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"F¹rst? G_o_o_d Evening, brother Åsh † I've moved the harpsichord into the snug bar, the suede banquettes have been brushed and the compendium of fine Gins have been replenished. Today's unsurpassed choice is Martin Miller's™ Reserve Gin. How was the tåble-tennís last night? ...and good evening to the latent Nocturnal Fellowship that will blossom below..." Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight.... I won my table tennis match last night and returned home a champion... Thanks for replenishing the bar and help yourself to one of those gins... | |||
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Long hard week at work so looking forward to a thoroughly lazy weekend.
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"Evening. "Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?... | |||
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"Aloha "Aloha sweetcherry....can I tempt you to a drink from the bar tonight?... | |||
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"Damn Nero... Good evening everyone . Have a fantastic weekend "Good evening Blu...I hope you have a fantastic weekend...would like a drink to help get it started?.. | |||
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"Hi "Good evening chesnutmare.....welcome to the Friday night bar....would you like a drink?.... | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight.... I won my table tennis match last night and returned home a champion... Thanks for replenishing the bar and help yourself to one of those gins..." • Come come, brother Åsh † - where is my ¹st prize? May I please choose for myself? | |||
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"Good Evening Ash, Good Evening Nerö, Two of my very favourite fabbers in 1 place. I'm excited to be in your esteemed company. " We are both very exited to be in your company on the nocturnal thread tonight... | |||
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"Evening Ash!!! I am brought to you by all the gin & slimline tonic. Had a really rubbish day & licking my wounds. Hope you all had a better day J xx " Good evening J.....I'm sorry to read that you had a rubbish day...please have a gin and slimline tonic on the house and I hope tomorrow is a better one.... | |||
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"Damn Nero between my legs... Good evening everyone . Have a fantastic weekend "• You can juxtapose me wherever you wish! | |||
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"Aloha
Aloha sweetcherry....can I tempt you to a drink from the bar tonight?... "Yes please, the usual | |||
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"Good Evening Ash, Good Evening Nerö, Two of my very favourite fabbers in 1 place. I'm excited to be in your esteemed company." • Awww! | |||
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"Evening!!! Nero beat me to being first!
"Good evening ninja....I'm sure you can beat brother Nero to first place next time...... | |||
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Good evening chesnutmare.....welcome to the Friday night bar....would you like a drink?.... "Yes please Lovely, I can't decide what to have though! | |||
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"Evening!!! Nero beat me to being first!
"• It's those healthy Blåck Ølives that give me an envious head start! | |||
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"Hello dear Ash and nocturnal folk "Hello my dear Meli....can I tempt you to a Friday night drink at the bar this evening?.. | |||
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Good evening chesnutmare.....welcome to the Friday night bar....would you like a drink?....
Yes please Lovely, I can't decide what to have though!"• Did you bring your Mulberry purse?  There's no 'honesty bar' here! | |||
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"Evening all! So glad it's Friday
Long hard week at work so looking forward to a thoroughly lazy weekend.
J"Good evening J and I hope you enjoy a very lazy weekend....can I bring you over something to drink from the bar?..... | |||
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Since it’s a bar thread I would absolutely love a biiiiiiiiiiig glass of wine please | |||
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"I am here, and home from work, and it feels like the first swallow has landed on the teary rosebud cheeks of an Amazonian child. May your evenings be warm, your drinks cold,your sins be as scarlet, and your lovers be as Harlot." Greetings Elephantis.....would you like a cold drink now that you're home from work?.... | |||
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"Damn Nero... Good evening everyone . Have a fantastic weekend
Good evening Blu...I hope you have a fantastic weekend...would like a drink to help get it started?..
"Already on it.. southern tier Irish cream stout it's delish. | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight.... I won my table tennis match last night and returned home a champion... Thanks for replenishing the bar and help yourself to one of those gins... • Come come, brother Åsh † - where is my ¹st prize? May I please choose for myself?" Sorry brother Nero...please choose your own 1st prize tonight..... | |||
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"Aloha
Aloha sweetcherry....can I tempt you to a drink from the bar tonight?...
