FabSwingers.com forum: Grow up!…..No!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When was the last time you did something childish?

Do you still go down slides on a playground? Or do you skip across the road?

Who’s for a game of knock-door-run?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1978

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

As a perpetual brat, I can guarantee it's been no longer than 24 hours since I last stomped my foot, pouted at being told what to do, or deliberately twisted an asked question to give the most obtuse and unhelpful answer.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

I went down the slide last weekend at the pool… because I had to help my child though.

Does that count?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I went down the slide last weekend at the pool… because I had to help my child though.

Does that count?"

Don't act like you didn't enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still do the feet slidey thing with the shopping trolleys while I’m in the supermarket.

That’s when I can get a good run down the aisles, not having to dodge the people having coffee breaks and reunion chats, or those muppets that double park and block the aisle.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I feel even though I'm always very serious on here that I don't really need to answer this question to answer it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I still do the feet slidey thing with the shopping trolleys while I’m in the supermarket.

That’s when I can get a good run down the aisles, not having to dodge the people having coffee breaks and reunion chats, or those muppets that double park and block the aisle. "

I still enjoy doing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As we’ve got a two year old grandson no chance of me growing up anytime soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’re only as young as the person you feel right?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Apparently the new Brewdog in Waterloo (biggest pub in the UK) has a slide in it so may have to give it a try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re only as young as the person you feel right?

That's bad news for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a recycled teenager,I go down slides,jump in puddes etc

Well I have to atleast try and keep up with my Grandkids

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I wear odd shoes and dress like an over excited 4 year old, most of the time... And I love the swings!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I still do the hand movement when approaching an automatic door, as if I'm using the force to open it

Plus laughing at farts never goes out of fashion

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By *ipppyMan
over a year ago

Poole

"You’re only as young as the person you feel right?

That's bad news for me then

63 "
sassie I’d feel you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily basis! Don’t grow up, it’s a trap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS: my body feels 80, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a 4 year old so I play with toys daily ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re only as young as the person you feel right?

That's bad news for me then

63 sassie I’d feel you!"

That means you get a reduction. Not sure for me though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been told in work this morning I’m having an actual babysitter to stop me distracting my colleagues

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still do the hand movement when approaching an automatic door, as if I'm using the force to open it

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maaan, I do this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because I am an adult doesnt mean I am mature.

I do stuff all the time, horsing around with my 10 year old mainly!

Yesterday was kitchen dancing to Hey Ya by Outcast!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I still do the hand movement when approaching an automatic door, as if I'm using the force to open it

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maaan, I do this!!!!"

Do you make a noise like "whoom" as it opens? I'm not even sure why I do. But it feels right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up however, is very much optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because I am an adult doesnt mean I am mature.

I do stuff all the time, horsing around with my 10 year old mainly!

Yesterday was kitchen dancing to Hey Ya by Outcast!

Just to add, we had frech baguettes from the shop and did our light sabre thing with them as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told in work this morning I’m having an actual babysitter to stop me distracting my colleagues "

Could I volunteer for the job? We'd have so much fun distracting each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still do the hand movement when approaching an automatic door, as if I'm using the force to open it

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maaan, I do this!!!!

Do you make a noise like "whoom" as it opens? I'm not even sure why I do. But it feels right

I once said to a woman who laughed at me…

“I am a Jedi, like my father before me..’

It’s always right to do it. The nearest to magic I’ll ever get.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I deliberately go out of my way at work to be a child this they do not give me responsibility. My desk is covered in things that make me giggle or occupy me from a elongated pointed finger on a stick to buddy Chris and mini hands to go on my fingers to flip the bird lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to adult today

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I never act my age. I recently jumped on a trolley at work and slid across the car park.

Life is too short! Enjoy doing silly things and make yourself laugh once in a while.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I’ve been told in work this morning I’m having an actual babysitter to stop me distracting my colleagues "

Yes, and I will be starting work tomorrow, so you should expect some strict ground rules young lady!!!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Anyone who reads any if my posts will know Im a massively immature child trapped in a fat baldy awesome guy’s body!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day

Regression as I get older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been told in work this morning I’m having an actual babysitter to stop me distracting my colleagues

Yes, and I will be starting work tomorrow, so you should expect some strict ground rules young lady!!!

I’ve already decided I’m going to make it as awkward as possible, so do your worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always do lifes too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing old comes to us all

Growing up is optional

My daughter often tells me I act like a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still sing and play in a rock band, apparently you can't do that and be a grown up.

