And a club strike too, just to see how long they'd be able to stay open without the men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hear hear! And a club strike too, just to see how long they'd be able to stay open without the men

Good thinking I've promoted you to union rep

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In.

Its easy as I don't get any anyway "

Wonko they'll be in touch...believe me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Totally agree....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Totally agree.... "

Here we go boys!

Making out we are replaceable ha

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By *r SteelhammerMan
over a year ago

belfast

Good luck to your strike more women for me although I don't seem to get any on here

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Totally agree.... "

And for those of us who are bi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not into women but if I get donuts I’m happy to stand and the back shouting scaaaaaaab at people who have nothing to do with the strike. If I get jam donuts I’ll even carry a placard with sone strikey words on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

She's worried boys take no notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Its easy as I don't get any anyway

Wonko they'll be in touch...believe me "

Only if I was the last man on earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to set up my own union - like in the days of the miners strike (some of us have been unemployed for too long and need to go back to work!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to set up my own union - like in the days of the miners strike (some of us have been unemployed for too long and need to go back to work!)"

One union one voice my mate

Let's starve them of cock

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Right men listen up......

I'm advocating a COCK STRIKE!

As you all know, we outnumber the girls by about 100/1 here on fab.

Sometimes we see posts from our fellow men friends crying out for the attention of the ladies.

They have it easy on here, sitting back, relaxing, deciding which of us to reply too.

They've had it too good for far to long.

Let's unite together and totally ignore them from this point on, and support those of our sex that have been ignored, or objectified.

Are you in?....

COCK STRIKE IS THE WAY FORWARD!!

LETS SEE HOW THEM FEMALES REACT WHEN THEY REALISE THERE IS NO MORE COCK

Remember guys they need us more than we need them,

Are you in??? "
where do we form the picket line??

and it this is an officila strke where do i collect my stike pay,,

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Cocks of the world unite!!

They’ll show defiance so stay hard, brothers. I mean strong.

How will we know it’s over? Will there be a bell at the end??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can I withhold something that nobody wants?"

Pmsl

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A cunning ploy OP, we all know how women feign disinterest until they are told they can’t have something, then it’s the only thing they want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to set up my own union - like in the days of the miners strike (some of us have been unemployed for too long and need to go back to work!)

One union one voice my mate

Let's starve them of cock "

I plan on going back down the pit, it may be a tight squeeze and it might be dark in there, but it's where a man belongs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cocks of the world unite!!

They’ll show defiance so stay hard, brothers. I mean strong.

How will we know it’s over? Will there be a bell at the end??"

Haha I like your play on words

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I'll do what I normally do....fresh batteries ready..you guys crack on with your strike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* plug into charger*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll do what I normally do....fresh batteries ready..you guys crack on with your strike."

She's just being flippant guys take no notice .....they need us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*destroys the world's battery reserves*

See how long they last now!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

She's worried boys take no notice "

I'll just switch teams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

She's worried boys take no notice

I'll just switch teams"

I'm sensing panic

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!"

I bet you are

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Ladies they make take our batteries and our dildo's but they can never take our fingers...sooo ladies what will we do with ourselves now the cocks have gone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!"

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!"

Good point! Silver linings!!

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

Hubby is ex forces...win..win

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

OP. Are you SHOUTING?

Please turn it down a bit…

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

Hubby is ex forces...win..win

Ask him to message me please, I may need to use some if his contacts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP. Are you SHOUTING?

Please turn it down a bit…

He's got a MEGAPHONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This suits me as I actually dislike cock pics

So bring it on guys

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OP. Are you SHOUTING?

Please turn it down a bit…

He's got a MEGAPHONE

Jesus and the wee donkey… I thought I had my hearing aid turned up for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Totally agree....

And for those of us who are bi...

Was just about to say the same thinggggg!

Strap ons can play a part too if we really wanted

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the record

Only one cock pic on profile

Don’t send to every Tracey Linda or Helen

Just as post script

Where is foof Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

What are we striking for? I can't strike for something I don't usually get anyway.

If its bacon sarnies however, I'm in.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m with you brother. Let’s channel our inner Mick Lynch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Or snore

Or take up all the bed

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Totally agree....

And for those of us who are bi...

Was just about to say the same thinggggg!

Strap ons can play a part too if we really wanted

Miss S x"

Can you all hurry up and strike now please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with the strike as i don’t need a man to get what i want and like hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Better results?

