FabSwingers.com forum: Weird things in holes

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Inspired by another thread.

What's the weirdest thing youve seen (or done) shoved into a hole?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A sausage pretending it's a toad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tools, as in screwdrivers and stuff, seen not done.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Tools, as in screwdrivers and stuff, seen not done.

Fat max I presume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apple in an anus, seen online. Or Google octopus girl, only if you have a very strong stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tools, as in screwdrivers and stuff, seen not done.

Fat max I presume? "

No it was someone from here, not sure if she still is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a bus stuck in a hole once. Lived in Norwich for a while and holes appeared all over the place

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

Various veg.

Waste of a good pot of soup if you ask me!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Various veg.

Waste of a good pot of soup if you ask me!"

But you can still eat the veg after insertion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toad.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I tend to stick to various parts of anatomy and silicone tentacles myself.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"Various veg.

Waste of a good pot of soup if you ask me!

But you can still eat the veg after insertion"

That’s grim.

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

I saw a video of a man taking all the balls from a pool table inc the white, plus an entire double ender, before he added his own fist, took him a while to remove everything and sit up again

Then there was the one where he took two arms to the elbow simultaneously

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

"Various veg.

Waste of a good pot of soup if you ask me!

But you can still eat the veg after insertion"

Washed down with a course of penicillin.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

I saw a dodgy porn video once of a woman from Texas shoving a diet can up her fanny and pouring it out into a glass. Fuck the internet was weird as a teen.

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By *irginLad32Man
over a year ago

Catford

"I saw a bus stuck in a hole once. Lived in Norwich for a while and holes appeared all over the place

Was that the famous one of 1987? That one ended up on local TV. Sinkhole opened up underneath an at the time eastern national service, in Norwich St Stephen Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen... Let's just put that there

A load of sharpie pens bunched up together in her vagina

Miss S x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I can fit a whole big mc into my cake hole.

The mr

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A satsuma. Almost irretrievable.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A pair of bollocks in a bumhole

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Seen... Let's just put that there

A load of sharpie pens bunched up together in her vagina

Miss S x"

In similar spirit...

Not a bunch of pens but I did see a "hostess" at the banana bar in Amsterdam sign her name (thanks Terence trent Darby) on a bar mat... The pen was in her vag and she was squatting on the bar at the time. I think it was supposed to be erotic but surprisingly enough not so.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Fantasy dildos of varying size/type

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

[Removed by poster at 29/01/23 14:43:11]

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

OP was this post inspired by a certain video that's fine viral for all the wrong reasons?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"OP was this post inspired by a certain video that's fine viral for all the wrong reasons?

XX"

I haven't seen the video but it was mentioned in another thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen... Let's just put that there

A load of sharpie pens bunched up together in her vagina

Miss S x

In similar spirit...

Was her vagina writing good?

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP was this post inspired by a certain video that's fine viral for all the wrong reasons?

I haven't seen the video but it was mentioned in another thread. "

I have seen said video

Miss S x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

On an international site I was on a lady used to video herself popping ping pong balls out of herself. Same time everyday and then she just disappeared

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Seen... Let's just put that there

A load of sharpie pens bunched up together in her vagina

Miss S x

In similar spirit...

Was her vagina writing good?

Miss S x"

Excellent pen control and cursive script... Tbh... It was a long time ago.. But a vaguely recall if I wanted to keep the beer mat... I had to pay for it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP was this post inspired by a certain video that's fine viral for all the wrong reasons?

XX"

I’m intrigued now, what video is this

Is it one man one jar

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"On an international site I was on a lady used to video herself popping ping pong balls out of herself. Same time everyday and then she just disappeared "

Disappearing act?

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"OP was this post inspired by a certain video that's fine viral for all the wrong reasons?

I’m intrigued now, what video is this

Is it one man one jar

One woman one trout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I didnt think this was about sex holes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Naked mole-rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by another thread.

What's the weirdest thing youve seen (or done) shoved into a hole? "

I’ve worked in accident and emergency; top 3

jean paul gaultier perfume Classique bottle

Large tub or brylcreem

Electric toothbrush

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM"

Best believe I had to read that more than once

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM

Best believe I had to read that more than once

Miss S x"

Me too, I had the hand up the wrong arse

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Inspired by another thread.

What's the weirdest thing youve seen (or done) shoved into a hole?

I’ve worked in accident and emergency; top 3

jean paul gaultier perfume Classique bottle

Large tub or brylcreem

Electric toothbrush

Do they go in the staff room to take home? A perk of the job.?

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM"

Wtf... I just had an image of that scene in alien.. You know the one.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM

Best believe I had to read that more than once

Miss S x

Me too, I had the hand up the wrong arse

apologies for the poor story telling

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM

Wtf... I just had an image of that scene in alien.. You know the one. "

Think you might have bought a bootleg copy there

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM

Best believe I had to read that more than once

Miss S x"

What the fuck! Are you sure it wasn't a dream Lorenzo?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A woman riding one guy, while a second woman stuck her fist in the first's ass and tried to wank the guy off from inside her. I had the weirdest boner...

LvM

Best believe I had to read that more than once

Miss S x

What the fuck! Are you sure it wasn't a dream Lorenzo?

I'm like forty percent sure it wasn't a fever dream...

LvM

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