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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

Did you tell them to fuc'k right off?

coz I would

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just block, 2 wrongs and all that.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just block, 2 wrongs and all that.

Mrs"

Can't block. It's on the other forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

Look them in the eye. Smile. Pause. And ask of they're okay.. or..Ignore, ignore.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just block, 2 wrongs and all that.

Mrs"

It was in a forum post.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

I’ve often said “But I’m more of a person than you. Literally so much more!”

I’m like to confuse people - am I laughing with them or at them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be the bigger person ignore them and block simple as that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

Ask em if there waiting for your comeback, tell them you'll have to scrap it off there days teeth....

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By *un Luvin CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I may be fat, you’re ugly!!!

I can lose weight

Oh you can ……… no still ugly

Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

Ask em if there waiting for your comeback, tell them you'll have to scrap it off there days teeth...."

Dad's teeth *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say well I won't be swallowing that tiny cock anytime soon ,(unless they are hung like a donkey )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people say things for a reaction, I find the best reply is no reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last person to tell me I’m fat, was told…..

“Yes that’s true. But I working to one day not be fat. You however, are a twat, and no amount of work will change that fact.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last person to tell me I’m fat, was told…..

“Yes that’s true. But I working to one day not be fat. You however, are a twat, and no amount of work will change that fact.”"

This is a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine was lame

Is tact your middle name... I've lost my mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply delete and not give them a moment of your valuable time.

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By *uartz24Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

play a mind game to confuse them

Try replying

“ are you ok? You seem agitated, why don’t you check on EBay and see if they have a life for sale”

Presuming you know how to bid, you may grab a bargain “

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

I've always liked the good old fashioned

"Limp dick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally would just reply

And ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

Why bother you look amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Respond with this “I can loose weight to improve my looks - you can’t without surgery“

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Just block, 2 wrongs and all that.

Mrs

Can't block. It's on the other forum "

AHH I see, sorry no suggestions then x

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I've just seen the post.... pot and kettle springs to mind

Tinder

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I think the classic "fuck off" suits well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen the post. If I was a religious person I would say that God has punished him enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're obese"

"Yep, but i can diet. You'll alway be ugly and a prick"

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Nothing wrong with your eyesight

Specsavers must be losing a fortune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell them I couldn't give two fucks about what they think of my body.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I know it's a statement of fact but I've just been called obese so i need a simple yet witty non aggressive come back. Coz suggestions please

Just use this as a reply.

"I could take offense at being called obese but instead I shall be the bigger person."

It'll probably gonover their head but if it doesn't come back with their response and I'll throw you another.

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Just tell them”it’s fat bitches like me that make pricks like you stand to attention” worked for me a couple of times

Mrs x

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