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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Åuntie Wendi:

What am I? Who am I? Why am I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Åuntie Wendi:

What am I? Who am I? Why am I?"

A man with a big clock, impeccable taste in shoes.

Only you truly know that.

We're all here for a reason no matter how big are small.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

She's åce!... ^

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi Auntie Wendi

Hope you’re well darling? I just wanted to ask one question today if I may?

I have had the busiest and stressful of weeks with all sorts of stuff going on. What’s the best way for a Littlebird to relax this evening? Should I opt for a perv-a-thon or perhaps an early night with a nice warm mug of Horlicks?

Thanks in advance and hope you can help with my little issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendi

Hope you’re well darling? I just wanted to ask one question today if I may?

I have had the busiest and stressful of weeks with all sorts of stuff going on. What’s the best way for a Littlebird to relax this evening? Should I opt for a perv-a-thon or perhaps an early night with a nice warm mug of Horlicks?

Thanks in advance and hope you can help with my little issue "

Hi, my name is "Horlicks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendi

Hope you’re well darling? I just wanted to ask one question today if I may?

I have had the busiest and stressful of weeks with all sorts of stuff going on. What’s the best way for a Littlebird to relax this evening? Should I opt for a perv-a-thon or perhaps an early night with a nice warm mug of Horlicks?

Thanks in advance and hope you can help with my little issue "

Perve while your in bed drinking your horlicks best of both for you.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's åce!... ^"

I try love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Auntie Wendi

Hope you’re well darling? I just wanted to ask one question today if I may?

I have had the busiest and stressful of weeks with all sorts of stuff going on. What’s the best way for a Littlebird to relax this evening? Should I opt for a perv-a-thon or perhaps an early night with a nice warm mug of Horlicks?

Thanks in advance and hope you can help with my little issue

Perve while your in bed drinking your horlicks best of both for you.

Love Auntie Wendi x "

Why thank you beautiful. I think I may just do that. You’re a wonderful Auntie

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington

Hi Auntie Wendi

I haven't cum for over a week, what should I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendi

I haven't cum for over a week, what should I do "

Isthis because you've not pleasured yourself or you've difficulty doing so?

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By *oanne ETV/TS
over a year ago

Near Warrington


"Hi Auntie Wendi

I haven't cum for over a week, what should I do

Isthis because you've not pleasured yourself or you've difficulty doing so?"

I am saving myself for Mr or Mrs Right but I don't know how much longer I can hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendi

I'm currently feeling epically libidoless so much so that having a self indulgent little tinker my old fella goes "meh" in disinterest.

What's a guy to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Auntie Wendy

My bollocks have gone blue what do I do?

Am I turning into a smurf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Auntie Wendi

I haven't cum for over a week, what should I do

Isthis because you've not pleasured yourself or you've difficulty doing so?

I am saving myself for Mr or Mrs Right but I don't know how much longer I can hang on "

Try edging as that'll give you some stress relief.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

I'm currently feeling epically libidoless so much so that having a self indulgent little tinker my old fella goes "meh" in disinterest.

What's a guy to do?

"

Make sure your getting plenty of sleep.

Also look up foods for increasing your libido as diet can play a big part.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Wendy

My bollocks have gone blue what do I do?

Am I turning into a smurf? "

Restricting them to much can have this effect wear looser boxers.

Make sure you keep them warm.

If all else false get some blue body paint.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Auntie Wendi

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Auntie Wendi

I love you "

And I love you to my dear.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Why am I happy to take a load down my throat when all are playing, yet I don't want to take my own when I cum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why am I happy to take a load down my throat when all are playing, yet I don't want to take my own when I cum?"

So men have never tasted their own cum.

You should try it that way you'll know what others are tasting.

Love Auntie Wendi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear auntie Wendy

I have run out of viagra and I'm scared I'm going to roll out of bed while asleep tonight what can I do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear auntie Wendy

I have run out of viagra and I'm scared I'm going to roll out of bed while asleep tonight what can I do? "

Sleep on the floor

Love Auntie Wendi x

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