Are you hearing this guys?

Goid luck getting a facial

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Or snore

Or take up all the bed

Or sweat

Or have bad breath

Or steal the quilt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Better results?

Are you hearing this guys?

Goid luck getting a facial

There's a didlo you can buy that ejaculates

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dildo **

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll up ladies i can keep you all satisfied hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries "

They don’t even need batteries anymore , you just plug in and charge x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Lads the above shows just how much we are taken for granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries

They don’t even need batteries anymore , you just plug in and charge x "

Think of the rising cost of energy! And looming power cuts.....good luck

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well I'm not in but it's nice of use to be in so it balance's the numbers a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries

They don’t even need batteries anymore , you just plug in and charge x

Think of the rising cost of energy! And looming power cuts.....good luck

Costs next to nothing to charge mate sorry , try again x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lads the above shows just how much we are taken for granted

Absolutely!! Also it's obvious panic is setting in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I'm not in but it's nice of use to be in so it balance's the numbers a little

S C A B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The picket line does not feel strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you all be stood to attention outside the doors waving your placard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Or snore

Or take up all the bed

Or sweat

Or have bad breath

Or steal the quilt "

Stop! We're already dead!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can the strike end after this thread. Because if I’m truthful, I might have copped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you all be stood to attention outside the doors waving your placard. "

Pole, not dole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The picket line does not feel strong"

Inundated with private message sign ups my mate....mainly from the men who are part of a couple!

Wait and see this is going to be huge

May even effect future birth rates

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Will you all be stood to attention outside the doors waving your placard. "

Our placards will be covering our goods. We will remain strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries

They don’t even need batteries anymore , you just plug in and charge x

Think of the rising cost of energy! And looming power cuts.....good luck

My fingers are better than any cock.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Well I'm not in but it's nice of use to be in so it balance's the numbers a little

S C A B

Na one for the team

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you all be stood to attention outside the doors waving your placard.

Our placards will be covering our goods. We will remain strong

Well said "brother"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a little denial a turn on. Carry on as you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Or snore

Or take up all the bed

Or sweat

Or have bad breath

Or steal the quilt

Stop! We're already dead!"

But they forget that lying next to a menopausal woman can be unbearable!

Realises that he may be in trouble now with women of a certain age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need a logo guys

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can the strike end after this thread. Because if I’m truthful, I might have copped off

Ooooh! Exciting

I'm not sure the workforce is united, hang in there...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"Lads the above shows just how much we are taken for granted

Absolutely!! Also it's obvious panic is setting in "

We need to start the revolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Or snore

Or take up all the bed

Or sweat

Or have bad breath

Or steal the quilt "

Bit harsh !

You forgot about the farting

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Right men listen up......

I'm advocating a COCK STRIKE!

As you all know, we outnumber the girls by about 100/1 here on fab.

Sometimes we see posts from our fellow men friends crying out for the attention of the ladies.

They have it easy on here, sitting back, relaxing, deciding which of us to reply too.

They've had it too good for far to long.

Let's unite together and totally ignore them from this point on, and support those of our sex that have been ignored, or objectified.

Are you in?....

COCK STRIKE IS THE WAY FORWARD!!

LETS SEE HOW THEM FEMALES REACT WHEN THEY REALISE THERE IS NO MORE COCK

Remember guys they need us more than we need them,

Are you in??? "

Oh no, whatever will we do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I still use my tongue and fingers!

*loophole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I find a little denial a turn on. Carry on as you were

But for how long?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Can I still use my tongue and fingers!

*lickhole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair"

What about the hairy ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to decline cause of this site its a different story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your boots.

You will break first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

What about the hairy ones?"

I don't eat carpets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't need cocks , have you seen the range of strap on's avaliable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

What about the hairy ones?

I don't eat carpets."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

What about the hairy ones?

I don't eat carpets.

I suggest you deploy the Makita and trim up

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"*destroys the world's battery reserves*

See how long they last now! "

My hubby brought me one that runs from the mains. As Rishi n crew are subsidising utilities I'll be fine for another 2 months ????

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

"
that's it, I'll buy shares in battery companies, keep it up boys!!!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I still use my tongue and fingers!

*anyhole"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

What about the hairy ones?

I don't eat carpets.

I suggest you deploy the Makita and trim up

You are such hard work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fill your boots.

You will break first!"

Oh really??