Yes please, the usual "Can you remind me please what your usual is?.... | |||
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"Aloha
Aloha sweetcherry....can I tempt you to a drink from the bar tonight?...
Yes please, the usual
Can you remind me please what your usual is?.... "Dark and stormy, please | |||
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"Evening!!! Nero beat me to being first!
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It's those healthy Blåck Ølives that give me an envious head start! "Pfff
I smush your black olives with my green ones !
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Still waiting for my prize actually! After you divorced me on our honeymoon you forgot my prize ! | |||
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"Good evening J and I hope you enjoy a very lazy weekend....can I bring you over something to drink from the bar?..... "Thank you, I'll try Nero's gin du jour please. | |||
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Good evening chesnutmare.....welcome to the Friday night bar....would you like a drink?....
Yes please Lovely, I can't decide what to have though!"Would you like a gin and tonic?..or a nice glass of wine?...I can do cocktails....or how about a nice prosecco?.... | |||
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"Hello all you sexy nocturnal folk and a hello to yourself Ash
Since it’s a bar thread I would absolutely love a biiiiiiiiiiig glass of wine please "Good evening Abootyfullday...one very large glass of wine coming up...would you like red or white?... | |||
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It's those healthy Blåck Ølives that give me an envious head start!
Pfff
I smush your black olives with my green ones !
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Still waiting for my prize actually! After you divorced me on our honeymoon you forgot my prize ! "• Enquire Within.  | |||
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"Damn Nero... Good evening everyone . Have a fantastic weekend
Good evening Blu...I hope you have a fantastic weekend...would like a drink to help get it started?..
Already on it.. southern tier Irish cream stout it's delish."I thought you would be....I have another one ready for you on the bar.... | |||
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"Evening!!! Nero beat me to being first!
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It's those healthy Blåck Ølives that give me an envious head start!
Pfff
I smush your black olives with my green ones !
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Still waiting for my prize actually! After you divorced me on our honeymoon you forgot my prize !
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Enquire Within. "Offttt don’t tempt me Nero !! | |||
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"Aloha
Aloha sweetcherry....can I tempt you to a drink from the bar tonight?...
Yes please, the usual
Can you remind me please what your usual is?....
Dark and stormy, please "Yes that was it! One dark and stormy coming right up.... | |||
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"Good evening J and I hope you enjoy a very lazy weekend....can I bring you over something to drink from the bar?.....
Thank you, I'll try Nero's gin du jour please."One Martin Miller's reserve Gin coming right up.. | |||
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"Hello dear Ash and nocturnal folk
Hello my dear Meli....can I tempt you to a Friday night drink at the bar this evening?.. "Well it's not really a drink drink but really thick Spanish hot chocolate with a cinnamon stick in it would be perfect. I've had enough excitement this week and I'm now about to hibernate for the weekend. | |||
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"Just a lemonade for me I'm on call this weekend  "Good evening shortishblonde....one lemonade with ice and a straw coming right up and I hope you're weekend goes well... | |||
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Good evening chesnutmare.....welcome to the Friday night bar....would you like a drink?....
Yes please Lovely, I can't decide what to have though!
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Did you bring your Mulberry purse? There's no 'honesty bar' here!"You are so cheeky Nero, But you wouldn't be quite that brave in person!
Ash, please may I have a large glass of red, something soft, may a new world Malbec please xx | |||
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"Oh do we have a bar tonight... I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water please "Soda water  | |||
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"Hello dear Ash and nocturnal folk
Hello my dear Meli....can I tempt you to a Friday night drink at the bar this evening?..
