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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So my wife has been chatting with one of her mates about Christmas gifts etc and this lass is gloating a little that her boyfriend got her a brand new Kindle Fire.

My wife asked, "What does it do then?"

The response......

"Erm..I dunno, I can't switch it on!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it don't switch on charge it up, if that don't work, its Fucked lol

I have one and never had a problem with it! And it works same way as a tablet, you can read books, listen to music, go on net, watch films, get games and apps lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a book with batteries, we have managed thousands of years without them and used good old books.

Don't see the point of them myself.

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By *iamp86Man
over a year ago

preston

"It's a book with batteries, we have managed thousands of years without them and used good old books.

Don't see the point of them myself."

Except you can't carry a library full of books around in your handbag ... For starters...!,!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If it don't switch on charge it up, if that don't work, its Fucked lol

I have one and never had a problem with it! And it works same way as a tablet, you can read books, listen to music, go on net, watch films, get games and apps lol"

I was playing with mine last night. Good fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a book with batteries, we have managed thousands of years without them and used good old books.

Don't see the point of them myself.

Except you can't carry a library full of books around in your handbag ... For starters...!,!"

You carry whatever you want in your handbag treacle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it don't switch on charge it up, if that don't work, its Fucked lol

I have one and never had a problem with it! And it works same way as a tablet, you can read books, listen to music, go on net, watch films, get games and apps lol

I was playing with mine last night. Good fun!"

I love mine lol and so glad I got it lol x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"If it don't switch on charge it up, if that don't work, its Fucked lol

I have one and never had a problem with it! And it works same way as a tablet, you can read books, listen to music, go on net, watch films, get games and apps lol

I was playing with mine last night. Good fun!

I love mine lol and so glad I got it lol x"

Its like a mini PC! I'll be using mine to watch iPlayer when I'm in work trips. And maybe organise meets.

I find it a lot easier than using my phone as my eyesight is not so good and my fingers are fat.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I use kindling to start a fire

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"It's a book with batteries, we have managed thousands of years without them and used good old books.

Don't see the point of them myself."

The reason I wanted one is because you can pack more shoes in your case in the space you would normally pack books when going on holiday

I've just got the standard One though, not a fancy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like them, tried, and sold it. Much prefer to read a real book and turn real pages.

As for carrying a library around, I only read one book at a time, so why would I carry a library lol.

I buy all my books from charity shops, and re-donate them once read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a book with batteries, we have managed thousands of years without them and used good old books.

Don't see the point of them myself."

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

My missus bought a regular kindle earlier on this year and loves it. I'm quite jealous actually, I'd love a nice new bit of tech, but I just wouldn't use it. I'm never anywhere where I can't use my laptop and I hate not having a proper keyboard.

As for the OP - it should be seen as an ownership test. If you can't turn it on, you're not allowed to use it!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"It's a book with batteries, we have managed thousands of years without them and used good old books.

Don't see the point of them myself."

Very handy for travelling. Instead of taking 5 or 6 books away with me adding to the weight of my luggage, I can take my e-reader which holds hundreds of books and weighs much much less.

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