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By *injaprincess OP Woman
over a year ago

herehere

Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took out a sex toy plan recently and got a free Parker pen just for inquiring.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A couple will arrive at our house within 15 minutes of the last of us dying. They will be wearing black suits and giving off strong Men In Black vibes. Shortly afterwards they will leave with a number of pelicases and proceed directly to an incinerator

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?

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My best friend and I have an agreement that if anything happens to one of us, we will dispose of the toys

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Why concern yourself about it, you wont be around to explain their presence.

I have already told my daughter to expect some surprises when they clear the house out.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Nope... no my problem

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I wouldn't worry about it, I'm no longer here to explain my massive toy,lingerie and outfits collection.

Leave them to wonder about it after I've gone ha ha

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Nope. Our son will just have to put his big boy pants on and deal with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! One of my closest friends. We know where each other keeps their stuff, have keys and need to clear certain things out before anyone else goes in to the house. She's got the passcode to my phone to to get rid of all the pics.

Pxx

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?

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not really i don't have any

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

No plan at all because I won’t give a shit I’ll be dead

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

There'll be a priceless reaction to dildos and butt plus

More biscquits!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I did actually ask a friend to come and and dispose of ask the stuff under the bed, if anything ever happened to me.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I did actually ask a friend to come and and dispose of ask the stuff under the bed, if anything ever happened to me."

*All

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be more concerned with my kindle books.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sex toys?….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm arranging for them all to be buried with me... inside me. Everlasting pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours will be gifted to charity in our will.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I'd be more concerned with my kindle books.

Request to be buried clasping your Kindle to your bosom. Solves that problem and will create a wonderful puzzle for the archaeologists of the future.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I've never had any

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

No plan, it’s going to be found by adults so not going to worry, although perhaps a little concerned about our fab account being come across if we go together

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By *allen Angels CplCouple
over a year ago

North East leicestershire

Will you really care if you have moved on to the next life?

Personally put them in the coffin with me and watch the faces as they go off as they carry me in the church lol x

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?

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The person who will be dealing with my affairs when I'm gone will be my son. I bought a plastic storage box that has a combination lock on it. On the top is a note which reads;

Dear xxx, whatever has happened please know that there is nothing in here you want to see. Please dispose of it without opening it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, not even thought about it

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

During lockdown I started walking with an elderly neighbour. We got talking about sex toys and she told me where hers were and asked me to remove hers should the worse happen

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?

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stipulate it in your will they have to be fitted with new batteries then switched on and but in the coffin with you,,,

should make a good talking point later in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep there coming in the coffin with me, like a deviant viking burial

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not too bothered, I'll be dead.

Though this is why I always clean them afterwards, no one wants to find a crusty dildo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be more concerned with my kindle books.

Request to be buried clasping your Kindle to your bosom. Solves that problem and will create a wonderful puzzle for the archaeologists of the future."

Seeing as I'm being cremated that would definately solve that issue. Shall pop that in the next will amendment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we were clearing out my Mother's bedroom my brother found her intimate items. Luckily it was in a bag and I knew what it was so just asked him to pass to me. Which he did thank goodness. I think he knew but nothing was said

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Once I'm gone I hope whoever gets to empty my house thinks

"Bloody good on them !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm taking mine with me ... there is instructions in my will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! This has never crossed my mind, I have thought of all my phone contacts, pics and videos though

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I took out a sex toy plan recently and got a free Parker pen just for inquiring."

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I've decided imma gonna buy a horror show collection of unfeasibly unsettling items.. not to use.. just to be discovered.

I'm subversive that way...

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Is it just me that's giggling at the end scenario where the mothers BFF says to the distraught kids on hearing she's passed away... so I'm just going to pop into the her bedroom for a moment and if you don't mind could you give me her phone as well. Because like that dies not scream shades at all does it lol

Meh when I die fuck it at least they would know I went out human.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Nope. Our son will just have to put his big boy pants on and deal with it!"

