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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. "  reeking of poverty omg | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? " Only if housework gives you a hard on. | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? " Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if housework gives you a hard on." Great minds, Nanna | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings "Not just cheap - nasty also | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if housework gives you a hard on. Great minds, Nanna "I'm looking for a sub who likes shopping in B&M and housework  | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings "Got my ironing board in there. Haven't felt any sexual urge towards it yet.. | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings
Not just cheap - nasty also"I got a box of lovely little pink Christmas baubles from B&M last year. They look nice next to my Fortnum and Mason hand painted ones. | |||
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"I go to home bargains, I’m too poor for b&m" Now you're talking my kind of shopping.. | |||
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"I go to home bargains, I’m too poor for b&m" I thought B&M was cheaper than Home Bargains. | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings
Not just cheap - nasty also
I got a box of lovely little pink Christmas baubles from B&M last year. They look nice next to my Fortnum and Mason hand painted ones."Fortnum and Mason is my tea bag, marmalade , sweeties and biscuit shop ...... then the mezzanine then nowt else. | |||
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"Isn’t pride one of the deadly sins?! "I believe so is covert and lust to which I fail on a daily basis | |||
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"There are widely 2 types of people, those who shop in Waitrose and those who shop in Lidl. Those who shop in Waitrose are usually skint as they are trying to appear wealthy by buying the best they can (and probably washing the salt of their cars) Whereas those who shop in Lidl (and don't wash their car every week) are actually richer as they don't spend all their money on overpriced crap!" We shop at Sainsbury's because it's the closest supermarket. What does that mean?! | |||
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"There are widely 2 types of people, those who shop in Waitrose and those who shop in Lidl. Those who shop in Waitrose are usually skint as they are trying to appear wealthy by buying the best they can (and probably washing the salt of their cars) Whereas those who shop in Lidl (and don't wash their car every week) are actually richer as they don't spend all their money on overpriced crap! We shop at Sainsbury's because it's the closest supermarket. What does that mean?!" Same as me! All about the Nectar points | |||
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings
Not just cheap - nasty also
I got a box of lovely little pink Christmas baubles from B&M last year. They look nice next to my Fortnum and Mason hand painted ones.
Fortnum and Mason is my tea bag, marmalade , sweeties and biscuit shop ...... then the mezzanine then nowt else."I shop online. I'd probably have to go into the city to find a store. What are the marmalades like? | |||
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"B&M have just released Poppets hot chocolate. You haven't lived until you've tried the mint one. It's the dogs bollocks. " I don't think I'll like something that's the flavour of dog's bollocks  | |||
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"B&M have just released Poppets hot chocolate. You haven't lived until you've tried the mint one. It's the dogs bollocks. I don't think I'll like something that's the flavour of dog's bollocks "I think he means after your dog has eaten a whole pack of polos and licked itself clean. | |||
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"B&M have just released Poppets hot chocolate. You haven't lived until you've tried the mint one. It's the dogs bollocks. I don't think I'll like something that's the flavour of dog's bollocks "Its more poodle than alsatian. Also its literally impossible to walk into a B&M and walk out with just one item. Its like a force takes over your body and fills a basket with crap you know you don't need but its 3 times cheaper than Tesco. | |||
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My car is filthy but that's because of where I live and constantly in the road. I wash it myself with a bucket and sponge but by the end of the next day it's filthy again. Do you suggest I have to wash my car every day?  | |||
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"I love B&M, home bargains, savers, Aldi, charity shops, Poundland etc. Saves me loads of money to spend on hipster craft beers "Exactly this | |||
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"Jeez, how judgemental
My car is filthy but that's because of where I live and constantly in the road. I wash it myself with a bucket and sponge but by the end of the next day it's filthy again. Do you suggest I have to wash my car every day? "The chauffeur is supposed to do it. | |||
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"Jeez, how judgemental
My car is filthy but that's because of where I live and constantly in the road. I wash it myself with a bucket and sponge but by the end of the next day it's filthy again. Do you suggest I have to wash my car every day?