Well it's not really a drink drink but really thick Spanish hot chocolate with a cinnamon stick in it would be perfect. I've had enough excitement this week and I'm now about to hibernate for the weekend. "One really thick Spanish hot chocolate with a cinnamon stick in it coming right up mi amiga...... Sounds like a good plan for the weekend | |||
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"Rum and ginger beer pls bar person... Oh and a packet of cheese n onion crisps mixed with some dry roasted nuts "Good evening Bourbon.... One rum and ginger beer coming right up and a pack of cheese and onion crisps mixed with dry roasted nuts.. | |||
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"Oh do we have a bar tonight... I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water please "Good evening toxic....we sure do! One rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water coming right up... Would you like to sit at the bar with us or shall I bring it to your table?... | |||
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"Rum and ginger beer pls bar person... Oh and a packet of cheese n onion crisps mixed with some dry roasted nuts
Good evening Bourbon....
One rum and ginger beer coming right up and a pack of cheese and onion crisps mixed with dry roasted nuts..
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Yes please Lovely, I can't decide what to have though!
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You are so cheeky Nero, But you wouldn't be quite that brave in person!
Ash, please may I have a large glass of red, something soft, may a new world Malbec please xx"One large glass of new world Malbec coming right up... | |||
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"I'm going to put some 80s classics on the jukebox......" Ooh I have a hankering to hear Oblivious by Aztec Camera please. I love a proper jukebox. There's a bar in Manchester called Corbieres with the best jukebox ever. If there's songs they don't want played they remove them from the listing but if you know the album well enough you can cheat their system  | |||
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"Oh do we have a bar tonight... I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water please
Soda water "Gin and soda water used to be very popular back in the day and has made a comeback in last few years... | |||
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"Evening all I will take a black coffee " Good evening shower fun....one black coffee coming right up..... | |||
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"Sweet child o mine got my air guitar tuned ready" Good choice....love a bit of Guns and Roses....I will whack it on the jukebox.... Are you an an expert air guitar player?.... | |||
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"Rum and ginger beer pls bar person... Oh and a packet of cheese n onion crisps mixed with some dry roasted nuts
Good evening Bourbon....
One rum and ginger beer coming right up and a pack of cheese and onion crisps mixed with dry roasted nuts..
Good man, there's a tip in that payment for you good sir"Thank you sir....I will put it towards my next holiday  | |||
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"Sweet child o mine got my air guitar tuned ready Good choice....love a bit of Guns and Roses....I will whack it on the jukebox.... Are you an an expert air guitar player?.... "Almost a rock star just gotta work or my big finish lol | |||
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"I'm going to put some 80s classics on the jukebox...... Ooh I have a hankering to hear Oblivious by Aztec Camera please. I love a proper jukebox. There's a bar in Manchester called Corbieres with the best jukebox ever. If there's songs they don't want played they remove them from the listing but if you know the album well enough you can cheat their system "I have heard of Aztec Camera before but don't really know any of their songs...I will have a look to see if I can find oblivious.... | |||
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"Oh do we have a bar tonight... I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water please
Good evening toxic....we sure do!
One rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water coming right up...
Would you like to sit at the bar with us or shall I bring it to your table?...
"At the bar type of girl.....how high is the stool? | |||
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"Sweet child o mine got my air guitar tuned ready Good choice....love a bit of Guns and Roses....I will whack it on the jukebox.... Are you an an expert air guitar player?....
Almost a rock star just gotta work or my big finish lol"Its very important to have a big finish.... | |||
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"Oh do we have a bar tonight... I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water please
Soda water
Gin and soda water used to be very popular back in the day and has made a comeback in last few years... "Tonic is too dry for me | |||
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"Sweet child o mine got my air guitar tuned ready Good choice....love a bit of Guns and Roses....I will whack it on the jukebox.... Are you an an expert air guitar player?....
Almost a rock star just gotta work or my big finish lol
Its very important to have a big finish.... "Keep the tunes flowing I will be pro by end of night | |||
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"Evening.
Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?... "Ginger beer please, with some fresh lime. | |||
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"Oh do we have a bar tonight... I'll have a rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water please
Good evening toxic....we sure do!
One rhubarb and ginger gin with soda water coming right up...
Would you like to sit at the bar with us or shall I bring it to your table?...
At the bar type of girl.....how high is the stool? "We have all different types of bar stalls so I'm sure we can find the right one...
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth "Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days.... | |||
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"I'm going to put some 80s classics on the jukebox...... Ooh I have a hankering to hear Oblivious by Aztec Camera please. I love a proper jukebox. There's a bar in Manchester called Corbieres with the best jukebox ever. If there's songs they don't want played they remove them from the listing but if you know the album well enough you can cheat their system
I have heard of Aztec Camera before but don't really know any of their songs...I will have a look to see if I can find oblivious.... "• Åsh, download the Aztec Camera "Love" album (quite old now). It's a brilliant collection of songs. | |||
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"Evening.
Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?...
Ginger beer please, with some fresh lime. "One ginger beer with some fresh line coming right up... Are you OK?...I saw on the news about the rain and flooding..... | |||
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"Evening.
Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?...
Ginger beer please, with some fresh lime.
One ginger beer with some fresh line coming right up...
Are you OK?...I saw on the news about the rain and flooding....."Its been torrential. Really bad. Advice is to stay home. So I'm doing that. | |||
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"I'm going to put some 80s classics on the jukebox...... Ooh I have a hankering to hear Oblivious by Aztec Camera please. I love a proper jukebox. There's a bar in Manchester called Corbieres with the best jukebox ever. If there's songs they don't want played they remove them from the listing but if you know the album well enough you can cheat their system
I have heard of Aztec Camera before but don't really know any of their songs...I will have a look to see if I can find oblivious....
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Åsh, download the Aztec Camera "Love" album (quite old now). It's a brilliant collection of songs."Thanks for the tip...I will check it all out first on YouTube tomorrow | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
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"Evening.
Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?...
Ginger beer please, with some fresh lime.
One ginger beer with some fresh line coming right up...
Are you OK?...I saw on the news about the rain and flooding.....
Its been torrential.
Really bad.
Advice is to stay home. So I'm doing that. "Good advice..I hope you have everything you need for now..... | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now "I know how you feel....I went out 2 nights in a row a while back and needed the next 2 days to recover! | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now
I know how you feel....I went out 2 nights in a row a while back and needed the next 2 days to recover!"Wow two nights in a row, I would need a day to recover! Got any food behind the bar? X | |||
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"Evening.
Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?...
Ginger beer please, with some fresh lime.
One ginger beer with some fresh line coming right up...
Are you OK?...I saw on the news about the rain and flooding.....
Its been torrential.
Really bad.
Advice is to stay home. So I'm doing that.
Good advice..I hope you have everything you need for now....."I do thank you. I mean I could go a side-order of scrumptious Nerò, but a woman can't have everything! | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now "A glass of water after each drink usually helps | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now
A glass of water after each drink usually helps "Always get the piss taken if I get a glass of water when out! | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now
I know how you feel....I went out 2 nights in a row a while back and needed the next 2 days to recover!
Wow two nights in a row, I would need a day to recover! Got any food behind the bar? X"We have all sorts of snacks here behind the bar..crisps,nuts, chocolates, cakes, sandwiches etc.. | |||
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"Good evening all you naughty night owls. The bar is busy tonight. "Good evening newshycouple...it's been packed in here tonight....can I get you both a drink?.... | |||
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"Evening.
Good evening Sprocket...how are you doing?...,can I get something for you to drink?...
Ginger beer please, with some fresh lime.
One ginger beer with some fresh line coming right up...
Are you OK?...I saw on the news about the rain and flooding.....
Its been torrential.
Really bad.
Advice is to stay home. So I'm doing that.
Good advice..I hope you have everything you need for now.....