Listen to this "comrades"

They really do think we need them haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries "

If the surveys are correct, most of us can be replaced by 5.19 inches of plastic and enthusiasm..

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By *yresMan
over a year ago

Midland town

"I'll do what I normally do....fresh batteries ready..you guys crack on with your strike."
typical women, EVERREADY!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

What about the hairy ones?

I don't eat carpets.

I suggest you deploy the Makita and trim up

You are such hard work.

I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Remember guys you can be replaced by 8 inches of plastic and 4 aaa batteries

If the surveys are correct, most of us can be replaced by 5.19 inches of plastic and enthusiasm.."

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can men please send me cock pics?

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can men please send me cock pics?

Thank you. "

Don't break guys, she's testing our resilience

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By *ackbydemandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

If all the men went on strike, the women would please each other. After a week they wouldn't want us back ever again. It's a stupid idea and it'll never work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Minge is overrated anyway to be fair

What about the hairy ones?

I don't eat carpets.

I suggest you deploy the Makita and trim up

You are such hard work.

I'm easy

Awesome, on your back please.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I do love cock but I won't die!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If all the men went on strike, the women would please each other. After a week they wouldn't want us back ever again. It's a stupid idea and it'll never work."

Don't think like that comrade

They need us more than you know!

Never heard of a woman getting throat fucked by a clitorus have you?

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By *arkyp_321Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Lol …you think that’ll last ….one sniff of pussy and it’ll be cocks out and at the ready !!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!"

I'm so down for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that"

Me too.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Let the mountain come to Mohammed is my philosophy.

If you want to chase it then they’ll become disinterested in you

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

I take the bins out, walk the dog, wash the car's, look after the kid's when she's out and apparently my tongues pretty good.. Safe until Alexa is autonomous and mobile at least..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill your boots.

You will break first!

Oh really??

Listen to this "comrades"

They really do think we need them haha "

I already have a child, so what else can you do for me that a woman cannot?

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ive given up on this site ,here to have a look in the forums .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fkin dyin at some of these responses OMFG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill your boots.

You will break first!

Oh really??

Listen to this "comrades"

They really do think we need them haha "

We don't. I'd rather having a wank then watch YouTube videos on how the pyramids appeared.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What are your demands by the way? And your union name?

Cocks United. National Treaty.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too. "

Mr is searching for his old uniform..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fill your boots.

You will break first!

Oh really??

Listen to this "comrades"

They really do think we need them haha

I already have a child, so what else can you do for me that a woman cannot?"

Shoot spunk onto your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men please send me cock pics?

Thank you. "

Only if you send Fanny pics!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too. "

Oh, I have one of those too!

Let me know if you want to borrow him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol …you think that’ll last ….one sniff of pussy and it’ll be cocks out and at the ready !!!"

Where did you sniff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men please send me cock pics?

Thank you.

Only if you send Fanny pics!!!!"

Again? Jeez how many do you need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men please send me cock pics?

Thank you. "

My cock is too old, despite it's optimistic outlook..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your demands by the way? And your union name?

Cocks United. National Treaty.

We have an intruder guys! Tell her nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In "

Now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The post is on strike the nurses are on strike, what you striking for op, demands on more messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can men please send me cock pics?

Thank you.

Only if you send Fanny pics!!!!

Again? Jeez how many do you need. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too.

Oh, I have one of those too!

Let me know if you want to borrow him!"

I had a dream about this...

I'll take all the army guys thankyou!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"What are your demands by the way? And your union name?

Cocks United. National Treaty.

We have an intruder guys! Tell her nothing "

You think strikes end without negotiation? Amateurs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The post is on strike the nurses are on strike, what you striking for op, demands on more messages

Mate my inbox is constantly full!

They harass me daily

I have 17 stalkers!!

I'm fighting for my less popular comrades my brother

I'm so selfless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are your demands by the way? And your union name?

Cocks United. National Treaty.

We have an intruder guys! Tell her nothing

You think strikes end without negotiation? Amateurs.

We refuse to negotiate

Our terms will be published in due course

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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago

Z'ha'dum

I blame Rishi Sunak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too.

Oh, I have one of those too!

Let me know if you want to borrow him!

I had a dream about this...

I'll take all the army guys thankyou! "

ALL??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too.

Oh, I have one of those too!

Let me know if you want to borrow him!

I had a dream about this...

I'll take all the army guys thankyou!

