FabSwingers.com forum: Kansas Dog Killing

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Kansas is a US state made famous by being home to Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz which is in fact a fictional story.

A man was out hunting and his dog and guns were in the back of his truck. It is guessed that the dog accidently stepped on the trigger and the hunter was shot dead in the back as he drove along. Reports say that the dog was unhurt although he has lost his master. Has anyone on fab been accidently hurt by their own dogs or pets?

This is all over the news.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Yes, my heart broke when my dog died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, my heart broke when my dog died."

So did mine, I've not been able to get another one since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughters guinea pig stabbed her 3 times with a kitchen knife

Thankfully it was none life threatening

But for obvious reasons the guinea pig had to go

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

I often fantasise about the cat toying with Mr's heaving wrinkly ball sack when he's naked and lyung on the couch, snoring. That would soon wake the prick up.

Glad the dog is unscathed.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Yes, my heart broke when my dog died.

So did mine, I've not been able to get another one since "

I've had another one for nearly 16 years now but it was hard when previous dog passed. Took me ages to want another one.

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Sounds like a Darwin Award entry.

Nothing particular here.

But did read in the DA book of some guys going ice fishing, so lights the dynamite and throws it.

Only for the dog to run and retrieve it before it went off and it going off when he returned

There was also a hunter that found a snake, he out the butt of his gun in it's head as he called his mate, the snakes tail curled up and pulled the trigger shooting his head off

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Not me but the husband of someone I know, was killed when his dog knocked a lever, engaging a piece of machinery, he was drawn into the machine head first.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Not me but the husband of someone I know, was killed when his dog knocked a lever, engaging a piece of machinery, he was drawn into the machine head first. "

Helpful you clarified it wasn't you who died being drawn into a machine headfirst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not me but the husband of someone I know, was killed when his dog knocked a lever, engaging a piece of machinery, he was drawn into the machine head first.

Helpful you clarified it wasn't you who died being drawn into a machine headfirst

Haha

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

"Not me but the husband of someone I know, was killed when his dog knocked a lever, engaging a piece of machinery, he was drawn into the machine head first. "

This sounds like the intro to one of the stories in the fantasy section.

"....so being the kind, considerate guy that I am, I popped round to console this hot widow. And to take Mutley for a walk."

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

"Not me but the husband of someone I know, was killed when his dog knocked a lever, engaging a piece of machinery, he was drawn into the machine head first.

Helpful you clarified it wasn't you who died being drawn into a machine headfirst

I was thinking the same

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

There was this guy that was covered in sardine oil....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, my heart broke when my dog died.

So did mine, I've not been able to get another one since "

Me neither. Everyone told me to just get another one but I know it wouldn't be the same.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This sounds like the intro to one of the stories in the fantasy section.

"....so being the kind, considerate guy that I am, I popped round to console this hot widow. And to take Mutley for a walk.""

Mutley jumped up to greet me. Unfortunately I had left a small pistol in my pocket which went off and blasted my bollocks to bits

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out"

Trigger

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By *alamity clungeWoman
over a year ago

Clungetown

This sounds like the intro to one of the stories in the fantasy section.

"....so being the kind, considerate guy that I am, I popped round to console this hot widow. And to take Mutley for a walk."

Mutley jumped up to greet me. Unfortunately I had left a small pistol in my pocket which went off and blasted my bollocks to bits"

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Not me but the husband of someone I know, was killed when his dog knocked a lever, engaging a piece of machinery, he was drawn into the machine head first.

Helpful you clarified it wasn't you who died being drawn into a machine headfirst

I was thinking the same "

Well, as I was posting on a FAB forum, I thought it best to clarify

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out

Trigger "

Did he have a muzzle on?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out

Trigger

Did he have a muzzle on?"

Was it a cocker spaniel

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out

Trigger

Did he have a muzzle on?

Was it a cocker spaniel "

The dog is receiving therapy and support from the Dalmatian Army

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom cannot find the dog's name but it was a German Shepherd which are known for their aggression

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Tom cannot find the dog's name but it was a German Shepherd which are known for their aggression"

I think Al would be a nice name for it.

Al Sayshun

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine pulled me over and dragged me a couple of metres, luckily no one saw and there was no dig shit on the grass.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There are lots of reports on this but still can't find the dog's name although the poor gentleman shot was Joe Smith. A plumber, musician and much loved man by everybody and a real comic character. God Bless him. Tom does not know what happened to the dog bu there are different rules in America so he may have been killed by lethal injection to prevent this happening again

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"A plumber, musician and much loved man by everybody and a real comic character. "

His friends describe him as "a loving goofball".

Not what I'd want on my tombstone

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out

Trigger

Did he have a muzzle on?

Was it a cocker spaniel "

My first thought was the dog was a pointer..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"A plumber, musician and much loved man by everybody and a real comic character.

His friends describe him as "a loving goofball".

Not what I'd want on my tombstone"

Although it's possibly better than 'he loved hunting but his weapon handling left a bit to be desired '..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out

Trigger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, my heart broke when my dog died."

Oh don’t

one of mine is getting very old now. It’s enough to make you say never again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The story seems a bit fishy. The man was in the passenger seat in someone else's vehicle.

It could have been the the other guy who did this, made up the story up, and rigged the crime scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy most of been an idiot to have loaded guns bouncing around in the back of his truck

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"The story seems a bit fishy. "

Or a shaggy dog story ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"My daughters guinea pig stabbed her 3 times with a kitchen knife

Thankfully it was none life threatening

But for obvious reasons the guinea pig had to go "

Just as well Dan. Once a guinea pig kills they can't be trusted. Try to limit t.v. viewing in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hamster. Chip Chop. Bit my finger. I had 9 more though so no biggie

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Had a gerbil sink it's teeth through my finger, that hurt..

Claret everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the dogs name Tom? You've left the most important part out"

Sniper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Covered in war wounds from attempting to get my cats to do what they don't want to

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

What's going on here guys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's going on here guys ?"

You're bumping your thread back to the top....that's what's going on

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"What's going on here guys ?

You're bumping your thread back to the top....that's what's going on "

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the dog have a gun licence

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