The chauffeur is supposed to do it."Ahhhh, yes of course. How could one forget. | |||
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"Love this on the internet …loads more ! 1. ‘Darling, do we need parmesan for both houses?’ 2. ‘Please don’t rummage in the reduced bin darling, someone from the golf club might see you.’ 3. ‘Darling what have I told you? It’s bay-zil, not baz-il. You’re making a fool of us.’ 4. ‘You’ll like potato darling, it’s what Gnocchi is made of’ 5. ‘No marinated artichokes? It’s like East Berlin in here’ 6. ‘I’d never accept anything less than an inquisitively laid egg on my breakfast table.’ 7. ‘Ever since they started to offer free coffee in here it has been like a bloody soup kitchen.’ 8. ‘I went to ASDA once and the checkout assistant didn’t even know what Cambozola was. Rough as dogs.’ 9. ‘Mummy, will we have to sell some of the holiday homes now that we have left the EU?’ 10. ‘Simon, don’t get the basic hummus – you’ll make a laughing stock of me’ 11. ‘Daddy does lego have a silent ‘T’, like merlot?’ 12. ‘Elijah, put those down. I’ve told you what kind of people eat crisps’ 13. ‘Don’t forget the Cashmere enriched toilet roll, darling.’ 14. ‘Put the Daily Mail down right this instant.’ 15. ‘Horatio! Put down that papaya!’ 16. ‘It’s hardly Fortnum and Mason darling, but since daddy put me on a budget I’m having to cut back.’ 17. ‘Yes darlings I know you have chicken pox but mummy MUST get bits for the dinner party or she’ll be a laughing stock.’ " | |||
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"A potato is a potato doesn't matter how much you pay for it Waitrose just profiteering out of a brand. You're buying a family name nothing else you should always look for quality because higher price does not always give quality " There are potatoes and potatoes. Some are flourey and some are waxy. Toms favourite is Maris Peer. A damned good potato. Waxy and so flavoursome. Try. | |||
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. " Do Waitrose know how lucky they are? | |||
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"Love this on the internet …loads more ! 1. ‘Darling, do we need parmesan for both houses?’ 2. ‘Please don’t rummage in the reduced bin darling, someone from the golf club might see you.’ 3. ‘Darling what have I told you? It’s bay-zil, not baz-il. You’re making a fool of us.’ 4. ‘You’ll like potato darling, it’s what Gnocchi is made of’ 5. ‘No marinated artichokes? It’s like East Berlin in here’ 6. ‘I’d never accept anything less than an inquisitively laid egg on my breakfast table.’ 7. ‘Ever since they started to offer free coffee in here it has been like a bloody soup kitchen.’ 8. ‘I went to ASDA once and the checkout assistant didn’t even know what Cambozola was. Rough as dogs.’ 9. ‘Mummy, will we have to sell some of the holiday homes now that we have left the EU?’ 10. ‘Simon, don’t get the basic hummus – you’ll make a laughing stock of me’ 11. ‘Daddy does lego have a silent ‘T’, like merlot?’ 12. ‘Elijah, put those down. I’ve told you what kind of people eat crisps’ 13. ‘Don’t forget the Cashmere enriched toilet roll, darling.’ 14. ‘Put the Daily Mail down right this instant.’ 15. ‘Horatio! Put down that papaya!’ 16. ‘It’s hardly Fortnum and Mason darling, but since daddy put me on a budget I’m having to cut back.’ 17. ‘Yes darlings I know you have chicken pox but mummy MUST get bits for the dinner party or she’ll be a laughing stock.’ " F&B has said 11 to me on more than one occasion. | |||
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"Love this on the internet …loads more ! 1. ‘Darling, do we need parmesan for both houses?’ 2. ‘Please don’t rummage in the reduced bin darling, someone from the golf club might see you.’ 3. ‘Darling what have I told you? It’s bay-zil, not baz-il. You’re making a fool of us.’ 4. ‘You’ll like potato darling, it’s what Gnocchi is made of’ 5. ‘No marinated artichokes? It’s like East Berlin in here’ 6. ‘I’d never accept anything less than an inquisitively laid egg on my breakfast table.’ 7. ‘Ever since they started to offer free coffee in here it has been like a bloody soup kitchen.’ 8. ‘I went to ASDA once and the checkout assistant didn’t even know what Cambozola was. Rough as dogs.’ 9. ‘Mummy, will we have to sell some of the holiday homes now that we have left the EU?’ 10. ‘Simon, don’t get the basic hummus – you’ll make a laughing stock of me’ 11. ‘Daddy does lego have a silent ‘T’, like merlot?’ 12. ‘Elijah, put those down. I’ve told you what kind of people eat crisps’ 13. ‘Don’t forget the Cashmere enriched toilet roll, darling.’ 14. ‘Put the Daily Mail down right this instant.’ 15. ‘Horatio! Put down that papaya!’ 16. ‘It’s hardly Fortnum and Mason darling, but since daddy put me on a budget I’m having to cut back.’ 17. ‘Yes darlings I know you have chicken pox but mummy MUST get bits for the dinner party or she’ll be a laughing stock.’ F&B has said 11 to me on more than one occasion." You might know it as onze. | |||
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. " Reeking of poverty but the last 2 times I've been in there I haven't spent less than £100 as for my car, no way I'm washing it daily after it's been sprayed with de-icer.
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"I was in Sainsburys earlier and left my own fragrance in one of the aisles. The Mrs was not pleased! " | |||
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. " Tom comes across as very snobbish and ever so slightly judgemental | |||
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" Sorry Tom but today, you're a complete knob Corrected that for you....Will I get a ban? Yes " Yes For info for everyone, don't attack a poster when posting as it results in a ban | |||
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"My car is going to remain salt-ridden until the rain washes it clean.
M"I thought this was standard behaviour. No point taking it to the car wash, nature will provide! | |||
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. Reeking of poverty but the last 2 times I've been in there I haven't spent less than £100 as for my car, no way I'm washing it daily after it's been sprayed with de-icer.