ALL?? "

On reflection I only need about 5 or 6.

I may of been a tad over enthusiastic.

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By *akeanyoneMan
over a year ago

You're not wrong OP, men on here need to understand the 11th man theory

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too.

Oh, I have one of those too!

Let me know if you want to borrow him!

I had a dream about this...

I'll take all the army guys thankyou!

ALL??

On reflection I only need about 5 or 6.

I may of been a tad over enthusiastic."

I was going to say, I've heard of greedy girls but that was taking the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The post is on strike the nurses are on strike, what you striking for op, demands on more messages

Mate my inbox is constantly full!

They harass me daily

I have 17 stalkers!!

I'm fighting for my less popular comrades my brother

I'm so selfless "

Like a Caucasian Ghandi very giving and humble of you Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The post is on strike the nurses are on strike, what you striking for op, demands on more messages

Mate my inbox is constantly full!

They harass me daily

I have 17 stalkers!!

I'm fighting for my less popular comrades my brother

I'm so selfless

Like a Caucasian Ghandi very giving and humble of you Op "

Bless you my children

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

What about those of us who like talking to women, whether or not a cock is involved?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I'm just waiting for someone from the Armed Forces to jump in and replace you all, like they normally do when a strikes on!

I'm so down for that

Me too.

Oh, I have one of those too!

Let me know if you want to borrow him!

I had a dream about this...

I'll take all the army guys thankyou!

ALL??

On reflection I only need about 5 or 6.

I may of been a tad over enthusiastic.

I was going to say, I've heard of greedy girls but that was taking the biscuit "

Was it soggy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Now?"

Can’t you feel it ?

#fragileEgo

So take that into consideration

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about those of us who like talking to women, whether or not a cock is involved?"

You can still chat comrade

Just don't discuss union affairs

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Toys that produce better results. And don't talk. Or want to cuddle. Or breathe on you.

Or snore

Or take up all the bed

Or sweat

Or have bad breath

Or steal the quilt

Bit harsh !

You forgot about the farting

I don't need a man when it comes to farting

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I can withhold my cock for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Now?

Can’t you feel it ?

#fragileEgo

So take that into consideration "

Best

Ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold my cock for a bit"

Typical male.

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Swear to go if I see anyone cross the penis line I'm gonna be pissed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The post is on strike the nurses are on strike, what you striking for op, demands on more messages

Mate my inbox is constantly full!

They harass me daily

I have 17 stalkers!!

I'm fighting for my less popular comrades my brother

I'm so selfless

Like a Caucasian Ghandi very giving and humble of you Op

Bless you my children "

Dad is that you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can hold my cock for a bit

Typical male."

You would if you had one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can hold my cock for a bit

Typical male.

You would if you had one

I do

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do? "

Don't break ranks!!

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"*destroys the world's battery reserves*

See how long they last now! "

Mine are rechargable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can withhold my cock for a bit"

Are all the men thinking 'if we withhold it, they will come'? There was the semi happy ending but i dont think it's gonna happen here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do? "

No woody don't break!

We're talking months here comrade

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do? "

Are you going to take another pic with something down your jeans Woody? Please and thank you

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

Are you going to take another pic with something down your jeans Woody? Please and thank you

Please let it be a little strike placard. Too cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol you know we don't actually need your cocks when we've got boxes full of toys?

Totally agree with this

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can hold my cock for a bit

Typical male.

You would if you had one

I do

Fake ones don't count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

No woody don't break!

We're talking months here comrade "

Months? You may lose a few guys

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

Are you going to take another pic with something down your jeans Woody? Please and thank you

Please let it be a little strike placard. Too cute.

Now that would be great by me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

No woody don't break!

We're talking months here comrade

Months? You may lose a few guys

Questioning our resilience guys

We can do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

No woody don't break!

We're talking months here comrade "

Can I at least go to the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

Are you going to take another pic with something down your jeans Woody? Please and thank you

Please let it be a little strike placard. Too cute.

haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is the strike over yet? I’ve got things to do?

Are you going to take another pic with something down your jeans Woody? Please and thank you

Please let it be a little strike placard. Too cute.

haha

Alone yes!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I can withhold my cock for a bit

Are all the men thinking 'if we withhold it, they will come'? There was the semi happy ending but i dont think it's gonna happen here lol"

My cocks deliciously irresistible, the ladies always come

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Always remember guys!

You own the cock and not the other way round

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