FabSwingers.com forum: First fabswingers date! But.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I now have my first fabswingers date scheduled for next week

However I am concerned, and wondered if the more experienced "daters" amongst you could offer me some sage advice

I suggested lunch, to which she agreed and pointed me in the direction of a nice restaurant, with a good menu.

SO FAR SO GOOD!!

HOWEVER.......

When I suggested she choose somewhere else for us to go, in addition to the restaurant, she suggested monkey forest in Stoke on trent.

BUT she has said she is bringing me a fur coat to wear, whilst we roam through the forest!!!

I am now wondering if she has a kink of watching a monkey carry out a CNC scenario with her date.....ME!!!

What should I do? I quite like her, but I'm also scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring some lube with you just in case a bunch of guys waiting to do your ass in that forest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very d*unk but I don’t think it’ll be just me who can’t make sense of this

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Just ask her....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring some lube with you just in case a bunch of guys waiting to do your ass in that forest "

I'm thinking she's more wanting tbe monkeys to be attracted to me

Otherwise why the fur coat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps she want to watch you "spank the monkey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring some lube with you just in case a bunch of guys waiting to do your ass in that forest

I'm thinking she's more wanting tbe monkeys to be attracted to me

Otherwise why the fur coat? "
to check if you are rspca friendly

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Glad you've had afew beers this eve!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm completely sober

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I’m very d*unk but I don’t think it’ll be just me who can’t make sense of this "

I'm sober and I'm not sure whats going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very d*unk but I don’t think it’ll be just me who can’t make sense of this

I'm sober and I'm not sure whats going on!"

That's the forums for you in one sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m very d*unk but I don’t think it’ll be just me who can’t make sense of this

I'm sober and I'm not sure whats going on!"

Thank fuck for that

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Sod being sober for this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might want you to Go Ape!

(I will get my fur coat...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She might want you to Go Ape!

(I will get my fur coat...)

You can borrow mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a wind up,or am I missing something?

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Perhaps has a fetish for furries and you will be the monkey and take her chimp style?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a wind up,or am I missing something?"
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Not a wind up!

Completely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a headache from reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you’re going for lunch, then going to the Monkey Forest.

Nothing odd about that. It’s an unusual date.

Enjoy it.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I’m very d*unk but I don’t think it’ll be just me who can’t make sense of this

I'm sober and I'm not sure whats going on!

Thank fuck for that "

i dont get many of op posts and this ones out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm maybe the coat is just to keep you warm

,seriously though I'd ask her

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By *inx.x3Woman
over a year ago

Bath

Maybe she thinks you don’t own a coat?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

First rule of fab dating, is that posting about it on the forums means its not going to happen!

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By *olmaMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"So you’re going for lunch, then going to the Monkey Forest.

Nothing odd about that. It’s an unusual date.

Enjoy it. "

"I know a cracking owl sanctuary!"

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Well I now have my first fabswingers date scheduled for next week

However I am concerned, and wondered if the more experienced "daters" amongst you could offer me some sage advice

I suggested lunch, to which she agreed and pointed me in the direction of a nice restaurant, with a good menu.

SO FAR SO GOOD!!

HOWEVER.......

When I suggested she choose somewhere else for us to go, in addition to the restaurant, she suggested monkey forest in Stoke on trent.

BUT she has said she is bringing me a fur coat to wear, whilst we roam through the forest!!!

I am now wondering if she has a kink of watching a monkey carry out a CNC scenario with her date.....ME!!!

What should I do? I quite like her, but I'm also scared

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she could be reading this

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You heard of the saying all fur coat and no knickers?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You heard of the saying all fur coat and no knickers?"

Have fun OP! There are some lovely restaurants in Trentham Gardens. Well one lovely one. Enjoy being manhandled by monkeys, it sounds like a quite fun date. Gives you a chance to relax and monkey about (yeah, I'm sorry for that one).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I now have my first fabswingers date scheduled for next week

However I am concerned, and wondered if the more experienced "daters" amongst you could offer me some sage advice

I suggested lunch, to which she agreed and pointed me in the direction of a nice restaurant, with a good menu.

SO FAR SO GOOD!!

HOWEVER.......

When I suggested she choose somewhere else for us to go, in addition to the restaurant, she suggested monkey forest in Stoke on trent.

BUT she has said she is bringing me a fur coat to wear, whilst we roam through the forest!!!

I am now wondering if she has a kink of watching a monkey carry out a CNC scenario with her date.....ME!!!

What should I do? I quite like her, but I'm also scared

People are kinky. Get into it op,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of fab dating, is that posting about it on the forums means its not going to happen!

I posted about mine and it happened

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Sounds different ! Let us know how it goes? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of fab dating, is that posting about it on the forums means its not going to happen!

I posted about mine and it happened "

I hope mine happens next Friday

…..oh wait, have I cursed it?

*not a date-date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of fab dating, is that posting about it on the forums means its not going to happen!

I posted about mine and it happened

I hope mine happens next Friday

…..oh wait, have I cursed it?

*not a date-date"

Fingers and eyes crossed

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Awww I think is just OPs sense of humour and this one just bombed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First rule of fab dating, is that posting about it on the forums means its not going to happen!

I posted about mine and it happened

I hope mine happens next Friday

…..oh wait, have I cursed it?

*not a date-date

Fingers and eyes crossed "

And legs.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The monkey forest is still closed for winter next week so you will have a wasted journey. It opens 18th February.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit strange all this monkey business

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Well I now have my first fabswingers date scheduled for next week

However I am concerned, and wondered if the more experienced "daters" amongst you could offer me some sage advice

I suggested lunch, to which she agreed and pointed me in the direction of a nice restaurant, with a good menu.

SO FAR SO GOOD!!

HOWEVER.......

When I suggested she choose somewhere else for us to go, in addition to the restaurant, she suggested monkey forest in Stoke on trent.

BUT she has said she is bringing me a fur coat to wear, whilst we roam through the forest!!!

I am now wondering if she has a kink of watching a monkey carry out a CNC scenario with her date.....ME!!!

What should I do? I quite like her, but I'm also scared

I’m confused why you suggested somewhere else to go? Did she say she wanted to go elsewhere after the meal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I now have my first fabswingers date scheduled for next week

However I am concerned, and wondered if the more experienced "daters" amongst you could offer me some sage advice

I suggested lunch, to which she agreed and pointed me in the direction of a nice restaurant, with a good menu.

SO FAR SO GOOD!!

HOWEVER.......

When I suggested she choose somewhere else for us to go, in addition to the restaurant, she suggested monkey forest in Stoke on trent.

BUT she has said she is bringing me a fur coat to wear, whilst we roam through the forest!!!

I am now wondering if she has a kink of watching a monkey carry out a CNC scenario with her date.....ME!!!

What should I do? I quite like her, but I'm also scared

I’m confused why you suggested somewhere else to go? Did she say she wanted to go elsewhere after the meal? "

Maybe he was hoping for a hotel suggestion?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's obviously me but I thought lunch was a bit heavy for a first social or even a date. Surely coffee is enough and then progress if getting on.

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

If it’s a Fab date then chances are it will never happen. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you have a good time, lunch sounds great, not sure about Monkey Forest. What is the expectation there I wonder

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

BUT she has said she is bringing me a fur coat to wear, whilst we roam through the forest!!!

The monkeys will wonder if it's a banana in your pocket

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Is this an entry for the “badly explained movies” thread?

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