I do thank you.
I mean I could go a side-order of scrumptious Nerò, but a woman can't have everything! "I'm glad to hear it. Why not?!...I'm sure I could sort something out.... | |||
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"What a charmingly busy, whirligig of a bar." We are very blessed to have such a quality crowd of clientele at the bar tonight.... | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now
I know how you feel....I went out 2 nights in a row a while back and needed the next 2 days to recover!
Wow two nights in a row, I would need a day to recover! Got any food behind the bar? X
We have all sorts of snacks here behind the bar..crisps,nuts, chocolates, cakes, sandwiches etc.."I was thinking of something a bit more hot  | |||
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"Il have a gin and lemonade please and a non alcoholic lager tops for Rodney here apparently. He seems to find that funny but I don’t have a clue "One gin and lemonade coming right up....
Rodney on only fools and horses always used to order a non alcoholic lager top on the show when he was out with Del Boy... | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now
I know how you feel....I went out 2 nights in a row a while back and needed the next 2 days to recover!
Wow two nights in a row, I would need a day to recover! Got any food behind the bar? X
We have all sorts of snacks here behind the bar..crisps,nuts, chocolates, cakes, sandwiches etc..
I was thinking of something a bit more hot "Sorry our kitchen isn't fully up and running yet but should be open next Friday | |||
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"Il have a gin and lemonade please and a non alcoholic lager tops for Rodney here apparently. He seems to find that funny but I don’t have a clue
One gin and lemonade coming right up....
Rodney on only fools and horses always used to order a non alcoholic lager top on the show when he was out with Del Boy... " I get it now trust bloody him to come out with that. | |||
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"Good evening all " Good evening beardedwonder... How's it going tonight?.... | |||
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"Hello folks " Good evening Tall Guy....can I get you something to drink at the bar tonight?... | |||
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"Evening Mate Bottle of whisky lol" One of our finest bottles of whiskey coming right up.. We might need to put you in a taxi home! | |||
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"Evening all! Could do with a nice fruity cocktail round about now "Good evening Discreet....one Tequila sunrise coming right up..... | |||
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"Evening Mate Bottle of whisky lol One of our finest bottles of whiskey coming right up.. We might need to put you in a taxi home!" Lol I doubt that | |||
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"Think I'm off as not in good place, who knows when I'll be back. Take care and see you on the other side" Hope you’re ok man, never quit!! Just keep Focusing on the fact that everything gets better with time, ya just gotta give it time! Hang in! Better days are coming!! | |||
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"Evening all! Could do with a nice fruity cocktail round about now
Good evening Discreet....one Tequila sunrise coming right up..... "Whoop whoop ???? | |||
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"Think I'm off as not in good place, who knows when I'll be back. Take care and see you on the other side Hope you’re ok man, never quit!! Just keep Focusing on the fact that everything gets better with time, ya just gotta give it time! Hang in! Better days are coming!! " Not good at moment Been saying that for a while but each time think I'm OK I drop back | |||
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"Think I'm off as not in good place, who knows when I'll be back. Take care and see you on the other side" Good night and take care.... | |||
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"Think I'm off as not in good place, who knows when I'll be back. Take care and see you on the other side Hope you’re ok man, never quit!! Just keep Focusing on the fact that everything gets better with time, ya just gotta give it time! Hang in! Better days are coming!! Not good at moment Been saying that for a while but each time think I'm OK I drop back " Change your environment! Be amazed what a week or two away from your life will do For ya, book a cheap flight to a cheap place and leave your phone and computer at home | |||
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"Think I'm off as not in good place, who knows when I'll be back. Take care and see you on the other side Hope you’re ok man, never quit!! Just keep Focusing on the fact that everything gets better with time, ya just gotta give it time! Hang in! Better days are coming!! Not good at moment Been saying that for a while but each time think I'm OK I drop back Change your environment! Be amazed what a week or two away from your life will do For ya, book a cheap flight to a cheap place and leave your phone and computer at home" Wish could afford to get away I really would. | |||
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"Think I'm off as not in good place, who knows when I'll be back. Take care and see you on the other side Hope you’re ok man, never quit!! Just keep Focusing on the fact that everything gets better with time, ya just gotta give it time! Hang in! Better days are coming!! Not good at moment Been saying that for a while but each time think I'm OK I drop back Change your environment! Be amazed what a week or two away from your life will do For ya, book a cheap flight to a cheap place and leave your phone and computer at home Wish could afford to get away I really would. " Ya I’m kinda stuck at minute too….. but not forever! Lots of means and ways! But I’m a firm believer in removing yourself from your environment for a short time, gives the head time to clear and helps ya realise what’s wrong. Even go wild camping or stay with a friend somewhere, put yourself first | |||
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"Evening all, Mrs here, vodka and diet please. Drink of my youth
Good evening Mrs daretobestupid....one vodka and diet cola coming right up...those were the days....