I had a few surprises when I emptied my elderly dads room a few years ago. Even more so when I did his house

to be honest it mostly made me giggle

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By *urse234Woman
over a year ago

somewhere in Essex

My friend knows what bags to dispose off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. Our son will just have to put his big boy pants on and deal with it!"

And some rubber gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be more concerned with my kindle books.

I need to review my kindle reading list!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

My daughter knows where they are though she was after some of the ones with sealed packages.

She also knows about the machines I have as well she kinda got curious during a clean out and tidy up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the sex toys or my browser history. Someone delete the memory on my calculator, cos that shit's embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been giving this some thought since my divorce lol

The ex would have drawn the short straw before but now I think I'll have to just tell the kids "dump this bag and DO NOT OPEN/LOOK" if they want to avoid the need for brain bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fairly confident that the police will be taking care of all that.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I’m fairly confident that the police will be taking care of all that. "

Depends on whether it's a sudden death or not. The police aren't involved in every death.

Also, if they find a big bag of dildos, these are still the deceased's property and need to be handed on to next of kin.

If you're lucky, a Police Officer might hint at what they've just found and ask if you want them to dispose of some things for you.

Summary: I don't think you should be quite so confident!!!

Gbat

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By *xonman53Man
over a year ago

Thame

I had the job of clearing a room in a houseshare... (Not a death but the occupier would not be back .. had a surprise of several toys dresses and his porn collection

Bagged everything... But warned collector that they may wish to be careful with a particular black bag...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Hammers, knives, staplers, needles….

I doubt anyone will think of them as sex toys, just an odd mix if DIY enthusiast and prepper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m fairly confident that the police will be taking care of all that.

Depends on whether it's a sudden death or not. The police aren't involved in every death.

Also, if they find a big bag of dildos, these are still the deceased's property and need to be handed on to next of kin.

If you're lucky, a Police Officer might hint at what they've just found and ask if you want them to dispose of some things for you.

Summary: I don't think you should be quite so confident!!!

Gbat "

I believe that you have missed my meaning.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

My apologies. Any chance you could make it less oblique then?

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a similar note,

I was Captain of a particular ship and a crew member had to be sent home for mental health issues.

Myself and the mate had to go and clear his cabin of personal effects as he definitely wasn’t coming back.

He was a notorious porn addict and as we knew he had a thing for giant women. Real giants like cartoon style stepping on tiny men on high heels the size of cars.

He’d been on the ship a couple of years and when we bagged his shit up we could see the evolution of his fetishised as we dug deeper into his considerable pile of magazines.

It was quite an eye opener and an interesting insight.

We decided not to send them home as we knew he lived with his Mum.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I've been giving this some thought since my divorce lol

The ex would have drawn the short straw before but now I think I'll have to just tell the kids "dump this bag and DO NOT OPEN/LOOK" if they want to avoid the need for brain bleach

Good idea. We might have to label a box saying "Brain bleach needed upon opening. No valuables. Just throw it away or you'll regret it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been giving this some thought since my divorce lol

The ex would have drawn the short straw before but now I think I'll have to just tell the kids "dump this bag and DO NOT OPEN/LOOK" if they want to avoid the need for brain bleach

Good idea. We might have to label a box saying "Brain bleach needed upon opening. No valuables. Just throw it away or you'll regret it."

Yep. I wonder if there's a warning sign for 'sextoys etc inside' like they have for dangerous chemicals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a sex toy plan for when you die ? Who’s going to get rid of them ?

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Well you got to leave something to traumatise your children and leave a lasting fucked up memory for them

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I want to be buried with mine, like a pharoah. Just incase we can carry things over to the afterlife.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm leaving some to some 'acquaintances ' I've met during my lifetime in my will.

A few big dildos for some to be sent gift wrapped with cards attached saying 'Go fuck yourself' under a big smiley face and for those major arseholes I've encountered over the years....some giant butt plugs.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

local, but not too local

We have an agreement that we each have a box labelled “do not open” after we gave a very large discovery a Viking funeral after a female friend passed away recently.

Nobody needed to see that.

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