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Why do ladies pee so hard

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

God you ladies can lash it down . I would be proud . Happy weekends everyone

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"God you ladies can lash it down . I would be proud . Happy weekends everyone "
wtf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me haha

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Sheer skill Busman.

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pelvic floor innit.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

It's a sign of a strong pelvic floor. We should be able to shift dust from the pavement apparently. I've never tested this theory though.

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

What they put in has to come out

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's so we can pee in a beautiful arc from one side of the room to the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely thought this myself before always sounds like a fire hose lol

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Bet they never tried to see how high on a wall they could pee

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Because kegals innit

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i


"Pelvic floor innit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet they never tried to see how high on a wall they could pee "

Probably because they aren't 12

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Bet they never tried to see how high on a wall they could pee

Probably because they aren't 12 "

I was 12 once. But I didn't pee on walls then

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Sounds like a burst pipe.

The mr

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan "

I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan

I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan "

Is your clitosterous hard?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"Bet they never tried to see how high on a wall they could pee

Probably because they aren't 12 "

why was it only fellas who were young Did the ladies ever have fun when they were younger.

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By *onguesandpunsMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

I'm curious as to how this question popped into your head?!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan

I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan

Is your clitosterous hard? "

Nooooooo, I have a special little tube sticking out of my pee-pee place. It's my teeny-tiny willy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I bet they can’t stand on the landing with a hard on and try and get it in the pan

I've got a little willy of my own at the moment. I could pee up the wall and into a pan

Is your clitosterous hard?

Nooooooo, I have a special little tube sticking out of my pee-pee place. It's my teeny-tiny willy "

I too have a special tube that I pee-pee out of as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Releasing the demons from within

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream "

*Phones RSPCA*

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream "

Let me get this right, you pissed on a squirrel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes wonder if a horse wandered in accidentally

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

We don't; it just sounds like we do because ours hits water, not the toilet seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream

*Phones RSPCA* "

Omg

I haven't!

Miles implies I did because it took me seconds to empty my bladder.. in my defence I was scared of any squirrel biting my vulva so that's where the joke came from.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream

Let me get this right, you pissed on a squirrel? "

So he says.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream

Let me get this right, you pissed on a squirrel?

So he says. "

It was very very dark. In the middle of the park.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream

*Phones RSPCA*

Omg

I haven't!

Miles implies I did because it took me seconds to empty my bladder.. in my defence I was scared of any squirrel biting my vulva so that's where the joke came from. "

Apologies, but the very concept of a squirrel biting your vulva has just brightened up my day I don't dare laugh, with my current circumstances, but I want to roar with laughter

Yes, I am a bad lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big urethra innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For your further erudition, Kacie T. H., in her book All is Fair in Pissing Contests, describes a female pissing contest that she witnessed in Italy in 2018 which resulted in a record 30 foot arc, beating previous male records.

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset


"It's a sign of a strong pelvic floor. We should be able to shift dust from the pavement apparently. I've never tested this theory though."

hahahahahahahahahahaha spat my coffee out hahahahahahahahah

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm curious as to how this question popped into your head?! "

The correct answer is that it sounds like they're pissing hard because that's the noise it makes when you don't piss all over the seat.

Like what men do. Obvs...

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Last time I was forced to do it outdoors I blinded temporarily poor passing squirrel with the jet stream

*Phones RSPCA*

Omg

I haven't!

Miles implies I did because it took me seconds to empty my bladder.. in my defence I was scared of any squirrel biting my vulva so that's where the joke came from.

Apologies, but the very concept of a squirrel biting your vulva has just brightened up my day I don't dare laugh, with my current circumstances, but I want to roar with laughter

Yes, I am a bad lady "

Screenshot and keep it for the day you can burst !

Xx

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london


"Sounds like a burst pipe.

The mr "

Or a bucket being tipped out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a pelvic floor like a bulldog clip, could jet wash the back yard with mine.

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By *ycallMan
over a year ago

Dorking

My mate pissed on someone’s cat once. He was d*unk and went for a slash and left the door open. Apparently the cat came in and just jumped across the stream.

When he came back he looked really sheepish and said that he had done something really bad. He was a bit of a hazard so we assumed the worst but when he said he has pissed on the cat the whole room burst out in hysterics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be my favourite thread... Keep the anecdotes coming

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"This has to be my favourite thread... Keep the anecdotes coming "

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