I mean I still feel like I'm 23 but can't cope with the hangovers now
A glass of water after each drink usually helps
Always get the piss taken if I get a glass of water when out! "Well more fool them | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
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"Popping in to say hi
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Hey yourself "Fancy a drink? | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink? "Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning"No capt for that super split vibe??  lol
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning
No capt for that super split vibe?? lol
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning
No capt for that super split vibe?? lol
No what lol"No captain Morgan lol | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning
No capt for that super split vibe?? lol
No what lol
No captain Morgan lol"Ohhh well i dont drink anyway so no capt morgan ha ha | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning
No capt for that super split vibe?? lol
No what lol
No captain Morgan lol
Ohhh well i dont drink anyway so no capt morgan ha ha"Good on ya!! Well you can get me d*unk and have your way with me if you like lol | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning
No capt for that super split vibe?? lol
No what lol
No captain Morgan lol
Ohhh well i dont drink anyway so no capt morgan ha ha
Good on ya!! Well you can get me d*unk and have your way with me if you like lol"Ha ha id prefer ya to be sober | |||
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"Popping in to say hi
Hey Vixen
Hey yourself
Fancy a drink?
Ill just have a club orange. I need a clear head in the morning
No capt for that super split vibe?? lol
No what lol
No captain Morgan lol
Ohhh well i dont drink anyway so no capt morgan ha ha
Good on ya!! Well you can get me d*unk and have your way with me if you like lol
Ha ha id prefer ya to be sober "So you’d like to have your wicked way with me then | |||
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"Am I too late to pop in for a nightcap? I have a wee notion for a Glava " Never too late for the nocturnal. Grab a drink and chill | |||
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"That’s very hospitable of you. Glava please. Straight with no ice. " Coming right up | |||
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"Hi Ash and all the beautiful people. Hope you’re all good tonight. Manic week so just popping on to say hello. Miss you guys "Hello LB you scrumptious human | |||
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"Hi Ash and all the beautiful people. Hope you’re all good tonight. Manic week so just popping on to say hello. Miss you guys
Hello LB you scrumptious human "Hi beautiful lady. How’s it going? | |||
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"Was that an owl " A hummingbird. Surely | |||
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"Was that an owl A hummingbird. Surely "Whatever you wish to be my lovely friend xx | |||
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"Was that an owl A hummingbird. Surely
Whatever you wish to be my lovely friend xx"A bird flying high then. Always | |||
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"Hi Ash and all the beautiful people. Hope you’re all good tonight. Manic week so just popping on to say hello. Miss you guys
Hello LB you scrumptious human
Hi beautiful lady. How’s it going? "I'm well, I'm off to the hairdressers soon, so she can re-colour my stripy locks. | |||
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"Was that an owl " Why did the owl owl? . . . . Because the woodpecker woodpecker!! . . #dadjoke | |||
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