FabSwingers.com forum: Asking F&B to park your car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is unadvisable on fab

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice "

And you do have a great belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

And you do have a great belly button "

Not sure if it is related but needed to be said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice "

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

F&B rear-ended mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Have you checked your exhaust pipe?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?"

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?"

Just a tad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you checked your exhaust pipe?"

It is full of shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air "

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong......."

Sounds bang-on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber"

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!"

Bang on what? The bumper??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

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Looks like a long faced sad man with hands in his pockets...no wait, it's my Uber driver!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

He likes them small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

It is a beautiful car to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

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………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„

…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\

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'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|

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| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|

| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|

| . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|

Looks like a long faced sad man with hands in his pockets...no wait, it's my Uber driver!!

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Alan Partridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

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………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„

…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\

…………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '|

……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : |

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……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /

….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'

….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .|

../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'|

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'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|

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| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|

| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|

| . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|

Looks like a long faced sad man with hands in his pockets...no wait, it's my Uber driver!!

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Alan Partridge?"

Quite close. They are from the same area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d check the exhaust pipe in case he left you a present

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

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…………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '|

……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : |

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……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /

….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'

….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

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| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|

| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|

| . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|

Looks like a long faced sad man with hands in his pockets...no wait, it's my Uber driver!!

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Alan Partridge?

Quite close. They are from the same area "

Norwich? You took my car to see Alan Partridge??? You bastard!!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

He likes them small

My Fiat had a feast and now it's fabulous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok ok sorry about what happened dude but I had drank a few lychee juice

You parked 42 miles away from where I left it!!!

Use your legs and your nostrils to enjoy the fresh cold air

Sod that, I bought bin liners and got an Uber

My Nan says hi by the way. Hope this helps and make no sense cause it is unrelated with your answer.

…………………...„„-~^^~„-„„_

………………„-^*'' : : „'' : : : : *-„

…………..„-* : : :„„--/ : : : : : : : '\

…………./ : : „-* . .| : : : : : : : : '|

……….../ : „-* . . . | : : : : : : : : |

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……./ . . . . . . . . . . . '\ : : : : : /

….../ . . . . . . . . . . . . . *-„„„„-*'

….'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . '|

…/ . . . . . . . ./ . . . . . . .|

../ . . . . . . . .'/ . . . . . . .'|

./ . . . . . . . . / . . . . . . .'|

'/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .'|

'| . . . . . \ . . . . . . . . . .|

'| . . . . . . \„_^- „ . . . . .'|

'| . . . . . . . . .'\ .\ ./ '/ . |

| .\ . . . . . . . . . \ .'' / . '|

| . . . . . . . . . . / .'/ . . .|

| . . . . . . .| . . / ./ ./ . .|

Looks like a long faced sad man with hands in his pockets...no wait, it's my Uber driver!!

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Alan Partridge?

Quite close. They are from the same area

Norwich? You took my car to see Alan Partridge??? You bastard!!!"

He has a nice anus to be fur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d check the exhaust pipe in case he left you a present

My signature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

He likes them small

My Fiat had a feast and now it's fabulous

You are welcome

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But where did your gear stick end up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

He likes them small

My Fiat had a feast and now it's fabulous

Partial beard hair singed onto exhaust too by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But where did your gear stick end up?"

If you smell it, you’ll guess

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over a year ago

Define parking

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"F&B rear-ended mine

Did it smell of Lychee Juice?

I thought it was some kind of nut milk, but I could be wrong.......

Sounds bang-on!

Bang on what? The bumper??

She bangs, she bangs. My Fiat 500, I mean

He likes them small

My Fiat had a feast and now it's fabulous

Partial beard hair singed onto exhaust too by any chance?"

It gets everywhere! You should see what he left in my screen wash squirter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But where did your gear stick end up?"

I'm not asking, CSI are currently doing a full forensic, although they did say that the blacklight made the interior look like a Jackson Pollock painting

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"But where did your gear stick end up?

If you smell it, you’ll guess

Eww. You took it to Dudley?!

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over a year ago

"But where did your gear stick end up?

If you smell it, you’ll guess

Eww. You took it to Dudley?!

Dudley and Norwich? FFS F&B!!!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Is this the fab equivalent of pulling a girls hair at school?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this the fab equivalent of pulling a girls hair at school?"

No, it's a life lesson about F&B and cars

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over a year ago

"Is this the fab equivalent of pulling a girls hair at school?"

He can pull on my dick though

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