It's never too late for a happy childhood.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I’ve been told in work this morning I’m having an actual babysitter to stop me distracting my colleagues

Yes, and I will be starting work tomorrow, so you should expect some strict ground rules young lady!!!

I’ve already decided I’m going to make it as awkward as possible, so do your worst"

*cracks the whip

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I still make motorbike noises, even when I'm driving a car/van

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By *ing-louisMan
over a year ago

Merthyr Tydfil

Stole my son's sleigh to go down a hill when it snowed. Thankfully he laughed when I fell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm driving and there is a puddle on the side of the road, there is a childish need to crash through it!

(Obviously if there are people or other road users affected I don't!!!!)

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Wrekly at leaSt.

Still growing tol i die.

Not an arrivalist.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are required to grow old. Growing up is absolutely optional!

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By *UCKER56Man
over a year ago

Walsall

I still try to look up girls'skirts, something I've done since my schooldays

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Any chance I get to do something childish I take it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When was the last time you did something childish?

Do you still go down slides on a playground? Or do you skip across the road?

Who’s for a game of knock-door-run?

I'm immature when it comes to certain words being said , like if someone said Finger eg Finger buffet , I would instantly think of rudeys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still try to look up girls'skirts, something I've done since my schooldays "

^ Yes, this comment right here, officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly I'm such a brat.

Most of the games I have on my phone or switch are child like, Pokémon and animal crossing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll always do a hopscotch whenever I see one drawn on the pavement

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

I always like to play piley on - naked in a sex club

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Today. In fact I might do a couple more childish things soon. I love doing them

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Chorley

I drew a picture of a willy on the back of dirty van at work with morning

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I rearrange initialled product displays in shops to spell a rude word...

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Any chance I get to do something childish I take it x"

Trolley race tomorrow morning in the car park?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I always like to play piley on - naked in a sex club

We call it bundle or "oops, it just slipped in!"

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I rearrange initialled product displays in shops to spell a rude word..."

It was you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up my action man never

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll always do a hopscotch whenever I see one drawn on the pavement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When was the last time you did something childish?

Do you still go down slides on a playground? Or do you skip across the road?

Who’s for a game of knock-door-run?

I'm immature when it comes to certain words being said , like if someone said Finger eg Finger buffet , I would instantly think of rudeys lol "

I always chuckle when there’s anything that I can use as an innuendo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a daily occurence for me and I will not apologise or change for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fired a paper clip at my husbands head last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fired a paper clip at my husbands head last week."

Was there anything attached to the paper clip ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow old..you have no choice...but grow up ?? ..naaaaa...never .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fired a paper clip at my husbands head last week.

Was there anything attached to the paper clip ?

No...but it broke the sound barrier and left a mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fired a paper clip at my husbands head last week.

Was there anything attached to the paper clip ?

No...but it broke the sound barrier and left a mark."

You threw it Ninga style so ..that paper clip was a weapon in your hands ...let's face it ...Bond has nothing on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We enjoy nurturing our inner child. Both of us. Just look at our today's profile pic.. giggling at kids book about nudity and snapping away with a thought of making others laugh

Love the thread idea, Woody. We could write an essay about some of our antics. But it would be oversharing

T (& M)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s just say that I stopped getting taller at the same time my behaviour stopped maturing.

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

"I went down the slide last weekend at the pool… because I had to help my child though.

Does that count?

Don't act like you didn't enjoy it

True,

It was good fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I am a silly boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to Disneyland this summer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to Disneyland this summer.."

Paris or Orlando??

I went to Paris for my 30th birthday and the merry go round was one of the highlights

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I'll grow old but never up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adulting is over rated and under paid

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Adulting Is soup... I am a fork lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Getting old is sadly compulsory.

Growing up is however, optional.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job requires me to think from my charges view so being childish comes with the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My adult son and I just had a towel whipping mess about in the kitchen until my teenager told us to quit it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to Disneyland this summer..

Paris or Orlando??

I went to Paris for my 30th birthday and the merry go round was one of the highlights

Orlando. Done Paris twice..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a perpetual brat, I can guarantee it's been no longer than 24 hours since I last stomped my foot, pouted at being told what to do, or deliberately twisted an asked question to give the most obtuse and unhelpful answer."

She has

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