Sorry Tom but today, you're a complete snob"Tom does not want you get a ban. Tom is open to comments and alternative views. | |||
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" Sorry Tom but today, you're a complete knob Corrected that for you....Will I get a ban? Yes Yes For info for everyone, don't attack a poster when posting as it results in a ban" Leniency please.. Tom takes no offence | |||
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"If one of those 'poverty stricken' women was to spread her legs for Tom, he'd be up there like a rat up a drain pipe." And even any of them poverty stricken men | |||
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" Sorry Tom but today, you're a complete knob Corrected that for you....Will I get a ban? Yes Yes For info for everyone, don't attack a poster when posting as it results in a ban Leniency please.. Tom takes no offence " You don't get to decide. The rules are there for everyone. | |||
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. Waitrose Ewww peasant, it's all about that Fortnum and Mason life
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. Reeking of poverty but the last 2 times I've been in there I haven't spent less than £100 as for my car, no way I'm washing it daily after it's been sprayed with de-icer.
Sorry Tom but today, you're a complete snob
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"Is B&M some kind of kink I haven't come across yet...? Only if your kink is for discounted laundry liquid and cheap soft furnishings
Not just cheap - nasty also
I got a box of lovely little pink Christmas baubles from B&M last year. They look nice next to my Fortnum and Mason hand painted ones.
Fortnum and Mason is my tea bag, marmalade , sweeties and biscuit shop ...... then the mezzanine then nowt else.
I shop online. I'd probably have to go into the city to find a store.
What are the marmalades like?"Sort of orangey | |||
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"Tom loves the aisles of Waitrose, With their rows of goods so fine. He delights in the fresh produce, And the bottles of wine align. He strolls through the bakery, And the aroma fills his nose. He admires the cakes and pastries, And the bread that's freshly rose. But when he walks into B&M, His disdain is plain to see. Though the prices may be cheaper, The quality is not to his degree. He looks down on the discount stores, Where the goods are not as grand. He only wants the best for himself, And so, he'll stick with Waitrose brand. He finds the meat section lacking, And the smell of stale steak. He turns his nose up at the fish, And the seafood that's past its peak. He wanders through the cheese aisle, And the smell of plastic, fake. He takes his time with the dairy, And the flavours that are fake. Tom loves the store Waitrose, For its luxury and class, He'll never compromise on quality, And looks down on the cheaper mass." Very good | |||
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"Reeking of poverty.. Toms in top troll form.." Tom maybe a troll - but he's my favourite troll!
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"Where can I find forum rules? They appear to be quite strict so umi need to know I'm not breaking them " When you were composing your post on this thread, if on mobile, just above the text window it states 'Please be awate of the forum rules before posting' and you'll note that sentence includes a link to those rules. On the desktop version, it's expanded a little to include a coupke of the more common rules. They're literally right in front of you | |||
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"Where can I find forum rules? They appear to be quite strict so umi need to know I'm not breaking them When you were composing your post on this thread, if on mobile, just above the text window it states 'Please be awate of the forum rules before posting' and you'll note that sentence includes a link to those rules. On the desktop version, it's expanded a little to include a coupke of the more common rules. They're literally right in front of you" Got it....thanks | |||
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"I'm with Tom on this one. You B&M lot are stinking up the place for us clean folks. Scumbags "Are you a 'Home Bargains' couple then? | |||
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"I'm with Tom on this one. You B&M lot are stinking up the place for us clean folks. Scumbags
Are you a 'Home Bargains' couple then?
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"Tom's just messing around. I used to bump into him in Dagenham Sunday Market, with a dirty burger in his hand and savers ketchup dripping down his chin, carrying a plastic bag filled with knock off Nike t shirts "& He drinks in wetherspoons (he really does) so he can hardly look down on B&M shoppers! | |||
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"Tom just went into something called a B&M store for the first time. As well as the clientele reeking of poverty, Tom noticed that nearly all of the cars in the car park were old and not washed in ages and covered in salt. Tom usually shops in Waitrose and it's noticeable how clean the cars are there. Now Tom is no snob but there is something called Pride and something to aspire to. Tom will not return. " Pompous prick. How can people reek of poverty?. I think you should take your self pontificating attitude and shove it where the sun doesn't shine then my friend, you will smell of shite along with the drivel you're spouting | |||
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"Tom's just messing around. I used to bump into him in Dagenham Sunday Market, with a dirty burger in his hand and savers ketchup dripping down his chin, carrying a plastic bag filled with knock off Nike t shirts "Love it | |||
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"Peoples are saying things " Helped you bump again Tom | |||
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"B&M is quite fabulous for bargains and crap you never knew you needed but the queues I could cry. I dont take a basket because I am only buying One Thing, yes just One Thing, but always end up with a wobbly armful and then the one till open has fifty people eaçh with an overflowing trolley full of crap they never knew they needed either! Maximum patience required. Also I gave my number plate a good rub through the layers of silt, so have that Tom. I have a clean bit "The same can be said of most stores. Go in for 5 items, come out with 20. You can just get more of it in B&M. | |||
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